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leading futz / up to a point / "maximum alpha" 🍉🐓🤍
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sophieehill.bsky.social
Southern Water when you ask about the millions of plastic beads:
Arrested Development: image of Gob Bluth lying on sofa in robe looking skeptical, perhaps exasperated. Subtitles: "Bees?!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
chrishp.bsky.social
yeah, Rosalia good
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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peterkwells.com
What strikes me about the Noah-Smith-cant-follow-signs story isn't that he

a) can't follow signs,
b) draws broad generalisations from not being able to follow signs, but that
c) he only draws attention to the colour of one person's skin in a quite particular way

onemileatatime.com/news/economi...
the phrase "a South Asian security employee" is highlighted in the following text "The British Airways employee informed me that I had already missed my flight, since boarding was at 12:15 and it was now 12:17. I argued that boarding would probably last more than two minutes, and that I might still have time to make the flight, whose departure was scheduled for 12:55. She seemed skeptical of this argument, but I finally persuaded her to help me give it a try. Returning me to the security line, the British Airways woman told me to wait in the line (which would have taken 15 minutes). I begged her to let me jump the queue, and she did, explaining my plight to a South Asian security employee who let me through the rope barrier to the front of the line."
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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wpmacmason.bsky.social
Happy Veteran's Day

(I do send this to my mom every Novermber 11th)
Arrested Development army awards meme
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
"maximum alpha"
freydalpishti.bsky.social 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔶𝔡𝔞𝔩 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 15h
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
chrishp.bsky.social
Elite content (also scary)
Other observations...
- CHO always been good 🤷
- Diomande & MFP ⭐
- Bilal EK what might have been 🥲
scoutedftbl.com SCOUTED @scoutedftbl.com · 5h
Per @fbref.com, only five players have recorded the following in a Premier League game (since 2017/18):

✪ 3+ shots on target
✪ 3+ key passes
✪ 3+ passes into penalty area
✪ 3+ carries into penalty area
✪ 3+ successful take-ons
✪ 3+ fouls won

Jérémy Doku is the youngest.
A full-body photo of Jérémy Doku dribbling with the ball at his feet. Across the middle of the image is a screenshot from Stathead FBRef that displays the five players with 3+ shots on target, 3+ key passes, 3+ passes into penalty area, 3+ carries into penalty area, 3+ successful take-ons and 3+ fouls won in a single Premier League game. It also displays their goals and assists in each match as well as their minutes played.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
chrishp.bsky.social
Finally, the distinction between Musteloidea and Mustelidae is clear
unburntwitch.com Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · Jun 2
Just an absolute banger of an animal family
A chart showing animals in the family Musteloidea. Includes raccoons, skunks, otters, badgers, weasels, and ferrets.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Per Zach Lowe, "just something i'm watching"...👀

Signs of variety from Brennan Johnson (?)

Rogue dribble vs EVE (1/1) & yday 2/4 successful take-ons (Last 365d per fbref he's @ .85 p90)

Also, the respectable left foot cross for Richy on 16m

Anyone else seeing this? Wishful thinking? #coys 🐓🤍
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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chrishp.bsky.social
All i see is a good player with real potential providing a great 2/3rd option rn www.reddit.com/r/coys/comme...
From the coys community on Reddit: Wilson Odobert vs. Brighton - All actions, first start of 25/26
Explore this post and more from the coys community
www.reddit.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
chrishp.bsky.social
Signs of life. (Some) synapses ~firing. The end of Bentanhinha(?)🙏

www.mclachbot.com/match_summar...

JP completed 7 progressive passes 👀
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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PM⭐
markstatsbot.bsky.social markstatsbot @markstatsbot.bsky.social · 3d
Spurs 2 : 2 Man Utd

▪ xG: 1.52 - 0.76
▪ xThreat: 1.27 - 1.14
▪ Possession: 54.3% - 45.7%
▪ Field Tilt: 64.3% - 35.7%
▪ Def Action Height: 53.9 - 42.7
Image from markstats.club Image from markstats.club Image from markstats.club Image from markstats.club
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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kimischilling.bsky.social
Wilson Odobert is getting really good
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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jakeentwistle.bsky.social
Finally, I’ve put everything together to provide a primer on the @scoutedftbl.com Archetypes project so far. It’s not finished, it’s constantly evolving. But now there is a reference point for the Archetypes themselves and the methodology. Here you go:
A guide to Archetypes
A comprehensive primer for SCOUTED's player profiling project
scoutedftbl.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
How are you, chief? Everything OK?
70sbachchan.bsky.social Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 9d
RT@nathankhensley.bsky.social
This is so badass & beautiful and one of the greatest American political ads I have ever seen. A frontal engagement with bigotry, and completely beyond the script of approved political discourse in this nation. May he be protected and kept safe
bsky.app/profile/zohr...
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 9d
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Ham for days
Martinez lmfao
byrei.ink Rei @byrei.ink · 4d
Just a reminder on why font choice matters. 😅
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Ok, so my feed is basically a @scoutedftbl.com hype train but they just keep smashing it. Unreal content.

scoutedftbl.com/scouted-arch...

🔝🙏👏
A guide to Archetypes
A comprehensive primer for SCOUTED's player profiling project
scoutedftbl.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Kind of skipped over Caleb Yirenkyi in Scouted 50 scoutedftbl.com/scouted50-20... but omgosh i am not skipping over him after reading the latest breakdown scoutedftbl.com/introducing-...
Introducing Caleb Yirenkyi
A touch-by-touch breakdown in which Phillip Billing gets boinged
scoutedftbl.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
🔝 as per

*Extremely* MFP curious

Featured heavily in yesterday's Scouted round-up (and at many points prior to this)

scoutedftbl.com/divin-mubama...
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
chrishp.bsky.social
Via latest @scoutedftbl.com

scoutedftbl.com/divin-mubama...

Vuskovic continues to do ridiculous stuff
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
OK, Copenhagen not great, GK had a bad time, they maybe didn't press per CFC cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/champions-le... (but PPDA not that low?) but this passmap per @mclachbot.com suggests a clearly different structure to the last few games so, look, i'm choosing optimism 🙈
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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bankruptspurs.bsky.social
Quite simply, the best to ever do it. 🐐
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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kyleboas.com
How to coach relations in football kyleboas.com/2025/10/28/h...
How to coach relations in football
I’m convinced that relational principles will shape the future of coaching in football and we’ll need more guides like this.
kyleboas.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Important Brennan Johnson reminder too

scoutedftbl.com/perfectly-ba...

Although also worth bearing in mind Harry Brooks' comments re development (generally interesting and the most illuminating part of the discussion imho)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujXi...
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
chrishp.bsky.social
Lovely @scoutedftbl.com piece (AGAIN) scoutedftbl.com/perfectly-ba... Optimal combinations super interesting. Used to be obsessed by the fit of the Mascherano, Alonso, Gerrard mf many moons ago
Brentford's attack: Archetypes, perfectly balanced
Monday Night SCOUTED breaks down the beautifully assembled Brentford front four.
scoutedftbl.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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stevejones20.bsky.social
WHAT THE HELL IS VICTOR WEMBANYAMA
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM