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I don’t think I’ve ever finished a chap stick
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever finished a chap stick
I just watched Shin Godzilla I’m happy to report that Godzilla did get hit in the shin.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just watched Shin Godzilla I’m happy to report that Godzilla did get hit in the shin.
In a bold move Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from congress. This will give her more time to pursue her real passion in life which is yelling in Walmart parking lots.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In a bold move Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from congress. This will give her more time to pursue her real passion in life which is yelling in Walmart parking lots.
Breaking news: Disney World has announced they will move to Saudi Arabia.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Breaking news: Disney World has announced they will move to Saudi Arabia.
There’s a rule in screenwriting that if you have a pregnant character they have to go into labor at the worst imaginable time.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There’s a rule in screenwriting that if you have a pregnant character they have to go into labor at the worst imaginable time.
The reason that guy in the Oval Office passed out was he couldn’t stand the smell.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The reason that guy in the Oval Office passed out was he couldn’t stand the smell.
I voted today or as republicans would call it domestic terrorism.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I voted today or as republicans would call it domestic terrorism.
Me giving out candy on Halloween: “How pieces of candy do you kids want 6 or 7?”
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me giving out candy on Halloween: “How pieces of candy do you kids want 6 or 7?”
I think Trumps biggest problem with Zohran Mamdani is that he doesn’t know how to pronounce his name.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think Trumps biggest problem with Zohran Mamdani is that he doesn’t know how to pronounce his name.
Breaking News: Texas becomes the first state to outlaw voting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Breaking News: Texas becomes the first state to outlaw voting.
“The Year Without a Santa Clause.”
“What Anime is that?”
“What Anime is that?”
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“The Year Without a Santa Clause.”
“What Anime is that?”
“What Anime is that?”
If foreplay is so great how come they never came out with fiveplay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If foreplay is so great how come they never came out with fiveplay.
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This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
Now that we’re in October it’s the season of scares and spooky stuff. But with Trump in office there is enough to be scared of all year round.
October 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Now that we’re in October it’s the season of scares and spooky stuff. But with Trump in office there is enough to be scared of all year round.
The shooter’s entire manifesto was about how Cracker Barrel changed their logo.
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The shooter’s entire manifesto was about how Cracker Barrel changed their logo.
When I first heard about the Saudi Arabia comedy festival I was surprised they didn’t get Joe Rogan. It sounds like something he would do.
September 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When I first heard about the Saudi Arabia comedy festival I was surprised they didn’t get Joe Rogan. It sounds like something he would do.
Murder isn’t that bad as long as nobody gets hurt.
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Murder isn’t that bad as long as nobody gets hurt.
If there’s one thing we know for certain it’s that Donald Trump has completely forgotten who Charlie Kirk is because of the dementia.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If there’s one thing we know for certain it’s that Donald Trump has completely forgotten who Charlie Kirk is because of the dementia.
Do you think it’s possible to hold a televised vigil for a public figure without quoting a single thing that they’ve said?
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do you think it’s possible to hold a televised vigil for a public figure without quoting a single thing that they’ve said?
If Jimmy Kimmel wanted to keep his job he should have just talked about how much he wanted to murder homeless people like they did on Fox News.
September 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If Jimmy Kimmel wanted to keep his job he should have just talked about how much he wanted to murder homeless people like they did on Fox News.
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maybe his neck just did that
September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
maybe his neck just did that
I’ve heard some takes surrounding Charlie Kirk’s death that are really interesting. The first goes like “He was a human, he was a father and a husband.” We should remember that he is a fascist. Fascists treat life very cheaply they do not value human life or humanity. If you call a fascist a human
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’ve heard some takes surrounding Charlie Kirk’s death that are really interesting. The first goes like “He was a human, he was a father and a husband.” We should remember that he is a fascist. Fascists treat life very cheaply they do not value human life or humanity. If you call a fascist a human
At a time like this we must ask the important questions. Like is the shooter sexy?
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
At a time like this we must ask the important questions. Like is the shooter sexy?