If you have a “starting word” when you play wordle, I think you’re a coward.
August 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you have a “starting word” when you play wordle, I think you’re a coward.
Never lose the dream.
August 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Never lose the dream.
The child from Omelas got out and he’s an abundance guy now.
July 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The child from Omelas got out and he’s an abundance guy now.
The Nelk boys effect
July 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Nelk boys effect
Who is advising these people that this is a hill worth dying on let alone approaching at all? Make all sports sorted into weight class and call it a day.
July 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who is advising these people that this is a hill worth dying on let alone approaching at all? Make all sports sorted into weight class and call it a day.
How else am I supposed to hoist myself, somebody else’s petard? In this economy??
July 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
How else am I supposed to hoist myself, somebody else’s petard? In this economy??
We are reaching critical levels of Pedro Pascal. He is starring in three movies playing near me. We need to shut him down until we figure out what the hell is going on.
July 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We are reaching critical levels of Pedro Pascal. He is starring in three movies playing near me. We need to shut him down until we figure out what the hell is going on.
The way people seem to project their own shit onto the meaning of Miyazaki films is very uniquely annoying. But it also speaks to how good the movies are because people inherently like them and they can’t figure out why.
July 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The way people seem to project their own shit onto the meaning of Miyazaki films is very uniquely annoying. But it also speaks to how good the movies are because people inherently like them and they can’t figure out why.
Just saw Friendship (2025) and have to scrawl out some ramblings here.
July 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just saw Friendship (2025) and have to scrawl out some ramblings here.
Taking a driving exam and excitedly asking “ooooh, where are we going?” every time they tell me where to turn.
June 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Taking a driving exam and excitedly asking “ooooh, where are we going?” every time they tell me where to turn.
This us probably how Obi Toppin looks playing drop in at the YMCA
June 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This us probably how Obi Toppin looks playing drop in at the YMCA
Who’s holding the bar of soap up in this fight club poster?
June 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Who’s holding the bar of soap up in this fight club poster?
“Is that guy…painting us?” “Bro shut up, I’m trying to bathe”
Bathers, 1890 #artbots #cezanne
https://botfrens.com/collections/43/contents/12787
https://botfrens.com/collections/43/contents/12787
June 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“Is that guy…painting us?” “Bro shut up, I’m trying to bathe”
I had a nightmare that Elon was giving me a ride to work in a cyber truck and it crashed because it could only be slowed down by typing “speed = 0” on a numpad on the dash. My subconscious fears him like a 19th century German child fears krampus. It’s so embarrassing.
June 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I had a nightmare that Elon was giving me a ride to work in a cyber truck and it crashed because it could only be slowed down by typing “speed = 0” on a numpad on the dash. My subconscious fears him like a 19th century German child fears krampus. It’s so embarrassing.
Taking the stand in court and swearing on the Lad Bible.
June 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Taking the stand in court and swearing on the Lad Bible.
Do you guys remember seeing a word cloud in 2011. It was like seeing the face of God.
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Do you guys remember seeing a word cloud in 2011. It was like seeing the face of God.
Ex machina hardly know her
June 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ex machina hardly know her
This celcius drink, god does not know about this drink.
June 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This celcius drink, god does not know about this drink.
I’m so bored when does the conclave start
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m so bored when does the conclave start
Me, to a Gen Z: there once was a time where everybody was excited to see the Simpsons movie because it showed Bart’s penis.
Gen Z: (in Mandarin, through a gas mask) this is your stop; 250 Baron Musk Plaza. Remember to give me 5 stars in the app or they’ll take a day off my life expectancy.
Gen Z: (in Mandarin, through a gas mask) this is your stop; 250 Baron Musk Plaza. Remember to give me 5 stars in the app or they’ll take a day off my life expectancy.
March 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me, to a Gen Z: there once was a time where everybody was excited to see the Simpsons movie because it showed Bart’s penis.
Gen Z: (in Mandarin, through a gas mask) this is your stop; 250 Baron Musk Plaza. Remember to give me 5 stars in the app or they’ll take a day off my life expectancy.
Gen Z: (in Mandarin, through a gas mask) this is your stop; 250 Baron Musk Plaza. Remember to give me 5 stars in the app or they’ll take a day off my life expectancy.
People born in 1985 turn 60 this year. Incredible.
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
People born in 1985 turn 60 this year. Incredible.
Reading The Polar Express (2004) Wikipedia page and realized this sentence is about Chet Hanks.
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Reading The Polar Express (2004) Wikipedia page and realized this sentence is about Chet Hanks.
Oppenheimer but it’s about the creation of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” and Mariah Carey is a Lyndon Johnson.
December 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Oppenheimer but it’s about the creation of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” and Mariah Carey is a Lyndon Johnson.
Feeling excited for Monday when the eras tour ends and Taylor Swift can finally perish so the residents of Vancouver can eat of her body and drink of her blood.
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Feeling excited for Monday when the eras tour ends and Taylor Swift can finally perish so the residents of Vancouver can eat of her body and drink of her blood.