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Chris Doherty
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Civil engineer specializing in urban stormwater drainage.
Fan of Denver and Houston sports and fantasy football. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15
Love home gardening and our 🐈🐈‍⬛
Your next car should be an EV.
In 2016 I took my first visit to my future home state - North Carolina.
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
* Safest for the world to correctly assume:
- the driver/owner has an overinflated need for
self-aggrandizing purchases 🤯
- has low-T 🍆📉 and/or
- is just a big ol' prick ⬅️ 💯
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Chris Doherty
I'm sorry to everyone who is so tired but voting in TX primary elections starts soon (Feb 17) and MANY voters are going to show up & find out they're suddenly in a different congressional district thanks to Republicans

you need to check your address:

www.texastribune.org/2025/09/04/2...
Texas congressional maps: Find your current district
Texas Republicans drew new districts aimed at picking up five more seats. This tool compares previous and proposed districts.
www.texastribune.org
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I got a VERY COOL email from @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
I was one of the top 510 scoring teams in the Underdog Satellite bestball tourney. #SFB16 qualified!
Actually I had six; the best placed 65th.
I had to look - there were actually 4 with more!
smitty122 - 9
jm192 - 8
maltaiser & fastwilly - 7
Today I learned that because the #SFB15 Satellite best ball tournament on Underdog didn’t sell out (and wasn’t all that close - 3,000 teams drafted) the top 510 scoring teams from the 14 week regular season will earn a coveted spot in #SFB16.

Stating my case with my top-ranked team below…🧵
At the end of the 14 week regular season for my 25 #SFB15 Underdog Satellite teams.
🥇 3 teams
🥈 2 teams
🥉 6 teams
1 4th place team
2 5th place team
That means 14/25 team qualify for the next stage!
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm hunching that the answer to this question is the same as Why did the US invade Venezuela this week.

Oil. We want it. We want to burn it.

Seriously, can we just stop it.
Buy an EV. Install more grid-scale Solar and Wind.
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Join the Scott Fish Playoff League #SFPL11
fantasycares.org/campaigns
Just do it. Today.
It is a fun playoff competition = pick 5 players each week. But you cannot repeat players, so choose wisely.
Thread for my lineups below.
Fantasy Cares - Current Campaigns
Fantasy Cares Charity 501(c)(3)
fantasycares.org
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Is this going on in your timeline too?
I don’t think I should need to check if a skeet is 2 weeks old, right?
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My year on Bluesky I wrote 186 posts and 1,040 replies.

Gotta love that my most popular post got a whopping 8 likes, and apparently I love saying "draft" and 😉!

www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out chrisdohertycfm.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
www.madebyolof.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Reposted by Chris Doherty
FYI: if you want to increase your sales, put EV chargers in your parking lot.
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My FF playoffs are over.
Lost both semi matches in the most brutal way possible - with TreVeyon Henderson then Lamar Jackson leaving their game within minutes of each other.
Just needed 2 more points from Hendo. Lost by less than 1 without Lamar.
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
No thank you.
My T-levels are fine.
No fragile ego boost needed.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Late to the Rob Reiner tribute.
I’m sad for their people - family, friends, colleagues.
Such tragedy.

I’m eternally grateful for three of my favorite movies ever.
Stand by Me
The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
They really are all in my top 10.
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This makes me unconscionably furious.
With Ford.
With GM.
With the current resident at what is left of the White House.

But also with YOU.
If you had even considered buying an EV, you would have realized that they are amazing.
Your next car should still be an EV.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/b...
Ford Will Take $19.5 Billion Hit as It Rolls Back E.V. Plans
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm really glad to see this engineering marvel open in the shadows of the Colosseum and the Roman Forum.
(A picture is from the Colosseum in April 2023 in comments.)
apnews.com/article/ital...
Rome opens long-awaited Colosseum subway station, with displays of unearthed artifacts
Rome has opened two subway stations. One is deep beneath the Colosseum that mixes the modernity of high-tech transport with artifacts from an ancient era.
apnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is cool.
As a Chevy Bolt owner whose Chevy App access ended after the 6 year free period, I can say this is an improvement. But I have NO idea why the period just can't follow the car for it's life.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today I learned that because the #SFB15 Satellite best ball tournament on Underdog didn’t sell out (and wasn’t all that close - 3,000 teams drafted) the top 510 scoring teams from the 14 week regular season will earn a coveted spot in #SFB16.

Stating my case with my top-ranked team below…🧵
At the end of the 14 week regular season for my 25 #SFB15 Underdog Satellite teams.
🥇 3 teams
🥈 2 teams
🥉 6 teams
1 4th place team
2 5th place team
That means 14/25 team qualify for the next stage!
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I made the playoffs in 3 leagues.
My two 3-seed teams won in the first playoff round. On to face the 2-seeds.

My one 6-seed team lost last night. Relying on Jaylen Warren and DK Metcalf in a quagmire was probably doomed from the jump.
I made playoffs in 3 leagues.
3 seed in two, 6 seed in one.
Not currently favored in any.

In non-playoffs, earned:
1.01 (deliberate rebuild)
1.02 (wheels fell off this one)
x.04 (also rebuild, but traded picks for players already)
1.05 (the best of my non- qualifying teams, also own the 1.02)
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
For what it is worth, this vegetarian thinks that life without meat is pretty normal. I don't really crave a meat substitute - except one - Field Roast Italian Sausage. I probably have them in some form 2-3 times/week.

Hope this is interesting to you.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
Why this vegan environmentalist thinks meat is the future
A new book argues that people will never give up meat — and that plant-based and lab-grown meat will be the “next agricultural revolution.”
www.washingtonpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Post-mortem rookie draft trade UPDATE:
In essence traded:
Tet McMillan (1.06) & Jack Bech (2.11)
for
TreVeyon Henderson (1.04), Dylan Sampson (3.11) & Brashard Smith (4.11)

Just won a playoff match where TreVeyon outscored Tet.
Brashard Smith was trade chip to get Kyren Williams.

Happily keep it!
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
AFC South
IF JAX loses to Broncos
AND JAX and HOU otherwise win out…
Tie atop division broken by 4th tiebreak:
Head/head -
even
Division -
even
Common -
even
Conf record -
Hou 10-2 over Jax 9-3
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
With all due respect to Ben, who clearly has 3 lovely cats…

It sounds like Ben has ONLY 3 cats and is unaware that there could be more kinds of cats.

I myself was surprised, tbh.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reposted by Chris Doherty
I made playoffs in 3 leagues.
3 seed in two, 6 seed in one.
Not currently favored in any.

In non-playoffs, earned:
1.01 (deliberate rebuild)
1.02 (wheels fell off this one)
x.04 (also rebuild, but traded picks for players already)
1.05 (the best of my non- qualifying teams, also own the 1.02)
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Kitty’s first visit to the vet.
It’s, uh, not going so well.
(Yes, he jumped up on top of the supply cabinet. They said it’s a first, so I guess I’m proud. But mostly feel bad for him.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nothing wrong with his elbow.
Just being cautious.
Wish there had been warning signs…
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM