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Chris Dandelion 🌻💪🏾🐰🍏🥩🎂
@chrisdandelion.bsky.social
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- PANSEXUAL 🩷💛💙
- BOSTON
- MUSCLE OTTER / GYM BUNNY 💪🏾🐰🍏
- FITNESS, WRESTLING, FOOTBALL, KINK FRIENDLY, MUSIC FREAK, GAYMER, GOOFY CORNBALL
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HE/HIM/THEY/THEM
DMS OPEN - SAY HI! I DON'T BITE... ONLY IF YOU WANT ME TOO THO LOL 🤣😝😈😈
Pinned
Smiley time
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who needs clothes when I’ve got all this 🦦?
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Dab this ass
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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WHAT time was I supposed to be up???
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Just a big boy 🫡
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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I’m feeling extra horny today 😏
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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For #humpday you should be joining me in this shower 😈💦🍑
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Heard it was hump day. Looking to bury my bone.
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Showered.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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It's leg day and coincidentally #humpday too 🍑
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"There is nothing tough about worshipping, a dying pedophile billionaire in a dirty diaper that paints his face orange every morning. It's the opposite of tough. It's pitiful. You're pitiful."

- a read
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Trimmed up ✂️
December 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Hi gay 😉
December 7, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Tony Khan’s dad is rich. I’m sure your pedestrian ass would be working at Walmart if your dad was billionaire too. 🙄

“Oh it’s is daddy’s money”. Shut up.

The wwe family tree is a pervert bush burning with maga crabs.

#AEW
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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@daddyfun1.bsky.social
One of my favorite Bluesky 🦋Daddies. My Palm Springs 🌴 Daddy has a beautiful body, an amazing thick dick🍆🐓🪵 and a BIG, juicy peach 🍑 But most importantly is a charming, kind gentleman to me🫶🏿💪🏿🤎
January 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Just being a proud dirty #bator boy in my briefs 😈 🍆 💦

#StillDaddysBoy #batemates #briefbate
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Splitroast by 2 BBC
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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I'm tired today so this is the best I got for Tuesday
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM