Chris Coffey
chriscoffey.bsky.social
Chris Coffey
@chriscoffey.bsky.social
Actor and musician and nuisance.
“The perfect blend of New Jersey & Brooklyn.” - my friend John who was actually talking about a bagel but I thought it was about me
Hot take but there should be a special election any time a government representative wants to switch parties mid-term
April 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Let’s talk about casting!

First: I am so grateful for my reps and for the audition opportunities that come my way.

Okay, now: I got called in for a show about a famous rock band. For two guitar+ playing tracks. I’m a decent guitarist, sure. But if you look at my resume I am CLEARLY a drummer first
April 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wow some people should just not have adult jobs
April 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My chromecast that I bought 15 years ago for my college television finally entered obsolescence so I bought a Roku. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE FREE OVERDUBBED IRON CHEF EPISODES FROM THE 70s???
April 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hot take: most performance-based undergrad degree tracks should be cut programs. The problem is that 90% of the people who’d be responsible for making those cuts have no bearing on how the industry functions anymore and should be cut from the department themselves.
#theatersky
#theatresky
March 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Will somebody please take a jackhammer to my shoulder? I would myself but it’s a tough spot to reach
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That’s exactly what I thought you’d say ya dumb fuckin’ horse
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not that I’m not grateful for the appointment or anything but why a 4:30pm audition on a Saturday?
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lmao I forgot about my downstairs neighbor and their fucking 9am worship music on Friday mornings. Somebody get me on another contract asap
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I slept for like 10 hours last night and I swear it’s like someone flipped the focus switch in my brain off today
March 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Chris Coffey
Never forget
December 19, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Gonna host a United CEO shooter lookalike contest to help the NYPD
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
is it time for us to all just go back to xanga and myspace yet?
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM