Chris Brainard
@chrisbrainard.bsky.social
Look at that, a consolation prize for a 5th place swimmer.
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Look at that, a consolation prize for a 5th place swimmer.
The new Pennywise’s Pipe?
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The new Pennywise’s Pipe?
Good, because apparently my generation (X) has way too many fucking idiots.
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Good, because apparently my generation (X) has way too many fucking idiots.
From the stories you’ve told, your mother sounds exhausting. I’m amazed that the concept of doing something because it’s the right thing to do is foreign to so many.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
From the stories you’ve told, your mother sounds exhausting. I’m amazed that the concept of doing something because it’s the right thing to do is foreign to so many.
Taking all the horrors out of this for a second, how much are car rentals alone costing tax payers? We’ve seen time after time that these dipshits can’t drive if there’s any snow or ice, and then there all of the vehicles they ram.
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Taking all the horrors out of this for a second, how much are car rentals alone costing tax payers? We’ve seen time after time that these dipshits can’t drive if there’s any snow or ice, and then there all of the vehicles they ram.
Seems the Euphoria kids have had a rough go of it post high school, I’m in.
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Seems the Euphoria kids have had a rough go of it post high school, I’m in.
He might be the only one, but my brother is lamenting the end of 104.3 Jams.
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
He might be the only one, but my brother is lamenting the end of 104.3 Jams.
They’re talking about that old man with the tiny hands?
a man in a suit and tie making a funny face
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media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
They’re talking about that old man with the tiny hands?
That would be an embarrassingly bad idea at a mid-market CBS affiliate, let alone CBS News.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
That would be an embarrassingly bad idea at a mid-market CBS affiliate, let alone CBS News.
Becky’s 15 and has been fighting this since she was 11?! That WV girl is a hero. Good on you Gillian for being there for her, and thank you Becky for fighting the good fight!
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Becky’s 15 and has been fighting this since she was 11?! That WV girl is a hero. Good on you Gillian for being there for her, and thank you Becky for fighting the good fight!
Shit’s dark when I’m encouraging people to listen to Dave Matthews, but listen to Dave Matthews.
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shit’s dark when I’m encouraging people to listen to Dave Matthews, but listen to Dave Matthews.
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Luna really needs to stick what she’s qualified for, the UAP hearings.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Luna really needs to stick what she’s qualified for, the UAP hearings.
That’s quite a stretch for Mr. Glass.
a man in a black jacket is sitting in front of a bookshelf with the number 22 on the bottom
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media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
That’s quite a stretch for Mr. Glass.
“Alpha News”
a stop sign with a clown in a car next to it
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media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“Alpha News”
A brief respite from the shitty world we live in, the mighty @fishboneband.bsky.social is releasing a 40th anniversary double vinyl edition of In Your Face! I’ve ordered mine, don’t miss out, it’s limited to 1,000 copies: fishbone.net/products/fis...
Fishbone is red hot!
Fishbone is red hot!
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fishbone.net
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
A brief respite from the shitty world we live in, the mighty @fishboneband.bsky.social is releasing a 40th anniversary double vinyl edition of In Your Face! I’ve ordered mine, don’t miss out, it’s limited to 1,000 copies: fishbone.net/products/fis...
Fishbone is red hot!
Fishbone is red hot!
Should be snow, damnit.
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Should be snow, damnit.
Once an asshole, always an asshole.
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Once an asshole, always an asshole.
That’s the same party and House that Nancy Mace is a member of, right? Thought so; to the complaining member and his entire party, kindly fuck off.
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
That’s the same party and House that Nancy Mace is a member of, right? Thought so; to the complaining member and his entire party, kindly fuck off.
As ridiculous as this may sound to some, there are few cinematic experiences as joyful as seeing a Jackass movie in a (preferably) full theater.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
As ridiculous as this may sound to some, there are few cinematic experiences as joyful as seeing a Jackass movie in a (preferably) full theater.
Damn, that’s rough. Sorry, Ryan.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Damn, that’s rough. Sorry, Ryan.
I see she’s not wearing her cross necklace today.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I see she’s not wearing her cross necklace today.
I can’t help it, I see a head of cabbage and there’s only one thing that comes to mind.
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I can’t help it, I see a head of cabbage and there’s only one thing that comes to mind.
This is an excellent piece, Dave.
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This is an excellent piece, Dave.