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Chris Brainard
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Thanks @jonseidel.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social for your excellent reporting, not just today, but during all of this unnecessary bullshit, it is needed and appreciated. Thank you, both!
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is the most @scottwampler.bsky.social like post I’ve seen on social in a long time.
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Had the opportunity to see @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein today, what a wonderful film. Jacob Elordi’s performance as The Creature is transcendent. If a theatre near you is screening the film, do yourself a favor and don’t miss this on the big screen.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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On this note, my alt account is @thesess.bsky.social in case I just up and disappear again. Would appreciate spreading the word (RT’s don’t get stuck with the “rude”
Label.
Heads up folks, J. C. Cantwell got suspended, they're not sure why, but they wanted folks to spread the word.

Some real bullshit is happening on Bluesky rn.
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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“Obviously this is a bad day for the NBA, and we’ll be back in a minute to talk about the larger picture implications here. BUT FIRST: are you looking to get in on the action? Well, go to our friends at Parlay Buddies Dot Com and use promo code SCARY TERRY for…”
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I'm going to use the zombie analogy again:

If you want us to survive the apocalypse -

1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies

2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hazy Illinois morning. #sunrise
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I think TRON: Ares is my favorite of the #TRON films. All of them have absolutely nonsensical stories, but they all look good, and the last two both have excellent soundtracks too. For me, it’s Greta Lee that puts Ares over the top.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey Louis, whip it out and jerk off in front of people in Saudi Arabia, let me know how that goes.
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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#oct25dolemiteday is coming! Be sure to sign up for the event and put your weight on it! Let's all celebrate the life and legacy of Rudy Ray Moore on October 25th! SPREAD THE WORD!

Full details at: www.rudyraymoore.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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DAVID CROSS: “I am disgusted and deeply disappointed… These are some of my HEROES… how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?”

Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Worth reposting
September 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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ICYMI from Tuesday’s show: We took a little trip down to the National Mall to check out a Trump-Epstein statue dedicated to their “friendship.” We found a steady stream of tourists and local residents who had to see it for themselves.
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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For masturbating on screen in Borat 2
President Trump says he is awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Rudy Giuliani.
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
With my country being a complete shitshow run by some of the dumbest people to have ever lived, god only knows the next time that I’ll receive an overseas order. That said, shoutout to the fine folks at @secondsightfilms.bsky.social. #physicalmedia
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Had the pleasure of checking out @savrodgers.bsky.social’s Chasing Chasing Amy on Amazon Prime last night. What a wonderful film! Sav, thanks for sharing your journey, and I see from Instagram that belated congratulations are in order to you and Riley on your fifth wedding anniversary. Congrats!
August 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Time to catch up on @ryanscottwrites.bsky.social’s box office analysis with @benpears.bsky.social over on the @popculturedcast.bsky.social Patreon. Good times. www.patreon.com/popcultured
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@popculturedcast.bsky.social I’m now officially on board as a paid member. The free version is solid, but I’m thrilled that The Boys (yes, longtime listeners know that @htranbui.bsky.social is one of The Boys) are back together and I’m happy to support them!
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
About to watch some leftist movie about an illegal who should be deported, and I bet he eats the dog too! #Superman
a man in a superman cape sits next to a dog and looks at the earth
ALT: a man in a superman cape sits next to a dog and looks at the earth
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
No sophomore slump for Wet Leg; I’m happy to say that Moisturizer is another odd gem of an album.
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Catching up on Poker Face, I think I’d be okay if Charlie made the transition to only solving mysteries at elementary schools. Eva Jade Halford was fantastic as Stephanie; she has a bright future if she chooses to stick with acting. Great casting by Bret Howe & Mary Vernieu. @rianjohnson.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM