Chris Brain
@chrisbrain.bsky.social
Comedian:
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
*Yakov Smirnoff voice*
In America, doom scrolls you.
In America, doom scrolls you.
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
*Yakov Smirnoff voice*
In America, doom scrolls you.
In America, doom scrolls you.
AMCD: Geese, Getting Killed youtu.be/RGE-JRsJ2uo?...
Geese - Au Pays du Cocaine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Geese
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
AMCD: Geese, Getting Killed youtu.be/RGE-JRsJ2uo?...
I looking forward to that future time when I never have to hear the word "tranche" ever again.
I mean, not as much as Donald Trump, but still a lot.
I mean, not as much as Donald Trump, but still a lot.
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I looking forward to that future time when I never have to hear the word "tranche" ever again.
I mean, not as much as Donald Trump, but still a lot.
I mean, not as much as Donald Trump, but still a lot.
The US anti-science, neo-feudal, proto-neo-neo-racism model really shows us the way forward. Onwards to the neo-middle-ages!!! Can't wait for The Black Death II: The Über Black Deathening... This Time It Was Predictable & Preventable!!!
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The US anti-science, neo-feudal, proto-neo-neo-racism model really shows us the way forward. Onwards to the neo-middle-ages!!! Can't wait for The Black Death II: The Über Black Deathening... This Time It Was Predictable & Preventable!!!
Q: What did I learn last weekend watching Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (extended edition) at the theatre for watching Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (extended edtition) in a this weekend?
A: Take an imodium and wear an adult diaper.
A: Take an imodium and wear an adult diaper.
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Q: What did I learn last weekend watching Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (extended edition) at the theatre for watching Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (extended edtition) in a this weekend?
A: Take an imodium and wear an adult diaper.
A: Take an imodium and wear an adult diaper.
Judith Collins is stepping away from politics to spend more time with her rancid reckons.
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Judith Collins is stepping away from politics to spend more time with her rancid reckons.
AMCD: Agriculture, The Spiratual Sound youtu.be/hXB4kmwaCD0?...
Agriculture - Bodhidharma (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Flenser
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
AMCD: Agriculture, The Spiratual Sound youtu.be/hXB4kmwaCD0?...
An Update: I've been in my new place for just over a month, but today I baked bread (forgot to turn the oven down for the last 20 minutes), and had bacon for breakfast and steak for dinner. Today was my 1st day at home.
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
An Update: I've been in my new place for just over a month, but today I baked bread (forgot to turn the oven down for the last 20 minutes), and had bacon for breakfast and steak for dinner. Today was my 1st day at home.
Support ICE.
Rel-ICE The Epstein Files.
Rel-ICE The Epstein Files.
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Support ICE.
Rel-ICE The Epstein Files.
Rel-ICE The Epstein Files.
AMCD: Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes youtu.be/YyZQp49U5U4?...
Defiance, Ohio - "Hair Pool"
YouTube video by ifyoumakeit
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
AMCD: Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes youtu.be/YyZQp49U5U4?...
I was as shocked as anybody when the post-credit scene of the Melania documentary was her fucking a porn star as she read aloud all of Donald's indictments, convictions, and civil suit losses.
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I was as shocked as anybody when the post-credit scene of the Melania documentary was her fucking a porn star as she read aloud all of Donald's indictments, convictions, and civil suit losses.
As a man in his 50's, entering a "flow state" now means being able to completely void my bladder without needing an intermission.
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
As a man in his 50's, entering a "flow state" now means being able to completely void my bladder without needing an intermission.
The difference between living cheek-by-jowl in Auckland over London:
In Auckland I'm playing "weird cat or weird baby?" instead of "IS SOMEONE MURDERING A BABY? I Googled it, it's probably foxes fucking."
In Auckland I'm playing "weird cat or weird baby?" instead of "IS SOMEONE MURDERING A BABY? I Googled it, it's probably foxes fucking."
January 23, 2026 at 8:57 AM
The difference between living cheek-by-jowl in Auckland over London:
In Auckland I'm playing "weird cat or weird baby?" instead of "IS SOMEONE MURDERING A BABY? I Googled it, it's probably foxes fucking."
In Auckland I'm playing "weird cat or weird baby?" instead of "IS SOMEONE MURDERING A BABY? I Googled it, it's probably foxes fucking."
This seems like an unnecessarily mean billboard to put on the side of the Auckland City Mission...
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 AM
This seems like an unnecessarily mean billboard to put on the side of the Auckland City Mission...
AMCD: Modest Mouse, Good News For People Who Love Bad News youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk?...
Modest Mouse - Float On (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MODESTMOUSEVEVO
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
AMCD: Modest Mouse, Good News For People Who Love Bad News youtu.be/CTAud5O7Qqk?...
AMCD: Modest Mouse, We Were Dead Before The Boat Even Sank youtu.be/JP_jaogKAdM?...
Modest Mouse - Missed the Boat (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MODESTMOUSEVEVO
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
AMCD: Modest Mouse, We Were Dead Before The Boat Even Sank youtu.be/JP_jaogKAdM?...
AMCD: Modest Mouse, The Moon & Antarctica youtu.be/hFVHyL0MIVA?...
Gravity Rides Everything
YouTube video by Modest Mouse - Topic
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
AMCD: Modest Mouse, The Moon & Antarctica youtu.be/hFVHyL0MIVA?...
AMCD: Suede, Antidepressants youtu.be/BMTwbLL9JWc?...
Suede - Disintegrate (Official Video)
YouTube video by Suede HQ
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
AMCD: Suede, Antidepressants youtu.be/BMTwbLL9JWc?...
AMCD: Deftones, Private Music youtu.be/eVqZrI9JE6Q?...
deftones - my mind is a mountain [official music video]
YouTube video by Deftones
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
AMCD: Deftones, Private Music youtu.be/eVqZrI9JE6Q?...
AMCD: Twenty One Pilots, Breach youtu.be/5Ozjel72yjQ?...
Twenty One Pilots - City Walls (Official Video)
YouTube video by twenty one pilots
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
AMCD: Twenty One Pilots, Breach youtu.be/5Ozjel72yjQ?...
Twice in three days someone has yelled "Hey, Santa!" out car windows at me. I have 11 months to either lose some weight or shave my beard.
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Twice in three days someone has yelled "Hey, Santa!" out car windows at me. I have 11 months to either lose some weight or shave my beard.
Who's wearing what at the Golden Globes?
People wearing clothes.
Next question.
People wearing clothes.
Next question.
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Who's wearing what at the Golden Globes?
People wearing clothes.
Next question.
People wearing clothes.
Next question.
AMCD: The Avett Brothers * Mike Patton, AVVT/PTTN youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ek...
AVTT/PTTN, The Avett Brothers, Mike Patton - Dark Night of My Soul (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by The Avett Brothers
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January 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
AMCD: The Avett Brothers * Mike Patton, AVVT/PTTN youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ek...
I'd like to add this to Luxo's summer playlist. open.spotify.com/track/1CnovF...
You Shit Me To Tears
open.spotify.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I'd like to add this to Luxo's summer playlist. open.spotify.com/track/1CnovF...
I bought a kebab for breakfast and my only regret is not buying two so I wouldn't have to leave my apartment to by lunch.
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I bought a kebab for breakfast and my only regret is not buying two so I wouldn't have to leave my apartment to by lunch.