Goblincore Marxist
@choochoo2607.bsky.social
I am unknowable and ineffable, peer into madness with me and come back with a tesco gift card
Jump should be pronounced yump
October 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Jump should be pronounced yump
Guys I'm serious god has a health bar and it goes down everytime you have a little treat
October 24, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Guys I'm serious god has a health bar and it goes down everytime you have a little treat
Reposted by Goblincore Marxist
Demons are dumb as shit, my true name is unknown to man and therefore I am stronger than any spike tailed red winged fuck
October 24, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Demons are dumb as shit, my true name is unknown to man and therefore I am stronger than any spike tailed red winged fuck
Sad masochist husband: it's just not the same anymore, the old ball and chain refuses to chain the old balls
October 6, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Sad masochist husband: it's just not the same anymore, the old ball and chain refuses to chain the old balls
Boxing the ghost of former president Jimmy Carter but damn if his ass ain't half distracting
October 3, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Boxing the ghost of former president Jimmy Carter but damn if his ass ain't half distracting
What's a fella to do on a sunday other than to indulge in a lil sweet treat
October 1, 2023 at 9:03 AM
What's a fella to do on a sunday other than to indulge in a lil sweet treat
Feel that plato fella was kinda sketchy
September 30, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Feel that plato fella was kinda sketchy
each post i make adds to my increasing divine instability
September 30, 2023 at 12:02 PM
each post i make adds to my increasing divine instability
go full organic with my new snakeskin belts, just bash it on the head and tie it round your waist
September 30, 2023 at 12:01 PM
go full organic with my new snakeskin belts, just bash it on the head and tie it round your waist
My new power station uses the heat made by putting a gremlin underwater to make steam, I call it the Mogwai Core
September 30, 2023 at 11:59 AM
My new power station uses the heat made by putting a gremlin underwater to make steam, I call it the Mogwai Core
Never feed a furby after midnight
September 30, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Never feed a furby after midnight
I would be very accepting if my daughter married a gremlin
September 30, 2023 at 11:57 AM
I would be very accepting if my daughter married a gremlin
When the muse enters my body and starts typing not even I know what depths of anti-sanity they will delve into
September 30, 2023 at 11:56 AM
When the muse enters my body and starts typing not even I know what depths of anti-sanity they will delve into
I will attain godhood through ritual consumption of local fauna
September 30, 2023 at 11:56 AM
I will attain godhood through ritual consumption of local fauna
If I ate enough sand would my tongue be a smooth muscle worm
September 30, 2023 at 11:55 AM
If I ate enough sand would my tongue be a smooth muscle worm
PAUL DANO WAS IN LOOPER???
September 30, 2023 at 11:54 AM
PAUL DANO WAS IN LOOPER???
When i die ill crack open a beer with Jeezy-Boy and binge the Sopranos
September 30, 2023 at 11:54 AM
When i die ill crack open a beer with Jeezy-Boy and binge the Sopranos
Watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt age into Bruce Willis is a fucking trip man
September 30, 2023 at 11:53 AM
Watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt age into Bruce Willis is a fucking trip man
Road rage is a manifestation of the holy spirit and so every pedestrian i kill is a prayer
September 30, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Road rage is a manifestation of the holy spirit and so every pedestrian i kill is a prayer
Driving my space car to mars and dying when i lower the windows
September 30, 2023 at 11:51 AM
Driving my space car to mars and dying when i lower the windows
How did the publicly loved jester evolve into the much feared clown? in this 8 book series i will enlighten you on the history of these honking horrors
September 30, 2023 at 11:50 AM
How did the publicly loved jester evolve into the much feared clown? in this 8 book series i will enlighten you on the history of these honking horrors
im a ratboy, a lil manrat. i skitter through your barns and shit in your cupboards
September 30, 2023 at 11:49 AM
im a ratboy, a lil manrat. i skitter through your barns and shit in your cupboards