Kanye probably uses pro-bacterial soap
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Kanye probably uses pro-bacterial soap
I think the main power you grow becoming a dad is I no longer am afraid to have tough conversations with anyone.
I've dealt with a toddler. There is nothing you can do that will surprise me, or make me feel bad for setting boundaries.
I've dealt with a toddler. There is nothing you can do that will surprise me, or make me feel bad for setting boundaries.
June 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think the main power you grow becoming a dad is I no longer am afraid to have tough conversations with anyone.
I've dealt with a toddler. There is nothing you can do that will surprise me, or make me feel bad for setting boundaries.
I've dealt with a toddler. There is nothing you can do that will surprise me, or make me feel bad for setting boundaries.
This sounds crazy, but I feel like not giving people their flowers, or watering the seeds of a friendship, is why so many adults lack many friends.
And the crazier part is we don't water the seeds, not because we don't want the flowers, but because we don't want to be too pushy on the flowers.
And the crazier part is we don't water the seeds, not because we don't want the flowers, but because we don't want to be too pushy on the flowers.
June 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This sounds crazy, but I feel like not giving people their flowers, or watering the seeds of a friendship, is why so many adults lack many friends.
And the crazier part is we don't water the seeds, not because we don't want the flowers, but because we don't want to be too pushy on the flowers.
And the crazier part is we don't water the seeds, not because we don't want the flowers, but because we don't want to be too pushy on the flowers.
Imagine being mad at me, and I'm over here just being mad that you're mad at me.
June 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Imagine being mad at me, and I'm over here just being mad that you're mad at me.
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June 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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CVS pharmacy employees should have a starting pay of 250k.
June 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
CVS pharmacy employees should have a starting pay of 250k.
Can people my age and younger stop acting like George Carlin post-2000, and go more pre-2000?
This nihilism is literally killing us.
This nihilism is literally killing us.
June 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Can people my age and younger stop acting like George Carlin post-2000, and go more pre-2000?
This nihilism is literally killing us.
This nihilism is literally killing us.
Forgot to share on here, but my newest Yes Labyrinth is up on YouTube and I'm posting a bunch of shorts. Check it out, and subscribe if you like dissecting comedy (thereby killing it )
youtu.be/Y95b4i6VVac?...
youtu.be/Y95b4i6VVac?...
What is Game of the Scene and Do I Need it in My Comedy?
YouTube video by Yes Labyrinth
youtu.be
May 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Forgot to share on here, but my newest Yes Labyrinth is up on YouTube and I'm posting a bunch of shorts. Check it out, and subscribe if you like dissecting comedy (thereby killing it )
youtu.be/Y95b4i6VVac?...
youtu.be/Y95b4i6VVac?...
I just got my first heavy ass, real adult credit card, and it's hilarious cause it will often email me to be like, "did you really mean to tip 35% on this dinner?"
Unheard of for people with business cards apparently.
Unheard of for people with business cards apparently.
May 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just got my first heavy ass, real adult credit card, and it's hilarious cause it will often email me to be like, "did you really mean to tip 35% on this dinner?"
Unheard of for people with business cards apparently.
Unheard of for people with business cards apparently.
Some British guy in the 90's:
"More like Sandra Bollocks."
"More like Sandra Bollocks."
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some British guy in the 90's:
"More like Sandra Bollocks."
"More like Sandra Bollocks."
Putting in effort is cool.
May 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Putting in effort is cool.
I think CAPTCHA's are the modern day philosophers.
"What is a stop light? Is it just the light? Is it the pole it's connected to? What if it's a wire it's connected to?"
Well, the answers are unknowable, and you gotta try again. Let's pray you don't get motorcycle.
"What is a stop light? Is it just the light? Is it the pole it's connected to? What if it's a wire it's connected to?"
Well, the answers are unknowable, and you gotta try again. Let's pray you don't get motorcycle.
May 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I think CAPTCHA's are the modern day philosophers.
"What is a stop light? Is it just the light? Is it the pole it's connected to? What if it's a wire it's connected to?"
Well, the answers are unknowable, and you gotta try again. Let's pray you don't get motorcycle.
"What is a stop light? Is it just the light? Is it the pole it's connected to? What if it's a wire it's connected to?"
Well, the answers are unknowable, and you gotta try again. Let's pray you don't get motorcycle.
I think "no pee November" is so dumb but I do think I'll do Pinot-vember, where you only drink wine, and Uber everywhere you have to go.
May 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think "no pee November" is so dumb but I do think I'll do Pinot-vember, where you only drink wine, and Uber everywhere you have to go.
@ofnothing.bsky.social I can't get the melody of your "go to sleep" song out my head!
May 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@ofnothing.bsky.social I can't get the melody of your "go to sleep" song out my head!
You know those cool videos of bees swarming a Japanese hornet to raise it's temperature a few degrees and kill it? Well, that's also how they take out their own queens when they need to.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You know those cool videos of bees swarming a Japanese hornet to raise it's temperature a few degrees and kill it? Well, that's also how they take out their own queens when they need to.
You know those cool videos of bees swarming a Japanese hornet to raise it's temperature a few degrees and kill it? Well, that's also how they take out their own queens when they need to.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You know those cool videos of bees swarming a Japanese hornet to raise it's temperature a few degrees and kill it? Well, that's also how they take out their own queens when they need to.
Anytime anyone is so "pro-Constitution" (as you should be really), just have them explain what the 9th Amendment is without looking it up.
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Anytime anyone is so "pro-Constitution" (as you should be really), just have them explain what the 9th Amendment is without looking it up.
If you would have told me that 2000s era teenage boys, walking around quoting Val Venis, and telling everyone to, "SUCK IT!", would actually be less sexist than the current round, I would have told you to SUCK IT!
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If you would have told me that 2000s era teenage boys, walking around quoting Val Venis, and telling everyone to, "SUCK IT!", would actually be less sexist than the current round, I would have told you to SUCK IT!
It's probably for the best Andy Kaufman wasn't around during the internet.
April 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's probably for the best Andy Kaufman wasn't around during the internet.
Take Me as I Am (Or Let Me Go)
April 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Take Me as I Am (Or Let Me Go)
The internet (us/me) is weird.
Gonna be releasing a video soon on some improv stuff. You can go subscribe in the meantime.
youtube.com/@yeslabyrint...
Gonna be releasing a video soon on some improv stuff. You can go subscribe in the meantime.
youtube.com/@yeslabyrint...
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The internet (us/me) is weird.
Gonna be releasing a video soon on some improv stuff. You can go subscribe in the meantime.
youtube.com/@yeslabyrint...
Gonna be releasing a video soon on some improv stuff. You can go subscribe in the meantime.
youtube.com/@yeslabyrint...
When you go to Costco, you have to factor in the costs of your labor so much. Mentally and physically.
When you check out, you get herded into a tiny spot selling tires, hot dogs, and insurance for my house? And you can't bag stuff cause you have to show them the receipt you already lost.
2/10
When you check out, you get herded into a tiny spot selling tires, hot dogs, and insurance for my house? And you can't bag stuff cause you have to show them the receipt you already lost.
2/10
April 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When you go to Costco, you have to factor in the costs of your labor so much. Mentally and physically.
When you check out, you get herded into a tiny spot selling tires, hot dogs, and insurance for my house? And you can't bag stuff cause you have to show them the receipt you already lost.
2/10
When you check out, you get herded into a tiny spot selling tires, hot dogs, and insurance for my house? And you can't bag stuff cause you have to show them the receipt you already lost.
2/10
What if the cart corral gave you a quarter each time you return a cart, and carts were given to you as you walk in if requested?
That's right. People would exploit it somehow, and ruin it for everyone.
And that kids, is why you never try.
🚗.💨 🛒👶👦🛍️
That's right. People would exploit it somehow, and ruin it for everyone.
And that kids, is why you never try.
🚗.💨 🛒👶👦🛍️
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What if the cart corral gave you a quarter each time you return a cart, and carts were given to you as you walk in if requested?
That's right. People would exploit it somehow, and ruin it for everyone.
And that kids, is why you never try.
🚗.💨 🛒👶👦🛍️
That's right. People would exploit it somehow, and ruin it for everyone.
And that kids, is why you never try.
🚗.💨 🛒👶👦🛍️
@thebirdkc.bsky.social tonight! 8pm. See you there.
April 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@thebirdkc.bsky.social tonight! 8pm. See you there.