Chicago Cock(roach)
@chiwes.bsky.social
Pleasant and charming, or a cockroach who won’t die. Really depends on who you ask 🤷🏼♂️
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| 31 |📍Chicago | 18+ Only
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Oh no, a literal kid fucker/child rapist doesn’t like me. What ever shall I do!?!?
It will be absolutely fuckin hilarious though.
Getting someone to call me a “Bedarded Faggot” while fucking me in the new Blackhawks alt number 98 sweater is now on my sex bucket list.
Getting someone to call me a “Bedarded Faggot” while fucking me in the new Blackhawks alt number 98 sweater is now on my sex bucket list.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It will be absolutely fuckin hilarious though.
Getting someone to call me a “Bedarded Faggot” while fucking me in the new Blackhawks alt number 98 sweater is now on my sex bucket list.
Getting someone to call me a “Bedarded Faggot” while fucking me in the new Blackhawks alt number 98 sweater is now on my sex bucket list.
Totally agree. The other concerning thing is their general inability to effectively and confidently communicate face-to-face. Really saw it when I was a field rep several years ago and did a lot of retailer education and product training with teens and young adults working in pet stores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Totally agree. The other concerning thing is their general inability to effectively and confidently communicate face-to-face. Really saw it when I was a field rep several years ago and did a lot of retailer education and product training with teens and young adults working in pet stores.
Just your daily reminder that Gabriel Cooper Revells (aka, @puppskyler.dog) is a pedophile kiddie fucker who is enabled and supported by the owners of 2Bears Tavern Group, Mark Robertson and Mike Sullivan, who allow him to bring his grooming victims into their bars.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just your daily reminder that Gabriel Cooper Revells (aka, @puppskyler.dog) is a pedophile kiddie fucker who is enabled and supported by the owners of 2Bears Tavern Group, Mark Robertson and Mike Sullivan, who allow him to bring his grooming victims into their bars.
Not a Hawks guys, but holy fuck those sweaters look good. Also, if they ever give into the woke pressure to change the logo they are the biggest fuckin pussies in sports.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not a Hawks guys, but holy fuck those sweaters look good. Also, if they ever give into the woke pressure to change the logo they are the biggest fuckin pussies in sports.
Update train started moving again, made the bus transfer, and we’ve both managed to make it to what I can only describe as a honky tonk dive bar. Should be a fun night assuming we don’t die in this neighborhood 😅😬
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November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Update train started moving again, made the bus transfer, and we’ve both managed to make it to what I can only describe as a honky tonk dive bar. Should be a fun night assuming we don’t die in this neighborhood 😅😬
Uhhhh… so did someone kill themselves at the Belmont Red/Brown/Purple stop tonight? I get a sense that’s why the trains are at a total standstill near the station…
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Uhhhh… so did someone kill themselves at the Belmont Red/Brown/Purple stop tonight? I get a sense that’s why the trains are at a total standstill near the station…
One of the rare times I agree with him. I’m totally on board with making sure the term pedophile doesn’t become a generic insult for people you merely dislike.
As a molestation victim I believe misusing the term lessens its impact. That’s why I reserve it for the real monsters and their supporters.
As a molestation victim I believe misusing the term lessens its impact. That’s why I reserve it for the real monsters and their supporters.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
One of the rare times I agree with him. I’m totally on board with making sure the term pedophile doesn’t become a generic insult for people you merely dislike.
As a molestation victim I believe misusing the term lessens its impact. That’s why I reserve it for the real monsters and their supporters.
As a molestation victim I believe misusing the term lessens its impact. That’s why I reserve it for the real monsters and their supporters.
And this is what I’m talking about when I say it’s disgusting how the community supports and glorifies pedophiles and those who make excuses for them. This guy is a pedophile and they’re telling him “have fun you deserve it” like he’s some self sacrificing martyr rather than a kid fucker.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And this is what I’m talking about when I say it’s disgusting how the community supports and glorifies pedophiles and those who make excuses for them. This guy is a pedophile and they’re telling him “have fun you deserve it” like he’s some self sacrificing martyr rather than a kid fucker.
Dude on the brown line literally wearing a shirt and tie tucked into fuckin cargo pants. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Dude on the brown line literally wearing a shirt and tie tucked into fuckin cargo pants. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I can agree that the gay community is kind. But the gay *kink* community is toxic and infiltrated by guys who target teens. There is a concerning amount of support for pedos like @puppskyler.dog and the 2Bears owners; if you speak out against the abusers they will try to destroy your reputation.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can agree that the gay community is kind. But the gay *kink* community is toxic and infiltrated by guys who target teens. There is a concerning amount of support for pedos like @puppskyler.dog and the 2Bears owners; if you speak out against the abusers they will try to destroy your reputation.
Bruh get your skanky hands off my Wild and don’t you dare speak Jesper’s good name with your cum-filled whore mouth. Those guys are so far above a meth using slut and kiddy-fucker ally like you, Pony.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bruh get your skanky hands off my Wild and don’t you dare speak Jesper’s good name with your cum-filled whore mouth. Those guys are so far above a meth using slut and kiddy-fucker ally like you, Pony.
Oh no, a literal kid fucker/child rapist doesn’t like me. What ever shall I do!?!?
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh no, a literal kid fucker/child rapist doesn’t like me. What ever shall I do!?!?
That’s rich when you’re the faggot who doxxed me and personally contacted my previous employer. Some friendly queer right there. Maybe he’s only friendly with his fellow pedophiles??? 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That’s rich when you’re the faggot who doxxed me and personally contacted my previous employer. Some friendly queer right there. Maybe he’s only friendly with his fellow pedophiles??? 🤔
Wild that a guy who admits to having had trouble making friends is one of the chief architects of the efforts to isolate me and prevent me from building a community in Chicago solely for exposing a pedophile and his supporters.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wild that a guy who admits to having had trouble making friends is one of the chief architects of the efforts to isolate me and prevent me from building a community in Chicago solely for exposing a pedophile and his supporters.
It’s funny that people are shitting on the AI “Friend” ads on the CTA. The people mocking it are the same people who cancel and deliberately isolate people trying to make real friends.
Maybe if people weren’t cliquey cunts (especially in the gay kink community) AI friends wouldn’t be a thing.
Maybe if people weren’t cliquey cunts (especially in the gay kink community) AI friends wouldn’t be a thing.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s funny that people are shitting on the AI “Friend” ads on the CTA. The people mocking it are the same people who cancel and deliberately isolate people trying to make real friends.
Maybe if people weren’t cliquey cunts (especially in the gay kink community) AI friends wouldn’t be a thing.
Maybe if people weren’t cliquey cunts (especially in the gay kink community) AI friends wouldn’t be a thing.
Because I’m a bougie bitch who likes and deserves nice things. Disgustingly expensive but worth it if it makes me look forward to the gym as a retreat rather than viewing it as a chore. Might not be LA Fitness levels of cruisy, but I think it’ll still be fruitful hunting grounds.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Because I’m a bougie bitch who likes and deserves nice things. Disgustingly expensive but worth it if it makes me look forward to the gym as a retreat rather than viewing it as a chore. Might not be LA Fitness levels of cruisy, but I think it’ll still be fruitful hunting grounds.
Well at least he’s sexually assaulting adults now instead of children. I guess that’s an improvement?
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Well at least he’s sexually assaulting adults now instead of children. I guess that’s an improvement?
Currently talking to a big law douche attorney on Grindr who has like zero morals but for some reason I want to fuck him despite kinda hating everything he stands for.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Currently talking to a big law douche attorney on Grindr who has like zero morals but for some reason I want to fuck him despite kinda hating everything he stands for.
“Consistently rated as one of the city’s ‘Best Places to Work’ by Crain’s Chicago”
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Consistently rated as one of the city’s ‘Best Places to Work’ by Crain’s Chicago”
Delicious. Love me some Lizzano 😋 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Delicious. Love me some Lizzano 😋 🤤
“Revealing store level sales data for a retailer, is kinda like when do you tell someone you’re dating your bank account balance.”
Brilliant analogy 😂
Brilliant analogy 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Revealing store level sales data for a retailer, is kinda like when do you tell someone you’re dating your bank account balance.”
Brilliant analogy 😂
Brilliant analogy 😂
1) gendering products may seem stupid, but it works. Incredibly well. Dude Wipes found a way to expand to consumers who are resistant to their product category (straight guys view butt wipes as being for kids and gays)
2 & 3) How do you propose I carry a bidet with me into a public rest room?
2 & 3) How do you propose I carry a bidet with me into a public rest room?
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
1) gendering products may seem stupid, but it works. Incredibly well. Dude Wipes found a way to expand to consumers who are resistant to their product category (straight guys view butt wipes as being for kids and gays)
2 & 3) How do you propose I carry a bidet with me into a public rest room?
2 & 3) How do you propose I carry a bidet with me into a public rest room?
Khaki butt is the best part of commuting on the CTA at rush hour 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Khaki butt is the best part of commuting on the CTA at rush hour 🥵
Because I feel like posting pictures of an incredibly attractive hockey player. I’m horny after being caged for a week.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Because I feel like posting pictures of an incredibly attractive hockey player. I’m horny after being caged for a week.
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