christopher
@chistopher.bsky.social
welcome to my bluesky page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, Lucy promised she wouldn’t pull away the football this time
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Don’t worry, Charlie Brown, Lucy promised she wouldn’t pull away the football this time
POV: you’re Pete Hegseth
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
POV: you’re Pete Hegseth
The most evergreen post
June 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The most evergreen post
Say hi to Hazel or else
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Say hi to Hazel or else
I got to make people laugh with me instead of laugh at me for once
May 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I got to make people laugh with me instead of laugh at me for once
Getting ready for my final round interview tomorrow
April 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Getting ready for my final round interview tomorrow
Finally a day of the year celebrating me, the biggest fool of them all 💜
April 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Finally a day of the year celebrating me, the biggest fool of them all 💜
Fit check how am I lookin chat
March 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fit check how am I lookin chat
Applied for one job at a company. Hiring manager decided I'd be good for the job but a better fit for a higher up position that's available. Cool!
I go through 3 rounds of interviewing with the other role and they decide I don't have enough experience.
Now the original job is full too.
I go through 3 rounds of interviewing with the other role and they decide I don't have enough experience.
Now the original job is full too.
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Applied for one job at a company. Hiring manager decided I'd be good for the job but a better fit for a higher up position that's available. Cool!
I go through 3 rounds of interviewing with the other role and they decide I don't have enough experience.
Now the original job is full too.
I go through 3 rounds of interviewing with the other role and they decide I don't have enough experience.
Now the original job is full too.
I love it when a company says I did great in the interview but they went with someone else because I’m overqualified for the role.
Like…. I am, but I’m way too overqualified to sit on my ass all day too
Like…. I am, but I’m way too overqualified to sit on my ass all day too
March 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love it when a company says I did great in the interview but they went with someone else because I’m overqualified for the role.
Like…. I am, but I’m way too overqualified to sit on my ass all day too
Like…. I am, but I’m way too overqualified to sit on my ass all day too
Help I lost my child’s college fund after getting rug pulled by the official Hitler account on twitter
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Help I lost my child’s college fund after getting rug pulled by the official Hitler account on twitter
Happy Valentine’s Day to all 227 of my favorite valentines on bluesky
February 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all 227 of my favorite valentines on bluesky
anyways I’ve got a 12 hour ban on twitter because this popped up as an ad
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
anyways I’ve got a 12 hour ban on twitter because this popped up as an ad
I've been force-femmed by President Trump
Trump just abolished all men.
All embryos are, at conception, female. After about 9-14 weeks of gestation male physiology develops.
For an ideology that's supposedly 'science-based' these chumps really can't get high school biology right.
All embryos are, at conception, female. After about 9-14 weeks of gestation male physiology develops.
For an ideology that's supposedly 'science-based' these chumps really can't get high school biology right.
January 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I've been force-femmed by President Trump
Okay fine, I will buy tiktok
January 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Okay fine, I will buy tiktok
Seeing a chemtrails person in the wild is such a funny thing. Of all the conspiracies out there, you’re still stuck on this one? How quaint!
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Seeing a chemtrails person in the wild is such a funny thing. Of all the conspiracies out there, you’re still stuck on this one? How quaint!
Realizing I never posted my owl friends on bluesky so here’s my favorite pictures of Beau, Scarlett, and Rowlett
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Realizing I never posted my owl friends on bluesky so here’s my favorite pictures of Beau, Scarlett, and Rowlett