II Hands II Horny
@chiproheaux.bsky.social
24 | 📍chicago | he/him | 18+ |✊🏾🍉 | D&D, baking, microbio + cancer research, & dick!
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“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut
i just found out i am the jealous type… this is so crazy
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i just found out i am the jealous type… this is so crazy
my favorite jock is getting frayed… time for an early christmas present for myself 😈
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
my favorite jock is getting frayed… time for an early christmas present for myself 😈
currently sick in bed and sat for knives out 3, someone take that unit off of benoit blanc’s head right fucking now
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
currently sick in bed and sat for knives out 3, someone take that unit off of benoit blanc’s head right fucking now
went to the evanston chili’s since it’s closing and got several a free margarita who wants to 🫂
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
went to the evanston chili’s since it’s closing and got several a free margarita who wants to 🫂
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December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
work crush saw i was upset and tried to cheer me up with a random would you rather about dogs and cats…
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
work crush saw i was upset and tried to cheer me up with a random would you rather about dogs and cats…
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
did someone just try to catfish me… as druski??
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
did someone just try to catfish me… as druski??
this spawned a 2 phone call about the men in our lives so if you need a yapper
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
this spawned a 2 phone call about the men in our lives so if you need a yapper
spent all day jorking it and it’s been magical
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
spent all day jorking it and it’s been magical
the sunlight hits my desk so good in winter that if there wasn’t a big ass cross bar right across my nose I wouldn’t stop taking selfies
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the sunlight hits my desk so good in winter that if there wasn’t a big ass cross bar right across my nose I wouldn’t stop taking selfies
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I think I might be on Santa’s naughty list this year 😈🎄🍑
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I think I might be on Santa’s naughty list this year 😈🎄🍑
gnarly is my most replayed song
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
gnarly is my most replayed song
kind if want to start posting face cause I literally look so good at work rn
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
kind if want to start posting face cause I literally look so good at work rn
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
work sent us home 2 hours early, must find dick before the cold hits
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
work sent us home 2 hours early, must find dick before the cold hits
nothing boosts your confidence like the holiday trip home and going from a chicago 6 to hometown 10
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
nothing boosts your confidence like the holiday trip home and going from a chicago 6 to hometown 10
sorry I think I have to take a stand against prolonged platonic teasing and flirting. like i’m down if you want to platonically put your dick in my ass but if that’s not the eventual goal let’s keep it to a clean banter!
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
sorry I think I have to take a stand against prolonged platonic teasing and flirting. like i’m down if you want to platonically put your dick in my ass but if that’s not the eventual goal let’s keep it to a clean banter!
no straight boyfriends allowed at wicked for the first week
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
no straight boyfriends allowed at wicked for the first week
i think frotting is underrated. the frotting community needs to be heard!
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i think frotting is underrated. the frotting community needs to be heard!
why was my dumbass about to mute wicked for spoilers on everything like I didn’t see it 15 years ago
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
why was my dumbass about to mute wicked for spoilers on everything like I didn’t see it 15 years ago
y’all what is it about bill clinton… like do y’all think he’s slanging
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
y’all what is it about bill clinton… like do y’all think he’s slanging
finally booking my first tattoo (will also be killing my mom on thanksgiving)
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
finally booking my first tattoo (will also be killing my mom on thanksgiving)
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Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉