Allyssa ??
@chiliisnotasoup.bsky.social
Forever a Phoebe Bridgers stan account
The world is lowkey ending yall mind if I just post hot pics of myself? Thanks
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The world is lowkey ending yall mind if I just post hot pics of myself? Thanks
Opening my email after 3 days off from work…. Sending a shiver down my spine
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Opening my email after 3 days off from work…. Sending a shiver down my spine
I spent $10 on a latte today….. babe what are we doing
August 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I spent $10 on a latte today….. babe what are we doing
At this point in the summer I am basically just one big mosquito bite
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At this point in the summer I am basically just one big mosquito bite
Anyways I had to have my big toenail removed today at the podiatrist and he told me it takes 9-12 months for toenails to fully grow back so I’ll be rockin with a lil nub this summer !!!!
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Anyways I had to have my big toenail removed today at the podiatrist and he told me it takes 9-12 months for toenails to fully grow back so I’ll be rockin with a lil nub this summer !!!!
Think im going to start identifying as 5’9
June 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Think im going to start identifying as 5’9
It’s hard to date bc unfortunately I am funnier than most men
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It’s hard to date bc unfortunately I am funnier than most men
Omw to impress a man 🙏🏻🤲🏻📿🛐
May 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Omw to impress a man 🙏🏻🤲🏻📿🛐
A man pissed me off so I’m going through my most intense Lana Del Rey phase yet
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A man pissed me off so I’m going through my most intense Lana Del Rey phase yet
Sick of constantly preparing for tomorrow when will my brain REST
April 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sick of constantly preparing for tomorrow when will my brain REST
I’m in my audiobook era if anyone has any recs (this seems like the place where someone would recommend an audiobook)
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m in my audiobook era if anyone has any recs (this seems like the place where someone would recommend an audiobook)
Is this a safe space to say that I think junk journaling is a little weird?
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Is this a safe space to say that I think junk journaling is a little weird?
Are there any good CEO’s? Like no right? They’re all bad?
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Are there any good CEO’s? Like no right? They’re all bad?
I truly just never shut up on the internet huh
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I truly just never shut up on the internet huh
You’re telling me…. I’ve gotta be my own advocate for the rest of my life? FML
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM
You’re telling me…. I’ve gotta be my own advocate for the rest of my life? FML
I am craving a rewatch of the National Treasure franchise
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I am craving a rewatch of the National Treasure franchise
A lot more people still have their tonsils than I thought ! Makes ya think
December 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
A lot more people still have their tonsils than I thought ! Makes ya think
everything’s still romantic…👹RIGHT👹
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
everything’s still romantic…👹RIGHT👹
Need to know if UNHhhh is ever coming back w more eps @ trixie @ katya
December 3, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Need to know if UNHhhh is ever coming back w more eps @ trixie @ katya
Maybe I’ll start saying Merry Chrysler unironically again
December 3, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Maybe I’ll start saying Merry Chrysler unironically again
Genuinely and unironically watching Is It Cake? and having a good time
November 30, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Genuinely and unironically watching Is It Cake? and having a good time
Is club chalamet on here yet
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Is club chalamet on here yet
Just saw a puppy that looked so much like scrappy doo… I have tears in my eyes
November 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Just saw a puppy that looked so much like scrappy doo… I have tears in my eyes
Watched the paul mescal hot ones ep yesterday and treated it like a concert (need this man like I need air)
November 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Watched the paul mescal hot ones ep yesterday and treated it like a concert (need this man like I need air)
Someone teach me how to curate my feed on here !!
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Someone teach me how to curate my feed on here !!