Celestial Child 🌙✨
@childofthestarz.bsky.social
BLM. #21. Free Palestine. 29 years of age. Check out my friends' EP, Going Nowhere by Cinders.
http://www.cindersmusic.com
http://www.cindersmusic.com
Me: I'm going to the bathroom
Cw: have fun in there
Me: don't tell me what to do in the bathroom
Cw: have fun in there
Me: don't tell me what to do in the bathroom
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Me: I'm going to the bathroom
Cw: have fun in there
Me: don't tell me what to do in the bathroom
Cw: have fun in there
Me: don't tell me what to do in the bathroom
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
remember when a hot girl wanted to fuck me so bad she flirted with me in front of my girlfriend the entire night? That was crazy.
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
remember when a hot girl wanted to fuck me so bad she flirted with me in front of my girlfriend the entire night? That was crazy.
Mel just handed me cash and said to get my nails done???? I've dreamed of a relationship like this but I never knew it would happen to me
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mel just handed me cash and said to get my nails done???? I've dreamed of a relationship like this but I never knew it would happen to me
If you know the taste differences between different brands of root beer, I'm begging you to drink water
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If you know the taste differences between different brands of root beer, I'm begging you to drink water
Never forget when I was soft launching Mel like back in July and like 4 of my friends all at once immediately DMed me with "who dat" and I think that's really fucking funny
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Never forget when I was soft launching Mel like back in July and like 4 of my friends all at once immediately DMed me with "who dat" and I think that's really fucking funny
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I am starting a studio! We are small and scrappy and have no money. Why am I doing this? Because the only ones who can protect art are the ones who value it. Disney using AI? Yuck. Netflix buying WB? Also yuck. In 10 years what is even going to be left.
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I am starting a studio! We are small and scrappy and have no money. Why am I doing this? Because the only ones who can protect art are the ones who value it. Disney using AI? Yuck. Netflix buying WB? Also yuck. In 10 years what is even going to be left.
"The higher the socks, the downer the foo"
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"The higher the socks, the downer the foo"
People that SPRINT on the treadmill at the gym frighten me. Like what the fuck are you training for running for your fucking life for 45 minutes? Should I also do that? What are you running from dude like I'm scared
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
People that SPRINT on the treadmill at the gym frighten me. Like what the fuck are you training for running for your fucking life for 45 minutes? Should I also do that? What are you running from dude like I'm scared
"Eyebrows should be sisters, not twins"
Kelsey and I:
Kelsey and I:
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
"Eyebrows should be sisters, not twins"
Kelsey and I:
Kelsey and I:
Read like a couple of emails in the E files; ice shooting the wrong damn people man.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Read like a couple of emails in the E files; ice shooting the wrong damn people man.
If I walk into ANY business and they tell me "your money's no good here" I simply turn around and find another place to spend my money. Why would I want to have my business be forceful when they aren't cool enough to get me what I want/need? Conservatives are such cry babies lol
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If I walk into ANY business and they tell me "your money's no good here" I simply turn around and find another place to spend my money. Why would I want to have my business be forceful when they aren't cool enough to get me what I want/need? Conservatives are such cry babies lol
I get asked if I could get someone a job from my company and I tell them that if their behavior is not 100% perfect that I will skin them alive in front of their family and sell their hide at the local farmer's market. That's my reputation on the line homie, I worked my ASS off to get that.
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I get asked if I could get someone a job from my company and I tell them that if their behavior is not 100% perfect that I will skin them alive in front of their family and sell their hide at the local farmer's market. That's my reputation on the line homie, I worked my ASS off to get that.
Girlfriend gave me a key to their house so I will be going to see their aunt whenever I want now
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Girlfriend gave me a key to their house so I will be going to see their aunt whenever I want now
Me: when I got high at night I was getting really munchy so I bought a bag of raw spinach and would eat fistfuls of spinach when I got munchy.
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Me: when I got high at night I was getting really munchy so I bought a bag of raw spinach and would eat fistfuls of spinach when I got munchy.
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
I watch the love of my life walk away in boxers and I stare with the most intense stare of yearning I have ever felt. I sip my coffee that they made me and whisper to myself "you're a faggot, Haley"
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I watch the love of my life walk away in boxers and I stare with the most intense stare of yearning I have ever felt. I sip my coffee that they made me and whisper to myself "you're a faggot, Haley"
Having a manic episode, thinking about going blonde or bald.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Having a manic episode, thinking about going blonde or bald.
Coworker, loudly: Haley do you have your bag of drugs on you?
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Coworker, loudly: Haley do you have your bag of drugs on you?
"Less of a woman, more of a vibe"
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"Less of a woman, more of a vibe"
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
I know I can get my girlfriend pregnant I truly believe this
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I know I can get my girlfriend pregnant I truly believe this
Coworker to my 74 year old coworker: would you like some lotion sir? The battle against dry skin is never ending
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Coworker to my 74 year old coworker: would you like some lotion sir? The battle against dry skin is never ending
Haven't thought about Akon in a while I heard he's running crypto scams though
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Haven't thought about Akon in a while I heard he's running crypto scams though
A group of gay people is called a pride
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
A group of gay people is called a pride
God I'm so sore from creating my own path (I went to the gym 4 times this week)
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
God I'm so sore from creating my own path (I went to the gym 4 times this week)