Celestial Child ๐โจ
@childofthestarz.bsky.social
BLM. #21. Free Palestine. 29 years of age. Check out my friends' EP, Going Nowhere by Cinders.
http://www.cindersmusic.com
http://www.cindersmusic.com
If I walk into ANY business and they tell me "your money's no good here" I simply turn around and find another place to spend my money. Why would I want to have my business be forceful when they aren't cool enough to get me what I want/need? Conservatives are such cry babies lol
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If I walk into ANY business and they tell me "your money's no good here" I simply turn around and find another place to spend my money. Why would I want to have my business be forceful when they aren't cool enough to get me what I want/need? Conservatives are such cry babies lol
I get asked if I could get someone a job from my company and I tell them that if their behavior is not 100% perfect that I will skin them alive in front of their family and sell their hide at the local farmer's market. That's my reputation on the line homie, I worked my ASS off to get that.
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I get asked if I could get someone a job from my company and I tell them that if their behavior is not 100% perfect that I will skin them alive in front of their family and sell their hide at the local farmer's market. That's my reputation on the line homie, I worked my ASS off to get that.
Bros before hoes ๐๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ช
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Bros before hoes ๐๐ฏ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ช
Girlfriend gave me a key to their house so I will be going to see their aunt whenever I want now
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Girlfriend gave me a key to their house so I will be going to see their aunt whenever I want now
Me: when I got high at night I was getting really munchy so I bought a bag of raw spinach and would eat fistfuls of spinach when I got munchy.
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Me: when I got high at night I was getting really munchy so I bought a bag of raw spinach and would eat fistfuls of spinach when I got munchy.
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
Kelsey: okay fuckin stegosaurus
I watch the love of my life walk away in boxers and I stare with the most intense stare of yearning I have ever felt. I sip my coffee that they made me and whisper to myself "you're a faggot, Haley"
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I watch the love of my life walk away in boxers and I stare with the most intense stare of yearning I have ever felt. I sip my coffee that they made me and whisper to myself "you're a faggot, Haley"
Or committing arson. Cant decide
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Or committing arson. Cant decide
Having a manic episode, thinking about going blonde or bald.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Having a manic episode, thinking about going blonde or bald.
Coworker, loudly: Haley do you have your bag of drugs on you?
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Coworker, loudly: Haley do you have your bag of drugs on you?
"Less of a woman, more of a vibe"
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"Less of a woman, more of a vibe"
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
-how I describe my gender identity to anyone who has at least one working ear
I know I can get my girlfriend pregnant I truly believe this
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I know I can get my girlfriend pregnant I truly believe this
Coworker to my 74 year old coworker: would you like some lotion sir? The battle against dry skin is never ending
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Coworker to my 74 year old coworker: would you like some lotion sir? The battle against dry skin is never ending
Haven't thought about Akon in a while I heard he's running crypto scams though
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Haven't thought about Akon in a while I heard he's running crypto scams though
A group of gay people is called a pride
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
A group of gay people is called a pride
God I'm so sore from creating my own path (I went to the gym 4 times this week)
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
God I'm so sore from creating my own path (I went to the gym 4 times this week)
My office is 66 degrees for some fucking reason
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
My office is 66 degrees for some fucking reason
Allergies are acting crazy again time to take fistful of Benadryl and get a visit from the Hat Man
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Allergies are acting crazy again time to take fistful of Benadryl and get a visit from the Hat Man
Kelsey: today a student, not mine, came up to me and said "Hi Miss H, body tea" and then skipped away.
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Kelsey: today a student, not mine, came up to me and said "Hi Miss H, body tea" and then skipped away.
Purposely ragebaiting my coworkers by asking them about movies from the 70's with "what is that like an old person movie?"
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Purposely ragebaiting my coworkers by asking them about movies from the 70's with "what is that like an old person movie?"
Pretty cool that I'm working for the number 2 rated company for employee satisfaction and retention in the whole country. I like that, I like that very much.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Pretty cool that I'm working for the number 2 rated company for employee satisfaction and retention in the whole country. I like that, I like that very much.
New gender reveal party theme just dropped
Sam's Club son or Costco daughter
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 AM
New gender reveal party theme just dropped
I am loyal to The Clubโข๏ธ simply because in my city the gas is always cheaper than the Costco one, average of 8 cents a gallon
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I am loyal to The Clubโข๏ธ simply because in my city the gas is always cheaper than the Costco one, average of 8 cents a gallon
Spread my teachings my child
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Spread my teachings my child
Sam's Club son or Costco daughter
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Sam's Club son or Costco daughter
Sometimes I forget about all the celebrity interactions I've had because there's no photographic evidence, just because every single time it would have been so inconvenient to ask for a picture. And frankly, I prefer to keep it that way
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes I forget about all the celebrity interactions I've had because there's no photographic evidence, just because every single time it would have been so inconvenient to ask for a picture. And frankly, I prefer to keep it that way