Happy turkey day pocket pals

May your meals with drunken uncles on political rants be free from starfish hitler

JameHarden wen he sees speedy weenie picking him up full court

Feel like we should be allowed to have some digital equivalent of throwing tomatoes at people in stocks

Largely for people who use ‘robust pipeline’ and ‘workflow’ in a work setting

I clicked one of these massive follow lists and it’s a bunch of journalists each competing for why they thing they personally care About is literally the most important thing ever

Tl:dr I fucked up and gave myself more work to do (unfollowing)

Having to post on two platforms is a proxy for having to send emails and teams in corporate life

So why not

Jon Jones is so cooked

Drake Maye

Indulging the masculine urge to look up old baseball statistics

Trot Nixon was lowkey an assassin

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

Jimmy Butler up to those quirky hijinks of his again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When do I stop trying to make a good impression on my new coworkers being nice is tiring

Remember when Elon musk posted the most brain dead Elden Ring build of all time

Is it blue sky or blueski like when your buddy says he wants a brewski

For audio reasons I hope it’s the latter