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One Eyed Alien ☝️👁👽is👑
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The 1-eyed alien is king in the land of the blind.
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Time traveler from a whole 'nuther century with a message of peace.

"Something's going on contrary to the laws of the universe. I must find out why."
-- Dr. Who

-42-
Pinned
I used to eat at this diner in Uptown, Chicago.
I kid you not.
𝕆𝔹𝔼𝕐...ℂ𝕆ℕ𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕄...𝔻𝕆 ℕ𝕆𝕋 ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ 𝔸𝕌𝕋ℍ𝕆ℝ𝕀𝕋𝕐...𝕆𝔹𝔼𝕐
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
“What does ‘ties’ mean? Can you define that? Can you define ‘ties’?”
— Attorney General Pam Bondi

“It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
— President Bill Clinton

www.politico.com/live-updates...
Bondi dodges questions about Lutnick’s connections with Epstein
The Commerce secretary has faced few recriminations from Trump world over the latest revelations about his connections to the late financier.
www.politico.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Or, possibly, a flock of birds. Or UFOs. Or undocumented immigrants using hang gliders.

www.washingtonpost.com/transportati...
Trump officials cite ‘cartel drones’ in El Paso airport ground stop
The FAA reversed course early Wednesday morning, saying air traffic could resume as normal. It did not provide a reason for the temporary closure.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Stand Your Ground against your daughter

'the coroner ruled Harrison was a “secret drinker” who had been teasing his daughter with the gun when he shot her dead. She said she accepted that he did not know the gun was loaded when he pointed it at her and pulled the trigger.'
Briton shot by father in Texas after row about Trump was unlawfully killed, coroner rules
Lucy Harrison died after being shot in chest by alcoholic Kris Harrison while staying at his home in US last year
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
This good Christian man should burst into flame if he sees what's in the files

www.newsnationnow.com/politics/joh...
www.newsnationnow.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A victory lap for destroying the world. And you think they'll not destroy democracy?

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/c...
Trump Allies Near ‘Total Victory’ in Wiping Out U.S. Climate Regulation
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
"Doing nothing" was such a great tactic for Wall St. Democrats!!

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
Republican Cash Edge Threatens to Swamp Democrats in the Midterms
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“But in July 2006, just as Jeffrey Epstein’s criminal sex charge became public, Trump called then-Palm Beach police chief Michael Reiter to tell him that Epstein’s activities with teen-aged girls were well known in both New York and Palm Beach.”
Trump told Palm Beach police chief ‘everyone’ knew about Epstein, Maxwell was ‘evil’
The new information comes as Ghislaine Maxwell was summoned to appear Monday before a Congressional committee.
amp.miamiherald.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
How Clinton & Wall St. screwed over the Democratic Party for a generation

“An alternative theory of the 1992 election is that Bill Clinton won because the economy was terrible and voters blamed the incumbent, not because he moved to the right on crime, welfare, and race.”
What Democrats can actually learn from the 1992 election
Bill Clinton's victory is supposed to prove that Democrats win by moving to the center. The data disagrees
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
“In the weather today, Mayor Mamdani caused the cold front and snow in New York this month, not winter…… pictures at 11”
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
To sum up: We could do fascism so much better!

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...
Opinion | Libertarians: We Told You So
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This amusing clown was born on this day on 1943
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Democrats declare victory against fascism!
Now back to business as usual.
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Go Team USA! We win all the Super Bowls!
Tariff the Super Bowls!
two dogs are playing with a stuffed football on a field with a sb nation logo in the corner
ALT: two dogs are playing with a stuffed football on a field with a sb nation logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Boycott Superbowl LX for using foreign numerals!
Buy Merican!

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February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
James Ellroy novels, art imitating life?

"Noir L.A. was a time and place where truth was not found in the sunlight, and justice not found in marble courthouses, and where not a single gangland killing was solved, not one, for half a century. Not on paper, anyway."

www.latimes.com/california/s...
Inside the LAPD’s most notorious shadow unit
The Gangster Squad was formed in 1946 to keep East Coast Mafia out of L.A. Its 'anything goes' approach endured through the 1950s in an era when justice was found far from the courthouse.
www.latimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Trump will sell out an ally for a Mar-a-Lago? Who'da thunk?

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
Zelensky says Russia is proposing huge economic deals with U.S.
The Ukrainian president said the Trump administration was pushing for a June deadline to end Russia’s war.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
For the TMI Poetry Award:

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣
How was I to know
in my waning years that a
good dump is the best?
🙃💩🤣
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
turning Points USA plans an Epstein Tribute Show to compete with Superbowl

“Why is every guy in America waiting on these chicks to turn 18?” the singer reportedly said on the show. “I mean, you know what I’m saying? If there’s grass on the field, play ball.”
Kid Rock’s comments about underage girls cast shadow over TPUSA Super Bowl LX show
The singer and show have been billed as the family friendly alternative to Bad Bunny and the NFL's halftime show.
www.pennlive.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Dimmycrats take a victory lap, they got Trump to remove a post

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
Reaction to Trump’s Racist Post Shows He Is Not Always Immune to Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
ohmigawd we just win the war o n Christmas and then Mamdani won't melt the snow!

“facing this possible breakdown in public order”
Rightwing critics blame Mamdani as New York snow fails to melt
Murdoch tabloid leads charge as big freeze persists – could the mayor please do something about the weather?
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM