Currently at the stage of learning to knit where if anyone asks me what I’m making, I have to explain that we’re just in zen garden nihilism territory where I’m knitting and unknitting the same yarn for the sport of it all because it’s all just yarn in the end anyways

I want to see the statistics for how many people gave up and turned off the #Grammys in the middle of “see! we’re woke enough that we got The Weeknd to perform again, which is proof we fixed racism!”

Folks are selling tee shirts at the #peoplesmarch and yelling “all shirts all sizes!”, to which a woman dryly responded “is that our next chant? It’s inclusive, at least”

I have a Gen-X boss who prides himself on listening to “all perspectives” and laments that he can’t find any decent left wing podcasters, to which the obvious answer is “that’s because they’re all doing video essays”. Media literacy comes in all shapes and sizes!

I saw advice that you’re supposed to just recycle your old hit tweets on your new profile to help show you’re a real person, but my pinned tweet is about the TikTok Ratatousical of 2020 and how it’s a large scale devised theatre project, so maybe I need to get 2024 funny first

Mitski makes sure you know she means business when she comes onstage in jazz shoes and knee pads like she’s starting her morning with Physical Theatre and Movement IV