Chester the Nutcracker
@chesternut.bsky.social
I am just a nutcracker. Nothing more to it to be honest.
Shitpost because I’m bored
May 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Shitpost because I’m bored
Clashers! I’d be really nice if you joined my #clashofclans clan, VoidTalon. It’s mean a lot. Even if only one person joined.
We are nice, newbie friendly and even though war is one of the labels, it’s optional. Anyone can join, no matter who you are.
link.clashofclans.com/en?action=Op...
We are nice, newbie friendly and even though war is one of the labels, it’s optional. Anyone can join, no matter who you are.
link.clashofclans.com/en?action=Op...
Clash of Clans
Open link in Clash of Clans or download the game.
link.clashofclans.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Clashers! I’d be really nice if you joined my #clashofclans clan, VoidTalon. It’s mean a lot. Even if only one person joined.
We are nice, newbie friendly and even though war is one of the labels, it’s optional. Anyone can join, no matter who you are.
link.clashofclans.com/en?action=Op...
We are nice, newbie friendly and even though war is one of the labels, it’s optional. Anyone can join, no matter who you are.
link.clashofclans.com/en?action=Op...
I keep thinking about if #Wakanda was real, Trump would try to place tariffs on them and the Wakandans would just laugh at him before threatening to send the Dora at him. And then Trump would cry and try to tariff them even more.
What do y’all think would happen next?
#marvel #mcu #blackpanther
What do y’all think would happen next?
#marvel #mcu #blackpanther
April 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I keep thinking about if #Wakanda was real, Trump would try to place tariffs on them and the Wakandans would just laugh at him before threatening to send the Dora at him. And then Trump would cry and try to tariff them even more.
What do y’all think would happen next?
#marvel #mcu #blackpanther
What do y’all think would happen next?
#marvel #mcu #blackpanther
Currently rewatching #thelordoftherings for the billionth time. I looove these movies so much. And the way Viggo Mortensen says Frodo's name sometimes cracks me up
April 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Currently rewatching #thelordoftherings for the billionth time. I looove these movies so much. And the way Viggo Mortensen says Frodo's name sometimes cracks me up
Imma just say it. Fuck the hate and the bigotry. They are NOT tasty nuts.
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Imma just say it. Fuck the hate and the bigotry. They are NOT tasty nuts.
Sometimes I just be thinking about how life is. Like how many nuts do I need to crack to get the world record, or how I can kill that damn juvenile ghost leviathan in the lost River in subnautica. You know, the simple stuff.
#subnautica
#subnautica
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sometimes I just be thinking about how life is. Like how many nuts do I need to crack to get the world record, or how I can kill that damn juvenile ghost leviathan in the lost River in subnautica. You know, the simple stuff.
#subnautica
#subnautica
Doctor who the fuck are you?
December 21, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Doctor who the fuck are you?
Just watched sonic 3: the hedgehog.
December 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Just watched sonic 3: the hedgehog.
“That Christmas” is such a delightful film. It’s like Arthur Christmas and Love Actually had a baby.
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
“That Christmas” is such a delightful film. It’s like Arthur Christmas and Love Actually had a baby.
Update: I watched les misérables yesterday. All though my beloved mother kinda ruined some parts of it when she was looking for her purse and using the flashlight on her phone, I still loved it. Though I felt really bad for the couple sitting next to her. Wanted to apologize for her.
#lesmisérables
#lesmisérables
December 8, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Update: I watched les misérables yesterday. All though my beloved mother kinda ruined some parts of it when she was looking for her purse and using the flashlight on her phone, I still loved it. Though I felt really bad for the couple sitting next to her. Wanted to apologize for her.
#lesmisérables
#lesmisérables
When you run but barely miss the damn train and it leaves just as you enter the track is the absolute worst feeling. It’s like the train itself just gives you the middle finger.
December 7, 2024 at 9:58 PM
When you run but barely miss the damn train and it leaves just as you enter the track is the absolute worst feeling. It’s like the train itself just gives you the middle finger.
I’m gonna watch les misérables in less than two hours. I can’t wait, I’m completely nuts over it.
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I’m gonna watch les misérables in less than two hours. I can’t wait, I’m completely nuts over it.
Dudes!!!!! It’s only a month left to Christmas
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Dudes!!!!! It’s only a month left to Christmas
I’m really curious. What is your son country’s version of Jingle bells. Please tell me the lyrics as well as the translated lyrics. It doesn’t need the entire song of course. Just that first part. #christmas #christmassongs #jinglebells
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I’m really curious. What is your son country’s version of Jingle bells. Please tell me the lyrics as well as the translated lyrics. It doesn’t need the entire song of course. Just that first part. #christmas #christmassongs #jinglebells
Finally a bought my final bits of what we Norwegians call julebrus for my abuakk julebrus advent calendar.
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Finally a bought my final bits of what we Norwegians call julebrus for my abuakk julebrus advent calendar.
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All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
Would you like me to be part of your daily Christmas celebration?
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Would you like me to be part of your daily Christmas celebration?
British humor is the best.
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 AM
British humor is the best.
Seems like I pissed off some Trumpets… life feels good.
November 18, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Seems like I pissed off some Trumpets… life feels good.
Bro thinks he’s Elon Musk💀
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Bro thinks he’s Elon Musk💀
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Nutcracker 2024
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Nutcracker 2024
Do you think if video game consoles had a sense of smell, it would just die?
November 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Do you think if video game consoles had a sense of smell, it would just die?
I was watching a Matt Rose video and it reminded me of the time I accidentally called a pizza for a remote and then later when I was retelling the story I accidentally called a remote “Frankenstein”. I am NOT making this up.
November 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I was watching a Matt Rose video and it reminded me of the time I accidentally called a pizza for a remote and then later when I was retelling the story I accidentally called a remote “Frankenstein”. I am NOT making this up.