Hysterical Cherry Eater
@cherryhysteria.bsky.social
she/her ⛓️ 28 ⛓️lesbian
someone with narcolepsy, mdd, gad, ptsd, and hpd walks into a bar...
someone with narcolepsy, mdd, gad, ptsd, and hpd walks into a bar...
Why is my timeline full of fetish posts?? All I do is like sims content???
April 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why is my timeline full of fetish posts?? All I do is like sims content???
I’m going to hate getting sober. I may actually struggle with it. Fuck.
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m going to hate getting sober. I may actually struggle with it. Fuck.
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somebody thought the sXe in my bio stood for sex
April 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
somebody thought the sXe in my bio stood for sex
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Welp, it’s gonna be long sleeves for awhile.
March 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Welp, it’s gonna be long sleeves for awhile.
I watched episode one on Jay and Pamela and I’m crying! Tears of joy, tears of pain! It’s a really good really cute reality show and it actually shows a real world.
March 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I watched episode one on Jay and Pamela and I’m crying! Tears of joy, tears of pain! It’s a really good really cute reality show and it actually shows a real world.
It’s the perfect 70s sci-fi interplanetary bed that I never knew I needed
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s the perfect 70s sci-fi interplanetary bed that I never knew I needed
Watching the resident and they made the president gay!!!
March 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Watching the resident and they made the president gay!!!
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I knew my mom wasn’t coming home so it must have been a sibling but I heard the garage door open and I RAN up to my room. That’s trauma.
March 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I knew my mom wasn’t coming home so it must have been a sibling but I heard the garage door open and I RAN up to my room. That’s trauma.
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🚨NEW CC ALERT! 🚨
WASH N' FOLD SET | Available now on our Patreon
WASH N' FOLD SET | Available now on our Patreon
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
🚨NEW CC ALERT! 🚨
WASH N' FOLD SET | Available now on our Patreon
WASH N' FOLD SET | Available now on our Patreon
Well, good luck babe 🍀
March 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well, good luck babe 🍀
How can I start a viral butch bait post for butches with happy trails? I want to see more of that, as I’m sure we all do
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How can I start a viral butch bait post for butches with happy trails? I want to see more of that, as I’m sure we all do
@ben.and.cat I’m drunk and I love you bestie #yeschef
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@ben.and.cat I’m drunk and I love you bestie #yeschef
Getting my third drink and forgoing my two drink rule with the classic “but I didn’t feel drunk” excuse
March 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Getting my third drink and forgoing my two drink rule with the classic “but I didn’t feel drunk” excuse
Went to a brewery tonight and unexpectedly aunts, uncles, cousins all here. It’s a family reunion apparently.
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Went to a brewery tonight and unexpectedly aunts, uncles, cousins all here. It’s a family reunion apparently.
I gained weight and it all went to my tits and now none of my bras fit so I started walking more and taking the stairs more but after a month of that I’ve only lost one lb. I don’t care about my weight but I do care about not having to buy new bras!
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I gained weight and it all went to my tits and now none of my bras fit so I started walking more and taking the stairs more but after a month of that I’ve only lost one lb. I don’t care about my weight but I do care about not having to buy new bras!
Check out my 2014 ass manicure
February 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Check out my 2014 ass manicure
I had an idea to color a matte nail with sharpie and then put a clear coat on and!! It works! Detailed nail art with no skill or tools required.
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I had an idea to color a matte nail with sharpie and then put a clear coat on and!! It works! Detailed nail art with no skill or tools required.
I grabbed the wrong packed lunch this morning so my veggie lasagna? Gone. The inedible mystery meat? In my lunchbox. And on a day im barely holding on.
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I grabbed the wrong packed lunch this morning so my veggie lasagna? Gone. The inedible mystery meat? In my lunchbox. And on a day im barely holding on.
122 days sh free and thinking about it non stop.
February 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
122 days sh free and thinking about it non stop.
Giving up soda at the same time as a friend not talking to you is not for the weak, and I am weak. I’m getting a Dr Pepper b4 I start crying.
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Giving up soda at the same time as a friend not talking to you is not for the weak, and I am weak. I’m getting a Dr Pepper b4 I start crying.
Ruining a friendship 101: hear them repeatedly say no then do it in front of them. Anyway I fucked up. I continue to be a fuck up.
February 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ruining a friendship 101: hear them repeatedly say no then do it in front of them. Anyway I fucked up. I continue to be a fuck up.