Barb Dwyer
@cherdelaware.bsky.social
Born to read.
Forced to work.
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Forced to work.
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Everything hurts & I’m dying.
July 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Everything hurts & I’m dying.
My kids begging me to get my teaching license and teach at their school is so wild to me because I would have ran away if my mom got a job at my school when I was a kid
July 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My kids begging me to get my teaching license and teach at their school is so wild to me because I would have ran away if my mom got a job at my school when I was a kid
My kids wanted a snack so I cut up a cucumber for them.
Why are they counting the slices to make sure they got the exact same amount?
Why are they counting the slices to make sure they got the exact same amount?
July 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My kids wanted a snack so I cut up a cucumber for them.
Why are they counting the slices to make sure they got the exact same amount?
Why are they counting the slices to make sure they got the exact same amount?
Hangman is like this to @haleyanne.bsky.social
two older women sitting at a table with the words " i know her " on the table
ALT: two older women sitting at a table with the words " i know her " on the table
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hangman is like this to @haleyanne.bsky.social
More book research.
What’s your favorite band T ever?
What’s your favorite band T ever?
June 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
More book research.
What’s your favorite band T ever?
What’s your favorite band T ever?
Brainstorming help needed!
If you were trying to learn more about someone in a group setting (think small birthday party) how would you go about it?
Along the lines of instigating a game of truth or dare/never have I ever. Absurd but believable is what I’m aiming for
If you were trying to learn more about someone in a group setting (think small birthday party) how would you go about it?
Along the lines of instigating a game of truth or dare/never have I ever. Absurd but believable is what I’m aiming for
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Brainstorming help needed!
If you were trying to learn more about someone in a group setting (think small birthday party) how would you go about it?
Along the lines of instigating a game of truth or dare/never have I ever. Absurd but believable is what I’m aiming for
If you were trying to learn more about someone in a group setting (think small birthday party) how would you go about it?
Along the lines of instigating a game of truth or dare/never have I ever. Absurd but believable is what I’m aiming for
Now I’m like well obviously we need to buy new merch
Immediately thought of you @cherdelaware.bsky.social seeing the new Blues uniforms. Those are pretty sick.
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Now I’m like well obviously we need to buy new merch
My ten year old stole almost all my adult small t shirts from @laurenmoran.bsky.social 😂
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My ten year old stole almost all my adult small t shirts from @laurenmoran.bsky.social 😂
Took an edible for the first time in forever and put on the Barbie movie.
I may think I’m a Barbie soon.
I may think I’m a Barbie soon.
June 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Took an edible for the first time in forever and put on the Barbie movie.
I may think I’m a Barbie soon.
I may think I’m a Barbie soon.
My 8 year old - I don’t know why but Seth with Paul Heyman disgusts me.
April 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My 8 year old - I don’t know why but Seth with Paul Heyman disgusts me.
Me looking at the unsuspecting macaroni at any family gathering.
April 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me looking at the unsuspecting macaroni at any family gathering.
Me - What does NPC stand for?
10 year old - Nipple Pimple Cat
8 year old - National… no wait. Non-fiction Potato Crackers
10 year old - Nipple Pimple Cat
8 year old - National… no wait. Non-fiction Potato Crackers
March 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me - What does NPC stand for?
10 year old - Nipple Pimple Cat
8 year old - National… no wait. Non-fiction Potato Crackers
10 year old - Nipple Pimple Cat
8 year old - National… no wait. Non-fiction Potato Crackers
Bottle featuring @laurenmoran.bsky.social art & Sidney Crosby.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bottle featuring @laurenmoran.bsky.social art & Sidney Crosby.
I love when my cramps start and it feels like my uterus is going to fall out
February 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love when my cramps start and it feels like my uterus is going to fall out
People are yelling for country next year and the NFL has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by getting Beyoncé
February 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People are yelling for country next year and the NFL has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by getting Beyoncé
Me: Why tf does my back always hurt?
Also me:
Also me:
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me: Why tf does my back always hurt?
Also me:
Also me:
10 year old - she looks like the girl from that movie momma watches where she falls down the stairs
8 year old - Death Becomes Her
I win a parenting award for that right?
8 year old - Death Becomes Her
I win a parenting award for that right?
February 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
10 year old - she looks like the girl from that movie momma watches where she falls down the stairs
8 year old - Death Becomes Her
I win a parenting award for that right?
8 year old - Death Becomes Her
I win a parenting award for that right?
Say goodnight to Blue & his bear or else.
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Say goodnight to Blue & his bear or else.
The goodest boy who ever lived
January 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The goodest boy who ever lived
You and that stringy ass greasy hair?
Sad.
Sad.
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You and that stringy ass greasy hair?
Sad.
Sad.
My 8 year old and his grandma fight like cats and dogs. She loves to “pick at” (read antagonize) him but can’t handle it when he does it back.
Yesterday they were driving by a cemetery:
8 year old: “That place wants you”
😦🙃
Yesterday they were driving by a cemetery:
8 year old: “That place wants you”
😦🙃
January 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My 8 year old and his grandma fight like cats and dogs. She loves to “pick at” (read antagonize) him but can’t handle it when he does it back.
Yesterday they were driving by a cemetery:
8 year old: “That place wants you”
😦🙃
Yesterday they were driving by a cemetery:
8 year old: “That place wants you”
😦🙃
Michael Cole may be the funniest person ever.
January 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Michael Cole may be the funniest person ever.
I am literally just a girl
January 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I am literally just a girl