Chelsie 🍉
@chelsiedagger.bsky.social
My eyeliner always looks like that because my hand is slightly longer than my nearsightness
April 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My eyeliner always looks like that because my hand is slightly longer than my nearsightness
The existential dread be dreading today
April 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The existential dread be dreading today
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
Hi please accept this photo of my cats being madly in love as a small distraction from *gestures broadly* ...all of this
February 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hi please accept this photo of my cats being madly in love as a small distraction from *gestures broadly* ...all of this
Sunday scaries iykyk
February 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sunday scaries iykyk
An accurate* very good show about etc
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
An accurate* very good show about etc
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
CASUALLY HYPERVENTILATING WHILE I WATCH THIS WEEK'S SEVERANCE WTF BEN STILLER
February 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
CASUALLY HYPERVENTILATING WHILE I WATCH THIS WEEK'S SEVERANCE WTF BEN STILLER
Me, trying to stay informed on any given day lately:
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Me, trying to stay informed on any given day lately:
Cry during your work meetings to let them know you mean business
February 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cry during your work meetings to let them know you mean business
There are so many more emails in the apocalypse than I expected.
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
There are so many more emails in the apocalypse than I expected.
Good morning to everyone except people who start Teams meetings early
January 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning to everyone except people who start Teams meetings early
When's it gonna be my turn to punt Elon Musk into space
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When's it gonna be my turn to punt Elon Musk into space
Got my BG3 tattoo touched up tonight. Still in love despite the owies ❤️
January 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Got my BG3 tattoo touched up tonight. Still in love despite the owies ❤️
Important lesson today: if your eyesight is so poor that you cannot function without your glasses, do not only own a single pair of glasses. 🥲
January 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Important lesson today: if your eyesight is so poor that you cannot function without your glasses, do not only own a single pair of glasses. 🥲
Oh shit i haven't shown you guys how in love my cats are
January 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh shit i haven't shown you guys how in love my cats are
Fix your hearts or die
January 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fix your hearts or die
Someone told me I look like Lisa Loeb today. I'll be riding that high for the next 12 to 18 months.
January 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone told me I look like Lisa Loeb today. I'll be riding that high for the next 12 to 18 months.
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Teach yourself how to Dougie. It is not my job to educate you
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Teach yourself how to Dougie. It is not my job to educate you
My toxic trait is that even after watching Severance all the way through three times, I'd probably still do it if it meant I could dissociate my work day away
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My toxic trait is that even after watching Severance all the way through three times, I'd probably still do it if it meant I could dissociate my work day away
Good mourning, America 🖤
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good mourning, America 🖤
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.