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chefwilliamj.bsky.social
@chefwilliamj.bsky.social
Atheist/Chef/Guitarist/Photographer/Veteran
It is interesting to note that the percentage of people who have not read a single book in the last year is roughly the same percentage that either voted for fascism . . . or stayed home and let it happen.

I will read to you if it is really that big of an obstacle.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Why is this the only colour that seems to be in stock? I kinda want the sinister black one.
#rickenbacker #rickenbacker620 #fireglo #jetglo
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Dear Christy Gnome,

*in Fran Drescher voice*
You’re not helping. If you had any self awareness, you would have just wandered into the forest after murdering your dog. Noone’s god is going to forgive you for that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Wait? It’s possible for actions to have consequences?
The conservative is no more self aware than a dog licking its own butt.
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Dear USA,

At what point will someone shouting “federal agent” be a universal bad thing? Might happen before Independence Day.
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This would be a nice birthday gift for me.
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I have no real need for one of these, but I am strangely compelled to create one.
#guitar #guitarstrings #mummy
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
You know this is the image his smooth brain conjured up, right?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Can we just swipe left on this timeline? The #maga who responded to that #poll said they literally do not care that this ghoul rapes children. It’s times like this when I wish there really was a god that would just smite these chomos already.
August 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sometimes I will ponder how different my life would be if I had just abandoned my DNA family right after high school. I was ready to do it.
July 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How poisoned does #instagram algorithm have to be for it to suggest ted nugent to me?
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have heard that the word #taco seems to upset this ghoul.
May 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hey #maga if you’re having voter’s remorse, the entire planet warned you. We didn’t “try” to warn you. I stopped short of writing it on your hand with a laundry marker.
You assholes own all of the bad shit that is currently happening to you.
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For the #maga faithful that have ALMOST deciphered what is happening to them/us.
April 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I wonder how folks will calculate the #billions lost to the US #tourism industries this year? (And the next few, to be honest)
March 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
#kakistrocacy
If y’all don’t know this word, you should. (a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens)
March 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am right there with you, Red Dog. I started the process in the summer of 1991.
This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#PSA If it sounds uncomfortable “when you put it like that” it was inappropriate in the first place.
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
From the OG #twilightzone

“A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ; but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone; look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether.”
March 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Love it or hate it? (Scratches and dents would basically be invisible.)
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Right Wing understanding of "who causes racism”

"When I see Obama on TV, it makes me feel racist feelings, therefore Obama made America racist."

I have lost most of my DNA family to this.
March 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I have been trying to explain this to most of my family for over a decade. Their ability to ignore reality is unprecedented.
Dear people who don't do Politics, you are about to find out Politics will do you.
February 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If there was evidence to refute this, someone would have given it up on their death bed.
February 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM