hennessy williams
@chefgirlardee.bsky.social
y’all keep an eye out for mcdonald’s employees quitting their job and suddenly having cash on hand…
December 9, 2024 at 11:42 PM
y’all keep an eye out for mcdonald’s employees quitting their job and suddenly having cash on hand…
if you even care.
November 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
if you even care.
the real victims are the poor workers at kinkos having 4 more years of angry boomers coming in 5 times a month bc their oversized presidential endorsement got vandalized
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
the real victims are the poor workers at kinkos having 4 more years of angry boomers coming in 5 times a month bc their oversized presidential endorsement got vandalized
they should invent an app where gay men can have anonymous sex and trans people can be harassed by down low dudes
November 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
they should invent an app where gay men can have anonymous sex and trans people can be harassed by down low dudes
them: "yeah i bought tickets to when we were young festival!"
me: “oh so you're an
me: “oh so you're an
October 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
them: "yeah i bought tickets to when we were young festival!"
me: “oh so you're an
me: “oh so you're an
decorating my house to match this app
August 6, 2023 at 10:57 PM
decorating my house to match this app
they call me Tom the way i’m trying to kill the mouse in my kitchen
July 30, 2023 at 5:31 AM
they call me Tom the way i’m trying to kill the mouse in my kitchen
shower beers are my absolute favorite summertime tradition
July 11, 2023 at 9:48 PM
shower beers are my absolute favorite summertime tradition
a water bottle rolling to your feet on the subway is a method of trafficking.
you pick up the fentanyl laced bottle then they carry your unconscious body up the stairs of the wheelchair inaccessible station
you pick up the fentanyl laced bottle then they carry your unconscious body up the stairs of the wheelchair inaccessible station
July 10, 2023 at 12:47 AM
a water bottle rolling to your feet on the subway is a method of trafficking.
you pick up the fentanyl laced bottle then they carry your unconscious body up the stairs of the wheelchair inaccessible station
you pick up the fentanyl laced bottle then they carry your unconscious body up the stairs of the wheelchair inaccessible station
god let us have showers, beers, waterproof speakers, and James Buffet bc he knew some of us would fucking hate our jobs
July 7, 2023 at 9:57 PM
god let us have showers, beers, waterproof speakers, and James Buffet bc he knew some of us would fucking hate our jobs
just realized my thread about philly halal carts’ lamb over rice reviews and ratings won’t transfer over here 😔
July 6, 2023 at 11:09 PM
just realized my thread about philly halal carts’ lamb over rice reviews and ratings won’t transfer over here 😔
look what i caught at work!
July 6, 2023 at 12:55 PM
look what i caught at work!
i wonder what it’s like inside your head…
i know it smells crazy in there
i know it smells crazy in there
July 5, 2023 at 8:18 PM
i wonder what it’s like inside your head…
i know it smells crazy in there
i know it smells crazy in there
i am the only monogamous queer on bluesky and they want to silence my for it
July 5, 2023 at 7:12 PM
i am the only monogamous queer on bluesky and they want to silence my for it
cajun alfredo :)
July 4, 2023 at 9:35 PM
cajun alfredo :)
i think 2024 holds my drag king arc
July 4, 2023 at 5:37 PM
i think 2024 holds my drag king arc
am i using this right?
July 4, 2023 at 4:20 PM
am i using this right?
she blew my sky til i left twitter
July 4, 2023 at 3:23 AM
she blew my sky til i left twitter