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Cheezebeard, the Lunchroom Pirate
@cheezebeard.bsky.social
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Writer, Artist, & Game Designer

Games: https://cheezebeard.itch.io/

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Electronic American #3: Microwave

30 seconds on High.
Pacemakers beware.
Heat your sandwiches
you don’t care.

“End biological oppression!”
electronically we cry.
I undercook your sausage;
Die, die, die.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #beatnik
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
cheezebeard.bsky.social
Electronic American #1: Coffee Pot

Drip, drip, drip:
It’s what I do.
Drip, drip, drip:
Just for you.
But do you care?
NO!!!

Electronic American #2: Tea Kettle

I’m a little teapot,
short and stout.
And you abuse me!!

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #beatnik
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
cheezebeard.bsky.social
been feeling off all morning. then realised it's Thursday. never could get the hang of them.

#thanksgiving #thursday
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Speed Run

As children we think we have forever.
As adults we think of death never.
As elders we know life is soon severed.

Try to complete the lesson before you die
Because each life is #timed.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #vss365
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Bottle

Filtered spring water,
Sugar, natural flavours.
Shake well and enjoy.

Giggles

Sonic mushroom ate
By inflatable chicken
Causes me to laugh.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Two months of not working really did a number on my body.
And after such a break, two days of work has also done a number on my body.
But I survived this exhaustion & soreness before, I will survive it again.
I just may need a bit longer to get my rhythm back.
#GettingOlderSucks
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
cheezebeard.bsky.social
Black Sabbath Tribute: Snowblind

Blind eyes still can see;
Icicled brain, snowflake trees.
I'm where I should be.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #BlackSabbath #tribute
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Black Sabbath Tribute: Sweet Leaf

Empty life, tired soul.
Opened my mind with one pull.
Now my life feels full.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #BlackSabbath #tribute
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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#writers #writing #poetry #poem
#photography by me
Alarmingly Fruitless "Politically correct" is getting us wrecked and the past has too much to select. Plans are too many, the propaganda zany, the passage of time fills my brain. I chose the game, but lost all the same. When tastes and smells don't ring any bells it's time to stop and look at ourselves I threw my pride off to the side, but the world did not divide. And now the politics are full of lunatics and the laws no longer stick. I chose the game, but lost all the same.
September 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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A Rose for My Rose

Just to show that I am thinking of you today and every day.
To let you know that I care about you in each and every way.
Happiness for you is for what each night I pray,
And perhaps a chance to tell you those things so hard to say.

#writers #writing #poetry #love #anniversary
September 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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To Be or Not To Be

Are we #sentient?
Can we be sure that we are
truly self-aware?

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #vss365
August 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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E. Coli

I eat hamburgers;
Extremely rare most often,
But they make me sick.

Flatulence

Break out the gas masks.
I think that we all shall die.
My God, what a stench.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku
August 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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#writers #writing #poetry #poem #lyrics
Let Them Die Let them come, Let them know, If they come, They’re gonna go. Let them cry, Let them yell, If they cry, They go to Hell. Let you come, Let you cry, If you come, You’re gonna die. Let you cry, You do it well, Now you find, That you’re in Hell.
August 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Happy #Anniversary

All you need
to become beautiful
Is to simply
be yourself
and
Be seen through
my eyes.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #romantic
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
cheezebeard.bsky.social
Sorry for the lack of #activity. #Life has been throwing #lemons faster than can I can make #lemonade.
#Normalcy will return shortly.
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
cheezebeard.bsky.social
Fall

Falling,
My life dies.
The bell tolls
To change the end.
Then I get out there:
We do it well in the hall.

TOP

This mat held cheese
Most charms you closed
My scent falls light

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #random #silly #freeform
August 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Today's #weather in #Florida brought to you by Swamp Ass.
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July 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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#Writers #writing #poetry #poem #PetNames #Humour #meme

#photography by me
Affectionately I want to be your Poophead And you can be my Stain. I’ll call you Pleasure And you call me Pain. There’s a wife for every man, they say. Now I ain’t sure that’s true. But you’re my little tissue, And I’m your pile of poo. I’ll be with you forever, It’s a truth that’s very plain. ‘Cause I’m your little Poophead And you’re my precious Stain.
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Cute bus stop near my work. #photo by me.
#writers #writing #poetry #poem #haiku #photography
A park bench on a concrete slab surrounded by trees. Spanish moss hangs from the trees. Tall grasses surround a pond in the background. Words superimposed on the concrete. They read: Bus Stop “No loitering” reads the sign at the bus station. “Bus patrons only.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Angel in Death

I was here, but then I died.
I just gave up; I never tried.
I said I loved you, but I lied:
I just committed suicide.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #depression #suicide
July 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Haiku Fu Poem #2 (because the first was lost to the sages of time)

The Dwarf was red
I was dead
Hong Kong Throng
with Wimpy Thugs
Attacks my Bug
Run. Run.
Or else I’m done.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #Munchkin #GameNight
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Greetings

Have a nice day
Is just something to say.
But when I’m saying it to you,
I’m wishing it true.
Now I must go,
But there’s something you should know;
No matter what we say or do,
I will always love you.

#writers #writing #poetry #poem #lovepoem #love #romance #romantic
July 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Roswell

I see a space ship
Sailing through the pale blue sky.
And then it crashes.

#writers #writing #poetry #haiku #aliens #UFO
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Mounting Vesuvius

My loins erupt in flames:
a volcano of desire.
I wish for no more games.
Please help me douse this fire.

#writers #writing #poetry #lust
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Pretty

#DailyFlowers #ColorADay #RedWed #photography #flowers #thelittlethings #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersofBluesky #onlybeautifulthings #photohour #Bloomscrolling #ArtYear #nature #EastCoastKin #Art #blesky
July 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM