It shouldn’t have been that easy to round up homeless and impoverished people in Greenland. Denmark absolutely needs to be called out for their neglect.

Zuck crying because someone from the Biden camp was loud, but then handing his balls to Trump immediately after the election really shows the power of oligarch storytelling in America.

I know we can’t be friends, but I was hoping I could follow you until you say you’re lost too.

I can get a lot done with a damp paper towel. It’s both a gift and a curse. Heroic? Yes, but stand still so I can wipe the chocolate off your face.

Buy and sell nation-states like other commodities. Private equity can later strip it apart for additional profit.

If you’re like me, you’re a cat fraud and actually have way more cats than what I might tell ya.

Hugs, my friends. For no other reason than you physically understand how much I love pie.

There’s no greater aim in life than causing people to second guess if where they are is actually the cool place.