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Live, Laugh, Loathe MAGA
Pinned
🎶Nazis and bigots
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
Over on Threads, my fellow liberals have lost all critical thinking skills & are profoundly visually illiterate.
They insist Trump is dead and that photos taken of him yesterday am & this am by independent photojournalists are any combination of fake, old, or “not Trump”.
Is it this stupid here?
They insist Trump is dead and that photos taken of him yesterday am & this am by independent photojournalists are any combination of fake, old, or “not Trump”.
Is it this stupid here?
August 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Over on Threads, my fellow liberals have lost all critical thinking skills & are profoundly visually illiterate.
They insist Trump is dead and that photos taken of him yesterday am & this am by independent photojournalists are any combination of fake, old, or “not Trump”.
Is it this stupid here?
They insist Trump is dead and that photos taken of him yesterday am & this am by independent photojournalists are any combination of fake, old, or “not Trump”.
Is it this stupid here?
Donald Trump said he wanted to run America like a business.
And he’s doing exactly that.
But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.
And he’s doing exactly that.
But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.
July 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Donald Trump said he wanted to run America like a business.
And he’s doing exactly that.
But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.
And he’s doing exactly that.
But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.
I still can’t believe Merrick Garland and Jack Smith took so long to do nothing.
It almost seems calculated.
It almost seems calculated.
June 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I still can’t believe Merrick Garland and Jack Smith took so long to do nothing.
It almost seems calculated.
It almost seems calculated.
I do not have nearly enough pound cake in my life.
Was there more pound cake in the 1990s?
I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.
Was there more pound cake in the 1990s?
I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.
May 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I do not have nearly enough pound cake in my life.
Was there more pound cake in the 1990s?
I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.
Was there more pound cake in the 1990s?
I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.
Republicans Against Trump need a PAC, and it needs to be called The RATPAC.
a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Republicans Against Trump need a PAC, and it needs to be called The RATPAC.
Slavery in America ended less than 200 years ago.
It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.
It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Slavery in America ended less than 200 years ago.
It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.
It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.
It’s fascinating to me that right wing Americans support Israel’s nationalist expansion in Palestine, predicated on Israel’s insistence that the land is theirs, based on ancient scripture, while simultaneously denying any culpability whatsoever of America regarding slavery.
April 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s fascinating to me that right wing Americans support Israel’s nationalist expansion in Palestine, predicated on Israel’s insistence that the land is theirs, based on ancient scripture, while simultaneously denying any culpability whatsoever of America regarding slavery.
@nytimes.com
For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.
For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.
April 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@nytimes.com
For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.
For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.
Sheer luck.
Archive July 18, 2024
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April 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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In case anyone was wondering why Tim Apple donated $1M to Cheesus’ inauguration fund.
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In case anyone was wondering why Tim Apple donated $1M to Cheesus’ inauguration fund.
farmersonly?
When eFarminy was right there?
When eFarminy was right there?
April 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
farmersonly?
When eFarminy was right there?
When eFarminy was right there?
Is it too late for my idea to have Jack Black play Steve Austin in the $6 Million Man reboot?
April 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it too late for my idea to have Jack Black play Steve Austin in the $6 Million Man reboot?
Lice in a prison should be called inmites, which is also how Australians pronounce inmates.
April 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Lice in a prison should be called inmites, which is also how Australians pronounce inmates.
Why do we say a penny for your thoughts when we could just say “centiment”?
April 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Why do we say a penny for your thoughts when we could just say “centiment”?
Dear @theatlantic.com,
I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
March 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dear @theatlantic.com,
I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
March 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
March 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.
My po’nouns are broke/ass.
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My po’nouns are broke/ass.
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Oh nothing, just a book by notorious Nazi Alfred Rosenberg, entitled Der Sumpf.
Translation: The Swamp
Translation: The Swamp
February 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Oh nothing, just a book by notorious Nazi Alfred Rosenberg, entitled Der Sumpf.
Translation: The Swamp
Translation: The Swamp
SNL sketchbook…
A ticket scalper at the curling semi-finals.
A ticket scalper at the curling semi-finals.
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
SNL sketchbook…
A ticket scalper at the curling semi-finals.
A ticket scalper at the curling semi-finals.
SNL sketchbook…
The Talented Mr. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
The Talented Mr. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
SNL sketchbook…
The Talented Mr. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
The Talented Mr. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.