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The Satanic Temple Poet Bard/b. AKA: C&C,
With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.

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No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
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I was summoned
to the echelons of hell
to face the searing heat
and to listen to the wailing souls
damned for all eternity

#echelon

#horrorprompt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I love this movie too much. I think I'll write an essay about it. youtu.be/S6vTI5g198E?...
Whiplash Bar Scene - "Good job."
YouTube video by Ali Kurtze
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Close enough.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Horror Writing Prompt no. 2015: echelon

Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.

Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This note always cheers me up when I'm sad face.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A catastrophe when she shattered the priceless art piece. A simple swing of the over stuffed second rate purse. Smile for the camera, please.

#horrorprompt
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yes!! Boom! 💥 💥 💥
to the horrors giving
we gave thanks
not that we knew why
but that we always have

ritual without true origin
buried and forgotten
a silent bloody story
a brutal massacre hidden

continue disparate in joy
stuffing the carcass lovingly
we smiled and carved
and ate and laughed
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bare breast exposed
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."

#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Bare breast exposed
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."

#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Behold! I made a blue cheese, blackberries and chicken salad with my very own candied walnuts!...and dill! I call "Le Crass salad"
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I feel that!
I don't know how anyone keeps up with substack subscriptions. I barely have time to read as it is.
But I want to read it ALL!!!💀🖤
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just finished "Consider This" by Chuck Palahniuk. If you want to get excellent writing tips please consider the wonderful read! Getting ready for my writing group and making candid walnuts! I feel accomplished!💪
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today!
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cry Violet

Heart connects & breaks so easily

A fragile paper-thin frame of the last cry violet

Not meant to open to the sun forever

Hold it up & every moment savor

The heart was not meant to last

So cherish every moment you get as its radiance tapers

#horrorprompt #tapers
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tomorrow!
Writers, pull up :D

This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tomorrow!
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"You have to talk, otherwise your head will turn into a cemetery." --Chuck Palahniuk
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We will be exploring how stories invoke & empower readers to tell their own story. Stories have the potential to create strong community, healing & laughter.
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sold! This is how you sell a story!
If you need a distraction today, give this a read. It is pretty disgusting but fascinating all the same.💀
We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Writers, pull up :D

This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM