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The Satanic Temple Poet Bard/b. AKA: C&C,
With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.

Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV:
https://thesatanictemple.tv/programs/cheap-crass-satanic-stories-ep-04
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January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
My new perfume smells like sprite. :( And my other perfume smells like dank sprite. :(
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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‘Gas’ comes from an alteration of the Latin word for "chaos."
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A wonderful explanation of writing with "A Burnt Tongue." Perfect idea to review during "The Satanic Temple's Cheap & Crass Writer's Coven!" burnttongueblog.wordpress.com/2016/07/13/w...
Writing With A Burnt Tongue
If you’ve ever spent a bit of time around me, especially in an academic context, you’ll have heard me use the term “Burnt Tongue” at least once when referring to my writing.
burnttongueblog.wordpress.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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I had my friend for 20 years. My dear cousin shot a video of her set to “Stinky Baby” before she passed away. I love it.
Stinky Baby.
YouTube video by Candice Charles
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January 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Good morning. Let's get weird! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ji...
Clerks 2: Goodbye horses scene (Jay and Silent Bob)
YouTube video by 34th Vertebrae
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January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
For next week’s Writers’ Coven please consider taking a look at “Nine Billion Names of God” by Arthur C. Clarke

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝔹𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕀𝕆ℕ ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝔾𝕠𝕕 (𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗿 𝗖. 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲) | 𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸
YouTube video by The Tale Master
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January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Today!
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Tomorrow!
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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The return of Satanic Planet: TST's Satanic Revival May 1-2 in Baltimore, MD. Featuring Satanic Planet, Pentagram String Band, Lucien Greaves, Joseph Laycock, & more. Tickets on sale Tuesday, Jan 13 @ 11am EST: satanic-revival.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Haiku Horror Writing Prompt no. 1641: black ocean

Craft a horrifying haiku inspired by the prompt and share your work with #haikuhorrorprompt.

Big thanks to MG @kuronokaze.bsky.social for sparking today's terror!
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
🎶 I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end 🎶

Hail!

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Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO
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January 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Metalachi! Brought to us by Leslie! Hail Writers' Coven! Hail you guys!
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Metalachi CRAZY TRAIN music video
YouTube video by Metalachi
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January 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Whale bones stripped
Skin, blubber, cartilage, meat
Waste away below the crushing
Cursed depths
Its last breath ceased
Always give & be of use
Continues to provide
Because it's the only to do
#horrorprompt
#waste #away
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Forever pretty
Doll meant only for the shelf
Thoughts sold separately

#Forever #haikuhorrorprompt
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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You ever hear a piece of writing you wake up the next day thinking about?
I did.
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 AM
When I read an excellent book, I can imagine the author far away place being able to create with mythical excellence & I can excuse myself from attaining such a lofty goal. Writing group hits different because the person reading a fantastic piece is now right in my face and removes all excuses.
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Love how this bro describes smells. LOL "It smells like bad, dusty, chalky, bookcase cheese." or "smells ike funky butt loving." www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFDo...
Consuming A Glass of 122 Year old MILK (Human Science) | L.A. BEAST
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January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Rumors are like rat poison
They kill everything
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM