Cheap & Crass
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The Satanic Temple Poet Bard/b. AKA: C&C,
With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.
Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV:
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With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.
Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV:
https://thesatanictemple.tv/programs/cheap-crass-satanic-stories-ep-04
Pinned
No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
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I was summoned
to the echelons of hell
to face the searing heat
and to listen to the wailing souls
damned for all eternity
#echelon
#horrorprompt.
to the echelons of hell
to face the searing heat
and to listen to the wailing souls
damned for all eternity
#echelon
#horrorprompt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I was summoned
to the echelons of hell
to face the searing heat
and to listen to the wailing souls
damned for all eternity
#echelon
#horrorprompt.
to the echelons of hell
to face the searing heat
and to listen to the wailing souls
damned for all eternity
#echelon
#horrorprompt.
I love this movie too much. I think I'll write an essay about it. youtu.be/S6vTI5g198E?...
Whiplash Bar Scene - "Good job."
YouTube video by Ali Kurtze
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I love this movie too much. I think I'll write an essay about it. youtu.be/S6vTI5g198E?...
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No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
Reposted by Cheap & Crass
Horror Writing Prompt no. 2015: echelon
Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.
Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.
Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Horror Writing Prompt no. 2015: echelon
Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.
Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.
Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
This note always cheers me up when I'm sad face.
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This note always cheers me up when I'm sad face.
A catastrophe when she shattered the priceless art piece. A simple swing of the over stuffed second rate purse. Smile for the camera, please.
#horrorprompt
#horrorprompt
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
A catastrophe when she shattered the priceless art piece. A simple swing of the over stuffed second rate purse. Smile for the camera, please.
#horrorprompt
#horrorprompt
Yes!! Boom! 💥 💥 💥
to the horrors giving
we gave thanks
not that we knew why
but that we always have
ritual without true origin
buried and forgotten
a silent bloody story
a brutal massacre hidden
continue disparate in joy
stuffing the carcass lovingly
we smiled and carved
and ate and laughed
#horrorprompt #stuffing
we gave thanks
not that we knew why
but that we always have
ritual without true origin
buried and forgotten
a silent bloody story
a brutal massacre hidden
continue disparate in joy
stuffing the carcass lovingly
we smiled and carved
and ate and laughed
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yes!! Boom! 💥 💥 💥
@violetazimuth.bsky.social Thank you!
Bare breast exposed
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@violetazimuth.bsky.social Thank you!
Bare breast exposed
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Holiday writing prompt: stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bare breast exposed
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
Flesh cold & sold for the slab
A gloved fist retracts its violation
Wears a mangled & oozing glob of #stuffing
The family sings as the cold skin lowers in to the oven fire
Ringing in every ear:
"Thank you for this Thanksgiving dinner."
#horrorprompt #stuffing
No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No "Writers' Coven" next week, November 27th due to Thanksgiving. We will be back on the week after. Have a great day stuffing your hole or holes...however you wanna celebrate it. That's your business.
Behold! I made a blue cheese, blackberries and chicken salad with my very own candied walnuts!...and dill! I call "Le Crass salad"
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Behold! I made a blue cheese, blackberries and chicken salad with my very own candied walnuts!...and dill! I call "Le Crass salad"
I feel that!
I don't know how anyone keeps up with substack subscriptions. I barely have time to read as it is.
But I want to read it ALL!!!💀🖤
But I want to read it ALL!!!💀🖤
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I feel that!
Just finished "Consider This" by Chuck Palahniuk. If you want to get excellent writing tips please consider the wonderful read! Getting ready for my writing group and making candid walnuts! I feel accomplished!💪
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just finished "Consider This" by Chuck Palahniuk. If you want to get excellent writing tips please consider the wonderful read! Getting ready for my writing group and making candid walnuts! I feel accomplished!💪
Today!
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today!
Cry Violet
Heart connects & breaks so easily
A fragile paper-thin frame of the last cry violet
Not meant to open to the sun forever
Hold it up & every moment savor
The heart was not meant to last
So cherish every moment you get as its radiance tapers
#horrorprompt #tapers
Heart connects & breaks so easily
A fragile paper-thin frame of the last cry violet
Not meant to open to the sun forever
Hold it up & every moment savor
The heart was not meant to last
So cherish every moment you get as its radiance tapers
#horrorprompt #tapers
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Cry Violet
Heart connects & breaks so easily
A fragile paper-thin frame of the last cry violet
Not meant to open to the sun forever
Hold it up & every moment savor
The heart was not meant to last
So cherish every moment you get as its radiance tapers
#horrorprompt #tapers
Heart connects & breaks so easily
A fragile paper-thin frame of the last cry violet
Not meant to open to the sun forever
Hold it up & every moment savor
The heart was not meant to last
So cherish every moment you get as its radiance tapers
#horrorprompt #tapers
Tomorrow!
Writers, pull up :D
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tomorrow!
"You have to talk, otherwise your head will turn into a cemetery." --Chuck Palahniuk
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"You have to talk, otherwise your head will turn into a cemetery." --Chuck Palahniuk
We will be exploring how stories invoke & empower readers to tell their own story. Stories have the potential to create strong community, healing & laughter.
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We will be exploring how stories invoke & empower readers to tell their own story. Stories have the potential to create strong community, healing & laughter.
Sold! This is how you sell a story!
If you need a distraction today, give this a read. It is pretty disgusting but fascinating all the same.💀
We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sold! This is how you sell a story!
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Writers, pull up :D
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Writers, pull up :D
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
This Thursday! 🐐👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Cheap & Crass Writers Coven is on for this Thursday, October 20th at 6PM PST. calendar.app.google/vVyDsHsDf2qR...