ChickenScuttleMonkey
@chcknscttlmnky.bsky.social
I occasionally draw wiggly MS Paint comics.
More frequently, I do music and stuff with @polandballofficial.bsky.social
https://www.reddit.com/user/ChickenScuttleMonkey/
More frequently, I do music and stuff with @polandballofficial.bsky.social
https://www.reddit.com/user/ChickenScuttleMonkey/
I am hard at work on the next parody for @polandballofficial.bsky.social and the hardest part so far is keeping quiet about what song it is.
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am hard at work on the next parody for @polandballofficial.bsky.social and the hardest part so far is keeping quiet about what song it is.
Idk if the non-Texan brain can comprehend the sublimity of driving in the middle of the night on a highway in the country with a big thunderstorm off in the distance that you're not sure if it'll cross your path or not.
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Idk if the non-Texan brain can comprehend the sublimity of driving in the middle of the night on a highway in the country with a big thunderstorm off in the distance that you're not sure if it'll cross your path or not.
People want to have tweet-sized arguments about novel-length topics and I think that's exactly why we're doomed.
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
People want to have tweet-sized arguments about novel-length topics and I think that's exactly why we're doomed.
My metaphorical gas tank has been running on empty for a while, but I guess I have a magical car or something because I'm still going.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My metaphorical gas tank has been running on empty for a while, but I guess I have a magical car or something because I'm still going.
Buy merch at shop.polandball.com so me and the boys can quit our day jobs and do this full time.
Polandball Official
The official website and shop of Polandball Official.
shop.polandball.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Buy merch at shop.polandball.com so me and the boys can quit our day jobs and do this full time.
Ever since Twitter went down the drain, I've forgotten what it's like to tweet every random thought that crosses my brain. I wonder if I can pick that old habit back up over here?
August 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ever since Twitter went down the drain, I've forgotten what it's like to tweet every random thought that crosses my brain. I wonder if I can pick that old habit back up over here?
It's gonna be a wild day when the musical I've been writing is finished and we can share it with y'all. It's probably the most ambitious project I've ever conceived of, and I think it's gonna be a hit on the channel.
August 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's gonna be a wild day when the musical I've been writing is finished and we can share it with y'all. It's probably the most ambitious project I've ever conceived of, and I think it's gonna be a hit on the channel.
A Tale of Two Cities shouldn't still be relevant to our modern day circumstances, but alas.
July 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A Tale of Two Cities shouldn't still be relevant to our modern day circumstances, but alas.
I'd say it's a really good sign that even though I'm on the @polandballofficial.bsky.social team and I even edit some of the shorts, they still make me belly laugh.
June 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'd say it's a really good sign that even though I'm on the @polandballofficial.bsky.social team and I even edit some of the shorts, they still make me belly laugh.
You say "Met Gala," and all I hear is "menu for when it's time to eat the rich." I'm not a cannibal though, just a guy who thinks the Met Gala is silly.
May 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You say "Met Gala," and all I hear is "menu for when it's time to eat the rich." I'm not a cannibal though, just a guy who thinks the Met Gala is silly.
Ngl the only accurate takes on the stock market today are on r/wallstreetbets
April 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ngl the only accurate takes on the stock market today are on r/wallstreetbets
Hard at work trying to get Two Days Into Belgium back on streaming services because I miss being able to queue it up on Spotify.
April 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hard at work trying to get Two Days Into Belgium back on streaming services because I miss being able to queue it up on Spotify.
Got prescribed meds for my ADHD the other week. Today, not on meds, is a great reminder that I actually do need them otherwise I am totally useless to the world unless the Search For Dopamine™️ wills that a task can be completed.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Got prescribed meds for my ADHD the other week. Today, not on meds, is a great reminder that I actually do need them otherwise I am totally useless to the world unless the Search For Dopamine™️ wills that a task can be completed.
If I were to parody another song, say, next month, what would y'all like to see done?
March 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If I were to parody another song, say, next month, what would y'all like to see done?
There used to be a time when I would spam social media with *all* of my thoughts. Nobody needs to know that much about me.
March 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There used to be a time when I would spam social media with *all* of my thoughts. Nobody needs to know that much about me.
The week before Spring Break is approximately a month long.
March 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The week before Spring Break is approximately a month long.
Also still grappling with the idea that "ChickenScuttleMonkey" is a semi-public figure, but I'm really just some dude from Texas watching Armageddon on a Friday night lol.
March 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Also still grappling with the idea that "ChickenScuttleMonkey" is a semi-public figure, but I'm really just some dude from Texas watching Armageddon on a Friday night lol.
Kind of depressing to watch Armageddon knowing that humanity doesn't actually unite like that in a time of great crisis.
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Kind of depressing to watch Armageddon knowing that humanity doesn't actually unite like that in a time of great crisis.
Writing a punk record about all the stuff going on. I hope y'all enjoy it.
March 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Writing a punk record about all the stuff going on. I hope y'all enjoy it.
All this horrible shit going on in the world and the sunrise is still beautiful.
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
All this horrible shit going on in the world and the sunrise is still beautiful.
BRB dissociating in a DMV.
February 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BRB dissociating in a DMV.
I'm probably so late on this discourse but that emotional transition from Kaleidoscope to Pink Pony Club on Midwest Princess is such a masterstroke of artistry. I'm proud of Red Commie Club, but Chappell Roan is an incredible artist.
February 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm probably so late on this discourse but that emotional transition from Kaleidoscope to Pink Pony Club on Midwest Princess is such a masterstroke of artistry. I'm proud of Red Commie Club, but Chappell Roan is an incredible artist.
My favorite parody we've done, so far. This could be the one to make you forget about Two Days Into Belgium.
Kosovo (FULL SONG)
youtu.be/n7Ajot2leYc
Kosovo (FULL SONG)
youtu.be/n7Ajot2leYc
Kosovo (FULL SONG)
YouTube video by Polandball Official
youtu.be
February 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My favorite parody we've done, so far. This could be the one to make you forget about Two Days Into Belgium.
Kosovo (FULL SONG)
youtu.be/n7Ajot2leYc
Kosovo (FULL SONG)
youtu.be/n7Ajot2leYc
I'm excited to have our original instrumental music back on streaming services soon, and I'm really hopeful we can work out a way to get our parodies back up, too. Thinking I'll put them all on one EP.
February 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm excited to have our original instrumental music back on streaming services soon, and I'm really hopeful we can work out a way to get our parodies back up, too. Thinking I'll put them all on one EP.
I'm really excited about the next @polandballofficial.bsky.social parody we're working on. This one could make you forget all about Two Days Into Belgium.
February 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm really excited about the next @polandballofficial.bsky.social parody we're working on. This one could make you forget all about Two Days Into Belgium.