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Chaundre
@chaundre.bsky.social
ig: @chaundresue
queer rights advocate & professor
attorney but in a cool way
gracefully aging club kid
A federal judge (a Reagan appointee out of Seattle) has already blocked Tr*mp’s ridiculous Birthright Citizenship Executive Order, calling it “blatantly unconstitutional.” Honestly big slay Hon. John Coughenour. Thank you for knowing the law and upholding it.
January 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I think I would way rather be 38 than 28
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When you forget it’s a stra*ght party and bring a gay white elephant gift that no one wants
December 15, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The real star of the tree has arrived
December 1, 2024 at 7:14 PM
mood
November 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
In case you’re wondering if I’m being annoying today
November 27, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Do you ever get that twinge of embarrassment that your downstairs neighbors can hear you playing just the 4:52-end snippet of a song over and over? (Yes, it’s Defying Gravity, I know, I know)
November 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If you stir these together and bake them for a lil bit, the internet told me it will make cookies
November 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The stranger who bought my car off Facebook Marketplace brought me a 6-pack of beer and said I seemed stressed. Can’t tell if his empathy is tuned in hard or if I’m wearing my emotions too far out on these sleeves lmao
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
sorry I didn’t text back I was taking pics of my cats in the dryer
November 26, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Bug and Frankie are big fireplace guys
November 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I am carsick sitting on my couch. How is this possible.
November 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
My boy cat hugs and kisses me every morning to wake me up and every lady mom of a boy cat knows this devoted love
November 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
For reasons I can explain that aren’t totally irresponsible, I was pulled over today driving a car without updated plates or registration or insurance. Lady Cop™️ was sooooooo chill and we yapped and she let me free I am sending her good vibes wherever her deeply forgiving ass is tonight.
November 24, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I betcha I cried more times than you did today, TRY ME
November 24, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Reposted by Chaundre
A poem from Danusha Laméris's book, Bonfire Opera.

#poetry #danushalaméris #books
November 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
My kittens are brothers and have never spent an hour apart
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I’m tenderhearted today so I love that I have two kittens and my sweet dumb boyfriend snoozing just a few inches away.
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
A young hot waitress came up to me at dinner and exclaimed, and I quote: “OH MY GOD your coat!! My MOM has the same one!”

Goodnight, cruel world.
November 23, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Wicked in 10 hours. Going to pre-cry until then and scroll pics of your commemorative popcorn buckets.
November 22, 2024 at 5:19 PM
My cat saw the snow and then puked on the floor. I don’t know what this means we have 6 more weeks of.
November 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Everyone’s posting wrestling clips and Dr. Oz memes but like…so many people are going to die because of these picks. Tens of thousands is probably a low ball.
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Taking the last spin in my little car listening to my Nirvana CD and I’m not sure I’m ready to part with her
November 20, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Tell your Illinois reps to Vote Yes on HB5164 - this will help trans people and violence victims 🏳️‍⚧️
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I bothered the shit out of my boyfriend from 9-11 and now I’m seeing if I can leave him alone until 3pm. It’s 11:53 and I’m about to CRACK.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM