Mr. Chato
@chato.bsky.social
You’re wrong until the day you are right, and then you were right all along.
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Mr. Chato
@chato.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Bleak is the new black!
It sounds like someone took a real album and then chewed it up into a fine paste and then spit it into the listener's ears as if they were a baby bird, unable to digest clear ideas or distinctive production or anything but a formless, tasteless mush of navel gazing self absorption.
October 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It sounds like someone took a real album and then chewed it up into a fine paste and then spit it into the listener's ears as if they were a baby bird, unable to digest clear ideas or distinctive production or anything but a formless, tasteless mush of navel gazing self absorption.
Elon went on to say the new model is so adept at finding solutions to complex problems it had even discovered a “final solution” for the complex problems facing the world today.
July 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Elon went on to say the new model is so adept at finding solutions to complex problems it had even discovered a “final solution” for the complex problems facing the world today.
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Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
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For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws
April 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws
I think I'd feel safer if he had announced the tariffs would be back in two weeks instead of 90 days. "Two weeks" is his word for "never."
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I think I'd feel safer if he had announced the tariffs would be back in two weeks instead of 90 days. "Two weeks" is his word for "never."
President Nose Dive might be my new favorite. It could refer to so many things, the markets, the value of the dollar, the flight paths of passenger planes, the global standing of the US and so many more! Which cratering trajectory am I referring to? You'll just have to guess!
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
President Nose Dive might be my new favorite. It could refer to so many things, the markets, the value of the dollar, the flight paths of passenger planes, the global standing of the US and so many more! Which cratering trajectory am I referring to? You'll just have to guess!
I feel like we are reaching the point where people are starting to fall over and he's on the megaphone saying, "Don't be afraid, just drink the Kool-Aid."
April 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I feel like we are reaching the point where people are starting to fall over and he's on the megaphone saying, "Don't be afraid, just drink the Kool-Aid."
America is suffering a critical shortage of DUMBFUCK juice as MAGA guzzles it at unprecedented levels. Good news though, a replacement source has been found in the Mar-A-Lago executive washroom. MAGA consumers are advised to ignore the urine-like smell and yellow color and just drink up.
April 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
America is suffering a critical shortage of DUMBFUCK juice as MAGA guzzles it at unprecedented levels. Good news though, a replacement source has been found in the Mar-A-Lago executive washroom. MAGA consumers are advised to ignore the urine-like smell and yellow color and just drink up.
Hey! Pervert Hoover posted on Truth Social today that he INTENDED to tank the stock market!!! So if your 401k is in the toilet, just remember, he wanted that to happen!
April 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey! Pervert Hoover posted on Truth Social today that he INTENDED to tank the stock market!!! So if your 401k is in the toilet, just remember, he wanted that to happen!
My new favorite, displacing President Plane Crash, Pumpkin Spice Palpatine and President Poops His Pants is...
PERVERT HOOVER!!!
PERVERT HOOVER!!!
April 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My new favorite, displacing President Plane Crash, Pumpkin Spice Palpatine and President Poops His Pants is...
PERVERT HOOVER!!!
PERVERT HOOVER!!!
Wait, hold up. Hold up!!! You’re telling me that President Diaper Rash and his movement of THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON PLANET EARTH might have gotten in over their heads?! Come on, that can’t be true.
April 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wait, hold up. Hold up!!! You’re telling me that President Diaper Rash and his movement of THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON PLANET EARTH might have gotten in over their heads?! Come on, that can’t be true.
I only hang out at the bad place when it seems like Elmo is taking L's. Lately I'm there all the time.
April 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I only hang out at the bad place when it seems like Elmo is taking L's. Lately I'm there all the time.
Oh, looks like dumbass university suddenly ran out of diplomas in epidemiology and geopolitics and started handing them out in macroecon instead!
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh, looks like dumbass university suddenly ran out of diplomas in epidemiology and geopolitics and started handing them out in macroecon instead!
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Will you pay $600 instead of the launch price of $450 for a Nintendo Switch 2 when it goes on sale in June? #switch2 kotaku.com/switch-2-pri... #tariffs
Trump Shocks With Massive New Tariffs That Could Make The Switch 2 Cost More Than $600
A series of 'Liberation Day' tax hikes could upend the Switch 2 launch in the U.S.
kotaku.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Will you pay $600 instead of the launch price of $450 for a Nintendo Switch 2 when it goes on sale in June? #switch2 kotaku.com/switch-2-pri... #tariffs
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In light of the delusional tariff policy deployed by the US administration, I created this cartoon for @economist.com .
#TradeWar #TradePolicy #tariffs #Trump #cartoon #satire
#TradeWar #TradePolicy #tariffs #Trump #cartoon #satire
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
In light of the delusional tariff policy deployed by the US administration, I created this cartoon for @economist.com .
#TradeWar #TradePolicy #tariffs #Trump #cartoon #satire
#TradeWar #TradePolicy #tariffs #Trump #cartoon #satire
Say it with me: Trump Tax. Say it a lot.
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Say it with me: Trump Tax. Say it a lot.
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Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date.
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Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date
Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date
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March 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Noah Wyle gives his most powerful performance on The Pitt to date.
www.avclub.com/the-pitt-rec...
www.avclub.com/the-pitt-rec...
Still recovering from how good last nights episode of The Pitt was.
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Still recovering from how good last nights episode of The Pitt was.
Hold up, Secretary Breakfast Beers is incompetent? Whaaaaat? No way, not Breakfast Beers.
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hold up, Secretary Breakfast Beers is incompetent? Whaaaaat? No way, not Breakfast Beers.
President Poopy Pants bragging about winning the tournament at is own course is exactly the same as Elmo bragging about his fake video game accomplishments. They think cheating is the same as winning.
March 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
President Poopy Pants bragging about winning the tournament at is own course is exactly the same as Elmo bragging about his fake video game accomplishments. They think cheating is the same as winning.
What’s that? President Pump&Dump calling for his opponents to be jailed in a speech at the justice department? Yes, he did that today. Did a single member of his party criticize him? No. But hey, Obama wore a tan suit once, so both sides. Just another day in the land of the free.
March 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What’s that? President Pump&Dump calling for his opponents to be jailed in a speech at the justice department? Yes, he did that today. Did a single member of his party criticize him? No. But hey, Obama wore a tan suit once, so both sides. Just another day in the land of the free.
I think the Kennedy Center should pivot its spring season. Every show is just the opportunity to boo JD Vance. I promise it will sell out.
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think the Kennedy Center should pivot its spring season. Every show is just the opportunity to boo JD Vance. I promise it will sell out.
Americans don’t really understand that to people living in Europe, saying Ukraine is responsible for Putins invasion is like saying the Detroit Lions won the last superbowl. It just didn’t happen. It’s common knowledge. They were all there.
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Americans don’t really understand that to people living in Europe, saying Ukraine is responsible for Putins invasion is like saying the Detroit Lions won the last superbowl. It just didn’t happen. It’s common knowledge. They were all there.