Data Yojimbo
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Data Yojimbo
@chaspe.bsky.social
mostly sql
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Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
absurd question to ask for a senior role
July 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Goethe is perhaps the most exulted fanfic author in the pre-Internet era
July 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Excel is a repl #databs
May 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
saas products love to add immediate abandonware features then highlight them in sales
April 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hug Lovers
March 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Excel cultists will tell you this is impossible
February 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
January 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm going to build the NAND plane. Add armor everywhere in the world except to the parts of the plane that were hit.
January 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this feels like it should have been a layup
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Just incredible things from the VLC folks
January 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Definition of making up a guy to get mad at
January 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You need to export the SAS files into SQL before compressing
January 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I simply don't believe real time analytics is all that important. I'm sure the use cases exist! but advocates never seem to get past "fast is good" cloudwars.com/ai/google-cl...
Google Cloud Pushing BigQuery to Superstar Status
Google Cloud's BigQuery is poised to lead in enabling businesses to leverage real-time data analytics for faster, more informed decision-making in today's rapidly evolving landscape.
cloudwars.com
December 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Video is changing e-commerce
December 22, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Many in the data profession still harbor Kimballist sentiments around efficiency of storage and compute. It’s sentimental nonsense; just throw the query at the warehouse and see what comes out.
December 6, 2024 at 7:08 AM
lol
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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one of many gems in the yacht rock dockumentary is this SCTV sketch on michael mcdonald ft. rick moranis
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
November 28, 2024 at 8:44 PM
November 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Dick Cheney quoting Judith Miller quoting Dick Cheney about Iraqi WMDs
This should be front page of every tech pub. Marc Benioff, who bought TIME Magazine a few years ago, is now using the front page as marketing for his $2-a-conversation generative AI software. If you were mad at Bezos for silencing WashPo - this is just as bad, if not worse.
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Why don’t your knowledge graph and ontologies talk each other? They need a semantic layer — an api that compiles sql for downstream models, reports, and business users #databs
November 28, 2024 at 7:21 AM
November 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I do not believe there is such a thing as a semantic layer in any durable or practical sense #databs
November 28, 2024 at 6:10 AM