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Deb's hair, Quinn's tan, and F***ing Albert Chung

There are as many different understandings of justice, innocence, and mercy as there are ways to make key lime pie.

#Dexter #Season3 #EasyasPie #keylimepie #albertchung
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Dexter S3 E7 - "Easy as Pie"
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February 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
A soulless reimagining of the 1981 classic. Not without its fun moments, watching a movie like this and thinking about all the other movies in the genre around it at the time, there is just one question: Why?

#Bemine #MyBloodyValentine3D #Unnecessary

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My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
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February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Be not afraid, indeed. After a season spent wrestling with the reality of horns-and-pitchfork demons, the trio explores what an angel acting exactly as represented in the Bible would look like. The result is terrifying.
#Evil #Season2 #AisforAngel #Pillarofsalt

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Evil S2 E2 - "A is for Angel"
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February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Mom and Mom are fighting, the sordid truth about key lime pie, and losing Rita to the 2008 real estate market. The mid-season muddle kicks in as we dive into what should be one of Dexter's most consequential relationships.

#Dexter #Season3 #sísepuede #keylimepie

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Dexter S3 E6 - "Sí Se Puede"
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February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The slasher subgenre had not quite reached peak cynicism, and "My Bloody Valentine" exemplified the spirit of post-exploitation, pre-"Scream" slashers, while managing to not forget where it came from.
#mybloodyvalentine #bemine #hotdogwater #dirtylaundry

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My Bloody Valentine (1981)
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February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The series seemed to hit its stride at the end of Season 1, when the tone finally seemed to set. Happily, there is no loss of momentum going into the second season.

#NisforNightTerrors #Evil #terrifyingthings

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Evil Season 2 Episode 1 - "N is for Night Terrors" | The Final Assessment
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February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Markiplier’s ’IRON LUNG’ has opened with $17.9M domestically.

The film has earned over 5X its production budget.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
We'll be taking this one on this Friday.

#bemine #mybloodyvalentine
It’s one of the greatest b-movie slashers. 📽️🩸

It’s also perfect for date night!

(As long as you’re a pair of sick fucks). 🫀
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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HIPAA violations, misremembered balls, and bupkis.
#Season3 #Dexter #TurningBiminese #bupkis

Dexter would absolutely buy oceanfront property in Arizona. So Miguel Prado continues to play him like violin, to the detriment of his relationship with Rita. Won't be the last time.

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S3 E5 - "Turning Biminese"
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February 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Witness whispering, the sun also rises, and any night is pizza night if you love what you're doing.

#Dexter #Season3 #pizzanight #witnesswhisperer

Michael C. Hall continues to outperform spotty characterization; Dexter Morgan continues to lie to the audience and himself.

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S3 E4 - "All in the Family"
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January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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C is for Cheerios Guy, Z is for Zucchini, and S is for Should Have Paid Better Attention in Spanish Class.

The dynamic between Dexter and Miguel sets in, whether Dexter realizes it or not.

#Dexter #Season3 #cheeriosguy #rolypoly #chubbycheek

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S3 E3 - "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
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January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
A visceral descent into insanity, goaded on by the Elder Gods, Lovecraftian in every way. For all there is to recommend it, we're missing that special brand of despair that defines most of Carpenter's horror output.

#Inthemouthofmadness #johncarpenter #apocalypsetrilogy

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In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
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January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Lea Seydoux joins Mikey Madison
in Charlie Polinger’s ‘THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH’ for A24. 🎬

It follows a mad prince who shelters nobles from a plague, unaware a lost twin from the peasantry has infiltrated his world of decadence.

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January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Prince of Darkness (1987)
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January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The Thing (1982)
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January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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S3 E2 - "Finding Freebo"
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January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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S3 E1 - "Our Father"
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January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Let's talk about window treatments.

#suspiria #threemothers

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Suspiria (1977) | Outside Food and Drink
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September 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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At least two more seasons worth of loose ends brewing. At least.

#wigsplit #rapunzelrapunzel #cajunpasta

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Resurrection Season 1 Episode 8 - "The Kill Room Where It Happens" | Deconstructing the Dark Passenger
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August 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Let's talk about not being disappointed.

#Weapons #gutreaction

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Gut Reaction: Weapons | Outside Food and Drink
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August 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Let's talk about unnecessary (even if they are fine) remakes: Let the Right One In v. Let Me In

#morsecode #pools #badblood #lettherightonein #letmein

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Let the Right One In v. Let Me In | Outside Food and Drink
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August 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM