i will mine until the cows come home !!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 AM
i will mine until the cows come home !!!
ismay just put a fidget spinner on their head and looked at me and said "you could use this to pray!"
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
ismay just put a fidget spinner on their head and looked at me and said "you could use this to pray!"
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“It’s so over. I will break up with every lesbian. In solidarity” – @chasida.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 AM
“It’s so over. I will break up with every lesbian. In solidarity” – @chasida.bsky.social
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“cat… dividual…. u could probably say meow to them” 👉🔥
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 AM
“cat… dividual…. u could probably say meow to them” 👉🔥
it makes so much sense i'm on my period because i've been feeling particularly evil the past few days. but also. im not supposed to get my period so i am miffed
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
it makes so much sense i'm on my period because i've been feeling particularly evil the past few days. but also. im not supposed to get my period so i am miffed
STICKY SLIME TUESDAY !
January 21, 2026 at 6:27 AM
STICKY SLIME TUESDAY !
tonight a gay dude was like "girl!!!" to me and i was like. ok ur allowed
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM
tonight a gay dude was like "girl!!!" to me and i was like. ok ur allowed
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i basically have the midas touch except for sanitizing surfaces with the disinfecting power of clorox wipes which, these days,, is “as good as gold, “ :-)
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i basically have the midas touch except for sanitizing surfaces with the disinfecting power of clorox wipes which, these days,, is “as good as gold, “ :-)
i don't want to have bug sex i just want to go to the bug sex cafe
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i don't want to have bug sex i just want to go to the bug sex cafe
at it again lads!
there is no greater joy than a midnight shower
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 AM
at it again lads!
my posts have been fun and interesting today!
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
my posts have been fun and interesting today!
if i could fit a fist in my vagina surely i could fit a bluetooth speaker in my vagina
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
if i could fit a fist in my vagina surely i could fit a bluetooth speaker in my vagina
the best bathroom on campus is the one that i've fucked in but NOT because i fucked in it
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the best bathroom on campus is the one that i've fucked in but NOT because i fucked in it
i do actually have to fuck
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i do actually have to fuck
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sitting at the edge of the construction site watching the machinery and making friends!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
sitting at the edge of the construction site watching the machinery and making friends!!!!
i reposted it nobody be weird this time
who saved my selfie . i will find you
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
i reposted it nobody be weird this time
wanting a good grade in ultrasound selfy is both normal to want and possible to achieve !!!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
wanting a good grade in ultrasound selfy is both normal to want and possible to achieve !!!!!!
who saved my selfie . i will find you
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
who saved my selfie . i will find you
there is no greater joy than a midnight shower
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 AM
there is no greater joy than a midnight shower
i want to give a horse a kiss
January 16, 2026 at 6:27 AM
i want to give a horse a kiss
beautiful woman in 100% llama fur jacket i hope to see you again one day
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
beautiful woman in 100% llama fur jacket i hope to see you again one day
"hold on i want to hold your hand again but i have to make a stupid post online first" – me 5 seconds ago
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"hold on i want to hold your hand again but i have to make a stupid post online first" – me 5 seconds ago