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Stephen's not "all work, no play"! For instance, he has the world's third largest collection of Hummel figurines (specifically, figurines from the Human Centipede Unforgettable Moments collection)!

#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Many know that Stephen Miller is pro-life, but most don't know it's because The Ritual requires infants born of a mother's womb. The attempt to perform The Ritual with fetuses is what caused Hurricance Helene!

#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Miller's species worked with DARPA and the FDA to create the now-famous "orphan crushing machine," from which a single orphan can provide enough slurry to coat his body up to 10 times, allowing him to survive in sunlight for a total of 80 hours!

#StephenMillerFacts #OrphanCrushingMachine
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Stephen Miller can unhinge his jaw and swallow prey up to two whole feet in diameter, which is more than half his height!

#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Ever wonder how Stephen keeps that sexy-yet-aristocratically-pallid skin (as he says, the white the righter!)?

If you remember that black trash bag someone tossed out the White House window a few weeks ago, it contained Stephen Miller's just-shed skin from his last moulting.

#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
OK, I had one more:

Republicans ritualistically exsanguinate all Democratic lawmakers to make an offering to Ba'al. But that doesn't excuse the left for mocking rural voters: their blood looks an awful lot like MAGA red.
October 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Current state of things:

Yes, Republicans covered the entire continental United States in gasoline and set it ablaze, but that does NOT excuse Democrats playing the blame game and offending rural voters by arriving with RED fire trucks
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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KARL: “Why haven’t you sworn in Adelita Grijalva?”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I’m following the Pelosi precedent with Letlow.”

KARL: “But that was the date Letlow requested.”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: 🤷🏼

#EpsteinFilesCoverUp
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All I can think of right now is that the boss set the building on fire, and the people outside are yelling, "Use a fire extinguisher!" But those inside are thinking, "This building wasn't built in a day, so obviously it can't burn down in one." Of course they are then promptly engulfed in flame.
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Trump’s hijacking college accreditation to force schools into political obedience. It’s not about quality - it’s about control. Academic freedom is under attack, and the future of higher ed is on the line.

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July 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Over 120 mRNA cancer trials are now at risk as the Trump admin cuts funding & tells researchers to scrub “mRNA” from grant proposals.

What started as COVID fearmongering is now derailing life-saving cancer research.

Hope remains - but scientists say time is running out.

zurl.co/YBGNy
‘Tremendous uncertainty’ for cancer research as US officials target mRNA vaccines
Amid Trump cuts and state-level backlash, experts worry that progress in messenger RNA vaccines could stall
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July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not everyone who voted for Trump is a bigot, but at least bigots voted out of a (hateful and repugnant) principle.

Non-bigots who voted for him are so much worse because they were driven solely by a nearly sociopathic level of selfishness that has no regard for anyone else, and that terrifies me.
June 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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@benbison.bsky.social wearing our COMBAT BULLDOG + COMBAT JOCK + WRIST RESTRAINTS - Stainless Steel
June 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Cato has published my comprehensive review of the ~240 Venezuelans the US government renditioned 2 months ago to Salvador’s notorious prison. We identified FIFTY who came legally, never violated any immigration law, but are imprisoned at the US government’s request and at US taxpayer expense.
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Absolutely 💯
May 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The budget has money to build immigrant concentration camps. How does this keep repeating? Name one time when the party in power decided that a single specific subgroup was the root cause of all their problems and we now look back and say, "They looked evil at the time, but history vindicated them."
ca.ps
May 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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OBEY and CONSUME
March 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Free Mahmoud Khalil.
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Brian Wilson hated the ocean. Its darkness and power terrified him. Every day, he heard loud, terrifying screams inside his head. The only way to drown out the screams was to write happy songs.

#FunFacts #BeachBoyFacts
January 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mein fuhrer, I can walk!
January 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM