TAFS/Cum Town Quotes
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Adam Friedland:
August 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Adam Friedland:
The clues… yep, it’s clue time.
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The clues… yep, it’s clue time.
Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the FIFA Club World Cup
July 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Congratulations to Chelsea on winning the FIFA Club World Cup
Official DSA President endorsement
June 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Official DSA President endorsement
“Adam, shut the fuck up.”
March 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Adam, shut the fuck up.”
Nick: (as Gene Hackman) Goddamn it, my tits are too big… Listen to me, I’m a fuckin’ baby. Stop kissing my big fuckin’ baby tits!
March 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nick: (as Gene Hackman) Goddamn it, my tits are too big… Listen to me, I’m a fuckin’ baby. Stop kissing my big fuckin’ baby tits!
Nick: (about BetDSI) It’s a German company and a lot of people think that’s the reason that they have explicit antisemitic…
Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.
Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.
February 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Nick: (about BetDSI) It’s a German company and a lot of people think that’s the reason that they have explicit antisemitic…
Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.
Stav: Move on to talk about the ad. Start talking about the copy, please.
TAFS subreddit is down unless you are already subscribed. 😔
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
TAFS subreddit is down unless you are already subscribed. 😔
Favorite Cum Town bit?
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Favorite Cum Town bit?
Nick Mullen Quits The Adam Friedland Show
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January 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Stav: Me and Eldis baked a whole tray of cookies at 1am last night. You know what I did? I spread nut butter on one side of each cookie like an Oreo.
Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out.
Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.
Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out.
Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Stav: Me and Eldis baked a whole tray of cookies at 1am last night. You know what I did? I spread nut butter on one side of each cookie like an Oreo.
Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out.
Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.
Dasha: I’ve told you that you can chew the food and spit it out.
Stav: That’s not gonna work for me, Dasha.
Nick: We gotta figure out how to get Peter Thiel money…. the last six months of this show, we will push any message you want on some of the most unstable people in the country. We have an audience of half a million listeners a fucking episode.
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Nick: We gotta figure out how to get Peter Thiel money…. the last six months of this show, we will push any message you want on some of the most unstable people in the country. We have an audience of half a million listeners a fucking episode.
Nick: You think Patton Oswalt’s penis looks like him?
January 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nick: You think Patton Oswalt’s penis looks like him?
Nick: I remember as a kid, often non-whites would spell my name “Nike”.
January 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Nick: I remember as a kid, often non-whites would spell my name “Nike”.
2025 Predictions
January 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
2025 Predictions
Nick: You’re fat as shit.
Stav: I’m straight, actually.
Stav: I’m straight, actually.
December 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Nick: You’re fat as shit.
Stav: I’m straight, actually.
Stav: I’m straight, actually.
Adam: I read my 7th grade yearbook when I was back home recently and every message was “Hey Jew, good luck being Tom Green.”
December 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Adam: I read my 7th grade yearbook when I was back home recently and every message was “Hey Jew, good luck being Tom Green.”