Sipping my wine and nodding along as my mother explains that she and my father are intimately connected to wildlife because they live on a golf course
July 28, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Sipping my wine and nodding along as my mother explains that she and my father are intimately connected to wildlife because they live on a golf course
People like to joke about "divorced dad energy" and it's like someone getting swole or dating chaotically. But there is another flavor of divorced dad energy and that is driving a 10-year-old Subaru and hoarding takeout napkins.
July 8, 2023 at 4:00 AM
People like to joke about "divorced dad energy" and it's like someone getting swole or dating chaotically. But there is another flavor of divorced dad energy and that is driving a 10-year-old Subaru and hoarding takeout napkins.
I feel like an incredible fraud every time I moisturize
July 5, 2023 at 9:31 PM
I feel like an incredible fraud every time I moisturize
Tom Perrotta is America's most imaginative writer of fiction and Little Children our most impressive work of fantasy, because I have never, ever seen someone hot at the town pool
July 3, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Tom Perrotta is America's most imaginative writer of fiction and Little Children our most impressive work of fantasy, because I have never, ever seen someone hot at the town pool
RFK Jr. talks like Martin Short's impression of Katherine Hepburn
July 1, 2023 at 4:34 PM
RFK Jr. talks like Martin Short's impression of Katherine Hepburn
I happened to make some money investing in tech startups and now I am entitled to have the world's stupidest opinions about everything
June 21, 2023 at 3:11 AM
I happened to make some money investing in tech startups and now I am entitled to have the world's stupidest opinions about everything
You're going to Cannes. I'm going for a colonoscopy. We are not the same.
June 14, 2023 at 12:50 AM
You're going to Cannes. I'm going for a colonoscopy. We are not the same.
Counterpoint: the Saudis buying golf is extremely funny
June 7, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Counterpoint: the Saudis buying golf is extremely funny
What? What's so funny?
June 6, 2023 at 2:56 AM
What? What's so funny?
Every time my toilet tank refills, it makes a sound like someone moaning in pain. Troubleshooting...
June 3, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Every time my toilet tank refills, it makes a sound like someone moaning in pain. Troubleshooting...
Explaining to my gf everything I bring to the relationship
May 31, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Explaining to my gf everything I bring to the relationship
Ever wonder what the rest of Mona Lisa looks like? What if we moved the diner in Nighthawks to the beach? Could generative AI help me find an imagination?
May 30, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Ever wonder what the rest of Mona Lisa looks like? What if we moved the diner in Nighthawks to the beach? Could generative AI help me find an imagination?
Lying in a deck chair at the town pool dressed like the FBI sketch of the Unabomber
May 28, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Lying in a deck chair at the town pool dressed like the FBI sketch of the Unabomber
So many feeds, why don't I feel full
May 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM
So many feeds, why don't I feel full
Jared Mencken never would have announced on GoJo
May 24, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Jared Mencken never would have announced on GoJo
Welcome to The Bone Zone
May 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Welcome to The Bone Zone
(Nixon voice) I am not a gamer!
May 22, 2023 at 4:11 PM
(Nixon voice) I am not a gamer!
They're orcanizing
May 20, 2023 at 3:14 PM
They're orcanizing
Pretty sure my therapist has tuned out. I need some new problems.
May 18, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Pretty sure my therapist has tuned out. I need some new problems.
Putin has a "doomsday bunker" I mean that's just what we call our apartments now
May 18, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Putin has a "doomsday bunker" I mean that's just what we call our apartments now
Sure I'll bite, what is a "Facebook Story"
May 16, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Sure I'll bite, what is a "Facebook Story"
Pickup truck with Blue Lives Matter and Grateful Dead stickers... idk maybe give them another listen?
May 15, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Pickup truck with Blue Lives Matter and Grateful Dead stickers... idk maybe give them another listen?
"we need to make a right. now."
May 14, 2023 at 10:08 PM
"we need to make a right. now."
Genuinely fascinated by the mentality of someone who buys/drives a Ferrari SUV. "I want to spend a TON of money but get the least for it. What do you have for me?"
May 14, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Genuinely fascinated by the mentality of someone who buys/drives a Ferrari SUV. "I want to spend a TON of money but get the least for it. What do you have for me?"