Chapel Bell Curve
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A stats-focused UGA football podcast for people with liberal arts degrees. (All opinions our own, etc.)
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Lots of new followers!! Hi new besties 👋 We are Chapel Bell Curve, a stats-focused UGA football podcast for people with liberal arts degrees. We publish episodes about twice a week and would LOVE to have you take a listen! Come check us out at linktr.ee/chapelbellcurve. #godawgs #ugasky
I'm being totally sincere when I say that, despite the implacably corporate nature of modern sports, that college football is part of what is gonna get us through this. I know the history of racism, and the labor vs. management fight that spawned the NCAA. That's the draw...
there’s probably something that someone who’s a much better/more thoughtful writer than I am could write about this, but I keep thinking of the ugly aesthetics of authoritarianism and how maybe that’s why enjoying beautiful things feels like a bit of a salve for me at this particular moment, idk
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm being totally sincere when I say that, despite the implacably corporate nature of modern sports, that college football is part of what is gonna get us through this. I know the history of racism, and the labor vs. management fight that spawned the NCAA. That's the draw...
UGA getting out of the coffin to the Undertaker's theme.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
UGA getting out of the coffin to the Undertaker's theme.
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Between 3rd and 4th block each day, they play a song over the PA instead of a bell. The principal takes suggestions as to what each song should be. Today, I made my obsession with the Sir Edmund Fitzgerald everyone's problem.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Between 3rd and 4th block each day, they play a song over the PA instead of a bell. The principal takes suggestions as to what each song should be. Today, I made my obsession with the Sir Edmund Fitzgerald everyone's problem.
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It's Friday, y'all remember to use play action in high-leverage situations this weekend. Oh, and no goal-line fades from any of my mutuals.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's Friday, y'all remember to use play action in high-leverage situations this weekend. Oh, and no goal-line fades from any of my mutuals.
We had a weird week. My cat died. Yara got kicked out of a Barstool branded bar. But we're still here with an episode. We're covering the Florida game, previewing this weekend's matchup in Jackson, and giving you all the stats you need. #godawgs
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9.16 - The CLANGA Clangs for Thee - UF Review, Mss. State Preview | Chapel Bell Curve
Yara and Nathan have been going through it this week, but we're still here to take you through the Florida game, Yara's Five Nights in Nashville, and preview the upcoming tilt with the Bizzaro Bulldog...
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November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We had a weird week. My cat died. Yara got kicked out of a Barstool branded bar. But we're still here with an episode. We're covering the Florida game, previewing this weekend's matchup in Jackson, and giving you all the stats you need. #godawgs
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I don't understand what pass interference is, and based on what we've seen today, neither do SEC officials.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't understand what pass interference is, and based on what we've seen today, neither do SEC officials.
Oh boy i didn't realize this was a trend with GT. COFH is gonna be a fucking mess. Just an incompetence fight while Haynes King almost kills himself, Jackass style.
ok, Jackets, let's dispense with the usual slow start tonight and just get this out of the way please
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh boy i didn't realize this was a trend with GT. COFH is gonna be a fucking mess. Just an incompetence fight while Haynes King almost kills himself, Jackass style.
Look, we're gonna lose a game we shouldn't this year. But damn if this team quits.
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Look, we're gonna lose a game we shouldn't this year. But damn if this team quits.
14 yd. death march, even better.
15 yd. death march to the sea. Let's get this shit done.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
14 yd. death march, even better.
It's good clock management, but that's the pettiest shit I've ever seen. Kneel on the 1 to win.
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's good clock management, but that's the pettiest shit I've ever seen. Kneel on the 1 to win.
15 yd. death march to the sea. Let's get this shit done.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
15 yd. death march to the sea. Let's get this shit done.
CHOKER ON EVERY DOWN
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
CHOKER ON EVERY DOWN
THERE WE GO CHAUNCEY
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
THERE WE GO CHAUNCEY
Listen if we lose this game but it gets Schumann processed, I'll take it tbh.
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Listen if we lose this game but it gets Schumann processed, I'll take it tbh.
Nobody loves a useless 2nd down call after a negative play more than Mike Bobo.
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nobody loves a useless 2nd down call after a negative play more than Mike Bobo.
Absolutely atrocious series from Georgia's defense there.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Absolutely atrocious series from Georgia's defense there.
Stop missing tackles Georgia safeties. Challenge Level: impossible.
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stop missing tackles Georgia safeties. Challenge Level: impossible.
A CBC Discord favorite. (HT to KSarge, our resident meme maker)
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A CBC Discord favorite. (HT to KSarge, our resident meme maker)
Noah Thomas sighting!
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Noah Thomas sighting!
Genuinely relieved that we're probably gonna go into the half tied against a 3-4 team with an interim. That's Jacksonville.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Genuinely relieved that we're probably gonna go into the half tied against a 3-4 team with an interim. That's Jacksonville.
Also, can we not have a former Florida QB broadcast this game going forward?
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Also, can we not have a former Florida QB broadcast this game going forward?
How is Z. Branch not defenseless there?
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How is Z. Branch not defenseless there?
I just genuinely don't know what targeting is.
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I just genuinely don't know what targeting is.