And remember! With a little bit of time (and a whole lotta creativity) you too can look like me. Kachow

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

“Listen, I can stand it if a man pees on my foot, but, by god, when he tries to tell me it’s *raining*, that’s too much”
-from Julia Child’s book My Life in France

Wdym I can’t bring my cat into government buildings?!?

The only situation where I would want my own restaurant is to serve a gold crusted steak called “Eat The Rich”

Peach Scone by Hobo Johnson still has me in a chokehold after all these years

Contrary to conservative belief, there’s a difference between being tolerant and being a doormat

@bsky.app is to Twitter as TikTok is to Vine

The world? Big. Cold. Scary.
Me? Eepy

I never used twitter, I never had threads, but let’s give this a go