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Mark
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The Mark


he/him
sorry this has been in my head and I had to get it out
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
*inhales deeply, winces*

Ahhhhh, sinus headache season.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hooted, hollered.
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I see someone has sidled up to @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social and whispered the good word of Toni Storm in his ear.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Julia Hart's gear last night was very "the witch redesign for a 90s superhero comic."
Julia Hart and Thekla have successfully crawled through the cage structure, and the door is now open.

Meanwhile inside the ring, Toni Storm has brought a mirror into play!

#AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
That's my champ.
Mercedes Monè and Toni Storm being the #1 and #2 women's wrestlers of the year in Pro Wrestling Illustrated is SO well deserved.

These two have earned every accolade, and will go down in history as two of the greatest to EVER do it.

Well done! 👏

#AEW
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My cat Dusty just did the "head slides and flops off my leg while sleeping on my lap without waking up" thing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Two Bang Bang Gang matches, that's how you know it's Collision.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why is the Billy Hatcher theme a dang Proud Mary-ass groove?

youtu.be/Kn9cXeaKLuw
G.I.A.N.T.E.G.G! (Opening Theme) - Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The two scariest things in AEW are Shelton Benjamin's jumping knee strike and Megan Bayne's running Liger bomb
No stopping the Megasus! #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
No tag team title for Mercedes Moné, I'm devastated.
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I've... never had a passport?
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally got my cats to the vet for their shot updates. He echoed pretty much everything I thought about Penny. She's old as shit, could be this, could be that, too old for surgery, too old and cantankerous to get dragged around for blood work, just keep her fed and what happens happens.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm trying to imagine a fate worse than attending a small liberal arts college at the height of RENT's popularity and I have to guess HAMILTON would've come close.

Although the popularity of HAMILTON didn't intersect with anything as odious as the swing revival so it's got that going for it.
Sure, we could talk about how HAMILTON is "good" ("again"), but then, wouldn't we be talking about HAMILTON? And why would we ever want to do that?
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There's a version of this for the NES that came out in *1993*, Game Grumps posted a video of it yesterday and it looks more like 1987.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPg...
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My 18-year-old cat Penny has stopped jumping up on the kitchen chair where she gets her wet food every afternoon and it's kinda fucking me up.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Beef cider" is today's Phrase that Pays.
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just watched THE SUBSTANCE. You could probably trim that down into a pretty good TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thanks, PAC.
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One fun thing about having cats is sometimes when you're putting socks on the elastic snaps over your heel and slingshots a bit of kitty litter into your face.
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU
I am here for the Athena + Mercedes power trip. #AEWDynamite
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was pretty excited to see a new video from Towa Tei when I checked my youtube subs this morning but it was made with Google Gemini.

bsky.app/profile/chao...
Does *everyone* have to disappoint me?
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's not even 10 AM and everybody's already mad at someone I've never heard of.
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM