pepper piss
@chaosmeat.bsky.social
this account is not real, and for legal reasons every post is a joke.
imagine not speaking to someone at work and then watching their snapchat story lol
November 22, 2023 at 10:42 PM
imagine not speaking to someone at work and then watching their snapchat story lol
i am my favorite funniest person
November 15, 2023 at 7:11 AM
i am my favorite funniest person
driving to work hung over when it’s 27° blasting crystal castles and i get stopped by a train. i am filled by the wrath of ten gods.
November 11, 2023 at 12:41 PM
driving to work hung over when it’s 27° blasting crystal castles and i get stopped by a train. i am filled by the wrath of ten gods.
crunching my little carrots and wiggling my little feet at work
November 3, 2023 at 5:17 PM
crunching my little carrots and wiggling my little feet at work
real issue here is i miss my bf so much and need to be fucked to sleep sigh
November 3, 2023 at 3:41 AM
real issue here is i miss my bf so much and need to be fucked to sleep sigh
now hiring someone to come brush my hair until i fall asleep and then promptly leave my house
November 3, 2023 at 3:39 AM
now hiring someone to come brush my hair until i fall asleep and then promptly leave my house
imagine using tinder 🫵🏻😆
November 2, 2023 at 5:09 AM
imagine using tinder 🫵🏻😆
hey guys wanna go down to o acco pe?
October 29, 2023 at 2:22 AM
hey guys wanna go down to o acco pe?
work bathroom is clean today but has an underlying fecal smell
October 28, 2023 at 1:30 PM
work bathroom is clean today but has an underlying fecal smell
my favorite pastime is scrolling through my twitter and laughing at my tweets
October 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM
my favorite pastime is scrolling through my twitter and laughing at my tweets
work bathroom smells like earthworm dirt and partially digested cheerio shits
October 25, 2023 at 9:22 PM
work bathroom smells like earthworm dirt and partially digested cheerio shits
red bull just makes my rib cage nervous
October 25, 2023 at 8:47 PM
red bull just makes my rib cage nervous
work bathroom today smells like piss and old mcdonald’s fries
October 25, 2023 at 12:59 AM
work bathroom today smells like piss and old mcdonald’s fries
im listening to par amore it’s so over for you hoes
October 22, 2023 at 9:02 PM
im listening to par amore it’s so over for you hoes
fun fact: nothing matters!
October 21, 2023 at 5:34 PM
fun fact: nothing matters!
fetch me my sharpest blade
October 20, 2023 at 11:38 PM
fetch me my sharpest blade
second day in a row someone has made the work bathroom smell like a farm, i’m going to set up boobytraps
October 20, 2023 at 5:30 PM
second day in a row someone has made the work bathroom smell like a farm, i’m going to set up boobytraps
it’s sauce day fools
October 19, 2023 at 8:05 PM
it’s sauce day fools
who needs alcohol when you can ghost hit a salt vape and become the girl from the anti weed commercial
October 16, 2023 at 2:42 AM
who needs alcohol when you can ghost hit a salt vape and become the girl from the anti weed commercial
i love the people closest to me so so so sos so so sos sos sos sos so sos so sos so sos much
October 15, 2023 at 10:07 AM
i love the people closest to me so so so sos so so sos sos sos sos so sos so sos so sos much
hey guys don’t worry i fixed everything forever nothing will ever happen again
October 11, 2023 at 9:25 PM
hey guys don’t worry i fixed everything forever nothing will ever happen again
haven’t felt like myself lately and don’t know where to start looking
October 10, 2023 at 1:43 PM
haven’t felt like myself lately and don’t know where to start looking
had whiskey and now my lazy eye is super bloodshot what does this mean
October 5, 2023 at 6:03 AM
had whiskey and now my lazy eye is super bloodshot what does this mean
i can’t wait to be able to clone myself
October 5, 2023 at 6:02 AM
i can’t wait to be able to clone myself