KING
@chaoskiing.bsky.social
unfortunately, he’s a spade.
[ icon ; tunabelly ] // ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
[ icon ; tunabelly ] // ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
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you should listen to the prophecy
August 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
you should listen to the prophecy
I still don’t know too much of what’s going on but… sheesh… I suppose I must count myself lucky. At least the lighteners who imprisoned me are Foolishly nice to me. This yellow lizard lady I hear so much of … she is like most lighteners. Bah!
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I still don’t know too much of what’s going on but… sheesh… I suppose I must count myself lucky. At least the lighteners who imprisoned me are Foolishly nice to me. This yellow lizard lady I hear so much of … she is like most lighteners. Bah!
(( I actually had to double check if tvtropes had one of those single-word terms for king and lo and behold he has The Dragon. if you didn’t know lancer got his name from The Lancer trope
August 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
(( I actually had to double check if tvtropes had one of those single-word terms for king and lo and behold he has The Dragon. if you didn’t know lancer got his name from The Lancer trope
do you think king is my real name
Yeah, back in ANCIENT HISTORY! Yeah, I still REMEMBER that channel, by-the-by!!
It's modern times, now. Even the old-school guys down from Card Castle have good, strong names - like Lancer! Or-- or his dad, King! Who's... who is, the...
... hm. No kidding.
It's modern times, now. Even the old-school guys down from Card Castle have good, strong names - like Lancer! Or-- or his dad, King! Who's... who is, the...
... hm. No kidding.
August 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
do you think king is my real name
Oh, so nobody gaf when /I/ say lighteners abandoned me and that they’re good for nothing. but when it happens to the CRT everybody gets up in arms about it??? Has everyone been ignoring my Kingly Wisdom?
I HATE the way she pretends like shes fine I HATE the way that everyone praises her I HATE that she ignores me. she is BROKEN. she's SICK. she's UGLY.
July 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh, so nobody gaf when /I/ say lighteners abandoned me and that they’re good for nothing. but when it happens to the CRT everybody gets up in arms about it??? Has everyone been ignoring my Kingly Wisdom?
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[ * Suddenly, a tempest. ]
July 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
[ * Suddenly, a tempest. ]
I! LOVE! PIPIS! [ slamming his fists down on the floor ] I LOVE THEM! I LOVE TO EAT THEM!!
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I! LOVE! PIPIS! [ slamming his fists down on the floor ] I LOVE THEM! I LOVE TO EAT THEM!!
Where are the nerds. I require their wisdom
they gave me a stupid electronic device and I have to choose between a “chimchar” or “piplup”. this sucks. which one do I choose
July 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Where are the nerds. I require their wisdom
(( i finally understand why jj likes junkil so much. this guy rules. I Can You Can is so fucking tasty I can’t stop listening
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
(( i finally understand why jj likes junkil so much. this guy rules. I Can You Can is so fucking tasty I can’t stop listening
(( oh people like the oyster post
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
(( oh people like the oyster post
they gave me a stupid electronic device and I have to choose between a “chimchar” or “piplup”. this sucks. which one do I choose
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
they gave me a stupid electronic device and I have to choose between a “chimchar” or “piplup”. this sucks. which one do I choose
i used to have mr roberts on this list. could you believe that? bleh. it’s much better now
July 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i used to have mr roberts on this list. could you believe that? bleh. it’s much better now
I require the royal Seven Ice Cold Beers
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I require the royal Seven Ice Cold Beers
WHAT IS AN OUYA AND WHY DOES LANCER WANT IT
July 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
WHAT IS AN OUYA AND WHY DOES LANCER WANT IT
My knight is so awesome and cool and btw they are sure to free me from this prison because i am so Believer
July 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My knight is so awesome and cool and btw they are sure to free me from this prison because i am so Believer
What is a …. ‘Nine eleven’??
July 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What is a …. ‘Nine eleven’??
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[ putting away the "mr president a second penis has just entered my ass" shirt ]
okay
okay
July 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
[ putting away the "mr president a second penis has just entered my ass" shirt ]
okay
okay
You should let me out.
July 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You should let me out.
(( him acting less Kingly is on purpose btw. he’s slowly becoming more like a bigger lancer without the mantle and dark fountain
July 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
(( him acting less Kingly is on purpose btw. he’s slowly becoming more like a bigger lancer without the mantle and dark fountain
(( if king learned one of the lighteners who stopped him was *kris* kris i think it would break him
July 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
(( if king learned one of the lighteners who stopped him was *kris* kris i think it would break him
Read my awesome new book
July 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Read my awesome new book
