Chanur
@chanur.bsky.social
That has to be the first time I've actually walked out of a restaurant leaving a meal on the table. Hash browns where the potatoes were undercooked and crunchy, an omelette where the cheese wasn't even melted into the fold. Took two bites and went to the host stand to pay for the soda. Great Dennys
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That has to be the first time I've actually walked out of a restaurant leaving a meal on the table. Hash browns where the potatoes were undercooked and crunchy, an omelette where the cheese wasn't even melted into the fold. Took two bites and went to the host stand to pay for the soda. Great Dennys
It's not the fact that Trump had an MRI that's the problem. MRI's are used to diagnose many problems not just nerological. But if it were for back pain, or knee pain, (Very common among 79 year old overweight men) the White House would be announcing the area scanned.
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's not the fact that Trump had an MRI that's the problem. MRI's are used to diagnose many problems not just nerological. But if it were for back pain, or knee pain, (Very common among 79 year old overweight men) the White House would be announcing the area scanned.
Something to think about folks. Doctors don't routinely order an MRI. They ARE however used to diagnose or check on the progress of a stroke or tumor development. Trump claimed he had a "Perfect MRI!". Here's the thing, if it were perfect he wouldn't NEED the MRI. We're being lied to, folks.
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Something to think about folks. Doctors don't routinely order an MRI. They ARE however used to diagnose or check on the progress of a stroke or tumor development. Trump claimed he had a "Perfect MRI!". Here's the thing, if it were perfect he wouldn't NEED the MRI. We're being lied to, folks.
So, got some new stuff if for in among the canines. They seem to be accepting for now. Must remember not to meow though.....
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
So, got some new stuff if for in among the canines. They seem to be accepting for now. Must remember not to meow though.....
I was out of my home for the last 8 days for BLFC. My orange asshole is now attempting to implant himself on my chest. You know, my brother lives with me, he kept the food bowls filled, you can go hang out with him too.....
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was out of my home for the last 8 days for BLFC. My orange asshole is now attempting to implant himself on my chest. You know, my brother lives with me, he kept the food bowls filled, you can go hang out with him too.....
At BLFC. JUST spent 10 minutes playing Dance Mania. Just heard in the background "Go Grandpa!"
I'm going into the corner to be old now.
I'm going into the corner to be old now.
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
At BLFC. JUST spent 10 minutes playing Dance Mania. Just heard in the background "Go Grandpa!"
I'm going into the corner to be old now.
I'm going into the corner to be old now.
So... I have arrived at BLFC! However, I am definitely at one of the auxiliary towers......
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So... I have arrived at BLFC! However, I am definitely at one of the auxiliary towers......
I wanna know what the hell I clicked on at Facebook. My ad feed every other ad is the SeaPac otter........
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wanna know what the hell I clicked on at Facebook. My ad feed every other ad is the SeaPac otter........
You know, if Trump really wants his face on money so bad, put him on the one dollar bill. That way, when I wipe my ass it won't cost as much.
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You know, if Trump really wants his face on money so bad, put him on the one dollar bill. That way, when I wipe my ass it won't cost as much.
I made magic smoke today doing matinance on one of my slot machines. I hope my arm hair grows back.
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I made magic smoke today doing matinance on one of my slot machines. I hope my arm hair grows back.
So trimmed down my beard before hopping in the tub. Amazing how much hair I DIDN'T get off my chest while brushing myself off in front of the mirror. Now I just need to comb the dye in. I don't have any grey on the top of my head but my sideburns and beard well.......
September 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
So trimmed down my beard before hopping in the tub. Amazing how much hair I DIDN'T get off my chest while brushing myself off in front of the mirror. Now I just need to comb the dye in. I don't have any grey on the top of my head but my sideburns and beard well.......
I have gotten used to a pair of glowing orbs floating in space at night. *Sigh* You know, at least with the orange one I can usually see some kind of outline.
Welcome to my life, Salem.
Welcome to my life, Salem.
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have gotten used to a pair of glowing orbs floating in space at night. *Sigh* You know, at least with the orange one I can usually see some kind of outline.
Welcome to my life, Salem.
Welcome to my life, Salem.
If you wear glasses and tend so sleep completely in the dark: While trying to fall asleep and your lap suddenly becomes warm. Is it:
A) You just peed yourself. Or,
B) Your completely black cat just laid down for cuddles.
?
A) You just peed yourself. Or,
B) Your completely black cat just laid down for cuddles.
?
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If you wear glasses and tend so sleep completely in the dark: While trying to fall asleep and your lap suddenly becomes warm. Is it:
A) You just peed yourself. Or,
B) Your completely black cat just laid down for cuddles.
?
A) You just peed yourself. Or,
B) Your completely black cat just laid down for cuddles.
?
I learned something important today. Do not leave black towels on the bathroom floor and only use the nite light at two in the morning when you own a black cat.....
August 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I learned something important today. Do not leave black towels on the bathroom floor and only use the nite light at two in the morning when you own a black cat.....
Conflicted and pissed off. Was scrolling through YouTube and came on a new favorite song. Someone took a kids song, gave it a rock backbeat, and turned it into a buddies duet. I LOVE it, complete earworm territory, listened to the original and think this remake is 1000 percent better.
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Conflicted and pissed off. Was scrolling through YouTube and came on a new favorite song. Someone took a kids song, gave it a rock backbeat, and turned it into a buddies duet. I LOVE it, complete earworm territory, listened to the original and think this remake is 1000 percent better.
Next week's South Park episode: Satan walks in on Trump cheating on him with Epstein. Epstein asks: "Is it in yet?"
July 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Next week's South Park episode: Satan walks in on Trump cheating on him with Epstein. Epstein asks: "Is it in yet?"
With current events, I am proud to announce the launch of the Trump condom to the gay community. When the new Trump prophylactic comes out, "You know, someone is going to get fucked in the ass!"
(*Can not guarantee against leaks, see the current administration.)
(*Can not guarantee against leaks, see the current administration.)
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
With current events, I am proud to announce the launch of the Trump condom to the gay community. When the new Trump prophylactic comes out, "You know, someone is going to get fucked in the ass!"
(*Can not guarantee against leaks, see the current administration.)
(*Can not guarantee against leaks, see the current administration.)
So I signed up for pet therapy the last time I was in the hospital.
They brought in three vultures.
They brought in three vultures.
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So I signed up for pet therapy the last time I was in the hospital.
They brought in three vultures.
They brought in three vultures.
Tell me Facebook isn't watching. I just got an ad for another "Socal casino" where the slot they showed me featured an anthropomorphic bull, in a red speedo, flexing. Riiiight......
June 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tell me Facebook isn't watching. I just got an ad for another "Socal casino" where the slot they showed me featured an anthropomorphic bull, in a red speedo, flexing. Riiiight......
It's easy to win when you own the casino......
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's easy to win when you own the casino......
I love my cats. I really do. But why do you two assholes insist on standing on my hair??????
June 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I love my cats. I really do. But why do you two assholes insist on standing on my hair??????
I'm a little confused.... I'm in Las Vegas and visited the Puma store on Las Vegas Blvd. Was disappointed that there were no large felines there.....
June 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm a little confused.... I'm in Las Vegas and visited the Puma store on Las Vegas Blvd. Was disappointed that there were no large felines there.....
"Jon, call my phone, I can't find the damn thing."
*Pocket rings*
Goddamnit!!!!?!
*Pocket rings*
Goddamnit!!!!?!
June 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Jon, call my phone, I can't find the damn thing."
*Pocket rings*
Goddamnit!!!!?!
*Pocket rings*
Goddamnit!!!!?!
Did you know that black licorice can turn your poop green? I know now.....
May 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Did you know that black licorice can turn your poop green? I know now.....
I have rolled over onto my cat three times already tonight while in bed. Yes, he is orange.
May 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I have rolled over onto my cat three times already tonight while in bed. Yes, he is orange.