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Happy Friday! About to go do ❄️ in solidarity with Charli XCX.

#charlixcx #taylorswift
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I guess being Mormon does lend itself well to the whole dating-twenty-people-at-once thing.

#taylorfrankiepaul #thebachelorette
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Is Zoe Kravitz this generation’s Elizabeth Taylor??

#harrystyles #zoekravitz
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I appreciate #DancingWithTheStars commitment to casting at least one scammer.
September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
While #BigBrother S26 is a whole ass mess, I really enjoy Will and Ava as the Greek chorus and hope they stay friends forever.
September 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One sip of the Pumpkin Cream Chai from Starbucks gave me diabetes.
September 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Delaney Rowe sticking teeny needles into Lorne Michaels as we speak.
‘SNL’ has announced five new cast members for season 51: Please Don’t Destroy’s Ben Marshall as well as newcomers Kam Patterson, Veronika Slowikowska, Tommy Brennan, and Jeremy Culhane.
SNL Adds Five New Cast Members for Season 51
‘SNL’ has announced five new cast members for season 51: Please Don’t Destroy’s Ben Marshall as well as newcomers Kam Patterson, Veronika Slowikowska, Tommy Brennan, and Jeremy Culhane.
www.vulture.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hello I just learned that Ira Madison is leaving #KeepIt. Where do I submit my audition to be Louis’ cohost?

@crooked.com this is a not-so-serious serious inquiry.
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Do you also think about Coach’s trip to Exile Island in Survivor Season 18 at least once a week, or are you normal?

#survivor #survivor50
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Speaking of Christian, can we talk about his Survivor glow-up? Because it’s been practically decade and I’m still not over it.
#survivor #survivor50
May 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Finally sitting down and grappling with the #Survivor50 casting news. Three players from 48 is kind of insane, but everything else is inspired. Christian Hubicki? Angelina? COACH WADE??
May 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Starting to think Mike White has a humiliation kink. But like the kind where he wants to humiliate others (his actors). #whitelotus #why
March 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Love that the NCAA broadcasts play the same clip of Abracadabra during the transition to commercials.

#ladygaga
March 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me to Liberty University

#scoducks #marchmadness #rhobh
March 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The #Severance finale reminding me that men are the worst!
March 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Watching #RunningPoint & it’s a who’s who of nepo actors. Kate Hudson (daughter of Goldie Hawn & Bull Hudson), Chet Hanks (son of Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson), and Cary Dubek (son of Pat Dubek & older brother of popstar Chase Dreams).

#netflix #theothertwo
March 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Anyways, stream The Nickel Boys. #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Coralie was ROBBED #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Adrien Brody’s #Oscars speech if it was typed out.
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Adrien Brody. Certified yapper.

#oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Do we think Kylie Jenner has seen The Brutalist? #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love Adrian Brody but I feel like the AI accent shouldn’t be awarded. #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh wow, a third musical number that has nothing to do with any of the nominated musicians. Love to see it. 🙄

#oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM