Chair
@chairshornyalt.bsky.social
nsfw alt to @chair547.bsky.social. mdni
stock twitter puppygirl but its bsky. nsfw. she/they/occasionally he. 21. pfp by oz lee, banner by betelgz
stock twitter puppygirl but its bsky. nsfw. she/they/occasionally he. 21. pfp by oz lee, banner by betelgz
they had everything and all they had to do to not lose it all was go on pornhub and jack off instead of harassing people
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
they had everything and all they had to do to not lose it all was go on pornhub and jack off instead of harassing people
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i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that
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and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
and yes this is a tweet!!
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format
remembering the time i accidentally sent my cishet uncle a meme that said "happy pride month to hung tgirls that dont tuck"
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
remembering the time i accidentally sent my cishet uncle a meme that said "happy pride month to hung tgirls that dont tuck"
untuck queen. let it hang.
unbind king. let them hang.
unbind king. let them hang.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
untuck queen. let it hang.
unbind king. let them hang.
unbind king. let them hang.
the correct response to "ageplay is weird and grosses me out" (which it is and does) is "so i will not participate in ageplay and mute/block people who do so publicly" not "so i will tell ageplayers to kill themselves on twitter dot com"
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the correct response to "ageplay is weird and grosses me out" (which it is and does) is "so i will not participate in ageplay and mute/block people who do so publicly" not "so i will tell ageplayers to kill themselves on twitter dot com"
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pretending to be an ai bro because i have a humiliation kink
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
pretending to be an ai bro because i have a humiliation kink
need a girl to call me a good puppy while she cums down my throat
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
need a girl to call me a good puppy while she cums down my throat
im the mike penis of polyamory
i swear this makes sense in context
i swear this makes sense in context
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
im the mike penis of polyamory
i swear this makes sense in context
i swear this makes sense in context
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friend gave me neat lights thing gift, I draw tem on it
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
friend gave me neat lights thing gift, I draw tem on it
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sexually transmitted personality disorder
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sexually transmitted personality disorder
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Opinions are a lot like assholes
Everyone has one, and I love women who post theirs on the internet
Everyone has one, and I love women who post theirs on the internet
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Opinions are a lot like assholes
Everyone has one, and I love women who post theirs on the internet
Everyone has one, and I love women who post theirs on the internet
i cant keep up this bullshit "i dont have it in my heart to hate people" schtick anymore. i dont hope she grows and changes as a person. i dont hope she gets the help she needs to stop hurting people. i hope theres a hell, and i hope she dies, preferably by her own hand, and i hope she goes there
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i cant keep up this bullshit "i dont have it in my heart to hate people" schtick anymore. i dont hope she grows and changes as a person. i dont hope she gets the help she needs to stop hurting people. i hope theres a hell, and i hope she dies, preferably by her own hand, and i hope she goes there
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girl who gets anxious at a party and starts petting the doggirl instead of talking to people
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
girl who gets anxious at a party and starts petting the doggirl instead of talking to people
choking on the strap and she calls me her good little sea turtle
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
choking on the strap and she calls me her good little sea turtle
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i might be perverted but at least i'm kind and empathetic
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i might be perverted but at least i'm kind and empathetic
need to be forcefed vodka by someone with malicious intent
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
need to be forcefed vodka by someone with malicious intent
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
I wish Blue Sky had better support for multiple accounts. Sometimes I'm scrolling through the main and see something I want to repost but I need to repost it on the alt and it's just too much of a pain in the ass to switch accounts and then have to find the post again so I just don't repost it
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I wish Blue Sky had better support for multiple accounts. Sometimes I'm scrolling through the main and see something I want to repost but I need to repost it on the alt and it's just too much of a pain in the ass to switch accounts and then have to find the post again so I just don't repost it
girldick got me acting unwise
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
girldick got me acting unwise
maybe im not monogamous maybe i just don't like being cheated on by people who are bad at polyamory
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
maybe im not monogamous maybe i just don't like being cheated on by people who are bad at polyamory
You know the genre of post where somebody will be like muscles don't belong on women or whatever and then they'll be ratios in the replies with pictures of muscular women and then somebody comes along and asks if they were trying to get ratio with pictures of muscular women?
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You know the genre of post where somebody will be like muscles don't belong on women or whatever and then they'll be ratios in the replies with pictures of muscular women and then somebody comes along and asks if they were trying to get ratio with pictures of muscular women?
im laying in my gay puppy bed kicking my gay puppy legs while thinking my gay puppy thoughts
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
im laying in my gay puppy bed kicking my gay puppy legs while thinking my gay puppy thoughts
Hey guys when it comes to CNC the first letter is like, the most important part, can't really forget about it. The rest of the letters are fun but like without the first letter it's bad. This goes for both kinds of CNC
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey guys when it comes to CNC the first letter is like, the most important part, can't really forget about it. The rest of the letters are fun but like without the first letter it's bad. This goes for both kinds of CNC