Cetaphin
@cetaphin.bsky.social
Sometimes dolphin, sometimes Dad, sometimes NSFW, sometimes anxiety, always confused.
42/M/Pan/Open 💕💦@kodicorgi💦💕
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Dick Cheney finally succumbed to the festering shotgun wounds sustained 15 years earlier when he was shot in the face by GW Bush. Accidentally they say.
Nobody will mourn, his family has set up a GFM to cover his final expenses.
Nobody will mourn, his family has set up a GFM to cover his final expenses.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Dick Cheney finally succumbed to the festering shotgun wounds sustained 15 years earlier when he was shot in the face by GW Bush. Accidentally they say.
Nobody will mourn, his family has set up a GFM to cover his final expenses.
Nobody will mourn, his family has set up a GFM to cover his final expenses.
I was wondering why my latest comet pics weren't focusing properly, then I realized it's because it's trying to do a long-exposure through a mild aurora
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I was wondering why my latest comet pics weren't focusing properly, then I realized it's because it's trying to do a long-exposure through a mild aurora
Caught a brightening visitor this morning
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Caught a brightening visitor this morning
Me after waking up sometimes
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me after waking up sometimes
And here comes the war with Russia to fully distract is from everything else
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And here comes the war with Russia to fully distract is from everything else
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Oh yeah. Con. Hmm.
Guess I'll namechange just in case I go for a bit.
Guess I'll namechange just in case I go for a bit.
September 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh yeah. Con. Hmm.
Guess I'll namechange just in case I go for a bit.
Guess I'll namechange just in case I go for a bit.
So so so ready for them to come and obliterate this fucking speck of dust
avi-loeb.medium.com/a-steeply-ri...
avi-loeb.medium.com/a-steeply-ri...
A Steeply-Rising Production of Cyanide and Nickel Without Iron in the Gas Plume Around 3I/ATLAS
A new paper on spectroscopic data from the Very Large Telescope (accessible here) reported the surprising detection of nickel without iron…
avi-loeb.medium.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
So so so ready for them to come and obliterate this fucking speck of dust
avi-loeb.medium.com/a-steeply-ri...
avi-loeb.medium.com/a-steeply-ri...
Selfie malfunction leads to pec success
August 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Selfie malfunction leads to pec success
Since I don't have anything else going on in my life until next week (back to college 😐), have some more astrophotography
August 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Since I don't have anything else going on in my life until next week (back to college 😐), have some more astrophotography
I was also able to get a dim pic (from my can't-see-anything-but-the-moon light-polluted yard) of ... (fill in the blank)
August 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I was also able to get a dim pic (from my can't-see-anything-but-the-moon light-polluted yard) of ... (fill in the blank)
M101's pinwheel arms are visible in tonight's telescope time
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
M101's pinwheel arms are visible in tonight's telescope time
Got the new telescope out for a bit, here's a pic of M13 I took from my suburban, light-polluted yard just after sunset
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Got the new telescope out for a bit, here's a pic of M13 I took from my suburban, light-polluted yard just after sunset
July eggnog? Don't mind if I do
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
July eggnog? Don't mind if I do
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Where's my $1.99 gas?
You fucking lying sad sack of shit.
You fucking lying sad sack of shit.
June 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Where's my $1.99 gas?
You fucking lying sad sack of shit.
You fucking lying sad sack of shit.
Can we like...
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June 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can we like...
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It's starting.
Be prepared.
Eyes Up!
Be prepared.
Eyes Up!
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's starting.
Be prepared.
Eyes Up!
Be prepared.
Eyes Up!
Those of you hoping for a red-dinosaur-alien-in-a-white-spacesuit face reveal, I have bad news...
May 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Those of you hoping for a red-dinosaur-alien-in-a-white-spacesuit face reveal, I have bad news...
Finally getting around to re-reading my paternal grandpa's war book from his 3 years in New Guinea as a Staff Sergeant in the combat engineers, put together by my grandma and the guy who took his oral history is just ... Like fucking wow.
May 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Finally getting around to re-reading my paternal grandpa's war book from his 3 years in New Guinea as a Staff Sergeant in the combat engineers, put together by my grandma and the guy who took his oral history is just ... Like fucking wow.