Cesar Sucio
@cesarsucio.bsky.social
Middle-aged Mexican American man working in Tech. Getting older, balder, and angrier every day. Likes: Silence.
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I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't"
January 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't"
Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point?
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point?
You ever been so drunk you feel like Max Payne?
October 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
You ever been so drunk you feel like Max Payne?
Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying.
October 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying.
Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet?
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet?
Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left.
September 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left.
What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School.
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School.
If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass.
September 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass.
How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?
August 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?
What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.
Stanley Kubrick made shit films.
August 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Stanley Kubrick made shit films.
The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.
Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.
August 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.
Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?
August 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?
They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.
August 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.
How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.
August 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.
During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.
Just finished Ryan Trahan's 50 States in 50 Days series and I am affected. I'm losing such a wholesome part of my day that I've looked forward to each day for almost 2 months.
July 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just finished Ryan Trahan's 50 States in 50 Days series and I am affected. I'm losing such a wholesome part of my day that I've looked forward to each day for almost 2 months.
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Thank you Ryan Trahan for the amazing 50 states in 50 days series. I watched every day since day one. Knowing today is the last episode feels like I'm losing a part of my life, but then I realize the amazing work everyone did in raising over 11 million dollars for St. Jude. #RyanTrahan #Joyride
July 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thank you Ryan Trahan for the amazing 50 states in 50 days series. I watched every day since day one. Knowing today is the last episode feels like I'm losing a part of my life, but then I realize the amazing work everyone did in raising over 11 million dollars for St. Jude. #RyanTrahan #Joyride
Do actual Latinos use the term Latinx? High school homies, please illuminate me.
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Do actual Latinos use the term Latinx? High school homies, please illuminate me.
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Nobody's as excited as I am to see Superman. That's mostly because nobody is excited to see Superman.
July 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Nobody's as excited as I am to see Superman. That's mostly because nobody is excited to see Superman.
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
There were more police casualties during the Jan 6th insurrection than there have been during the past week of protests in LA.
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There were more police casualties during the Jan 6th insurrection than there have been during the past week of protests in LA.