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C.E. Robb
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Author (Urban Fantasy | SciFi | Myths)
Technical Editor | Curriculum Dev. (CyberTech | Policy)
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November 20, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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November 17, 2023 at 9:14 PM
What's for lunch? A bowl and a book.
November 15, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Them: Are you free right now?

Me: Nope. I charge the same price all the time.
November 9, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Err... I mean the editing is done! Whooo!!! Let the formatting begin.
November 9, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Writing (NaNo) Update: 8,543 / 50,000 WORDS #Day4
November 4, 2023 at 3:23 PM
NaNoWriMo 2023 Update: 6,635 / 50,000 WORDS
#Day3
November 3, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Day 2 NaNoWriMo update: 4,379 / 50,000 Words
November 2, 2023 at 3:58 PM
If you are not cosplaying your own characters and carrying a tote full of their books, you are not HalloMarketing right. 🎃 #RandomThoughts
October 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
"You never finish your work on time. Sometimes you don't finish at all. You don't work well with others. Your communications skills are poor at best. We should fire you right now."

"Sir, this is Congress."

"Oh, yeah, right. See you at the Christmas #Party?"

#vss365
September 29, 2023 at 3:54 PM
"There's a deep #chasm between a CEO's pay and those who produce the actual product," Trevor said mournfully.

"Yeah, that's why I steal office supplies and take two donuts from the box each morning," Pat replied.

"Living the dream, Pat. You are living the dream."

#vss365
September 27, 2023 at 5:50 PM
As one of my partners in crime said, "The joy of writing 'The End' will never get old."

I just put the stamp on my ~25k tale.

Will Grandfather Frost put an end to the Fae, or will they #RiseFromTheAshes?

#ComingSoon
#amediting
September 26, 2023 at 1:53 AM
"This #chalice dates back to the Roman Empire. Taste the ambrosia. Hail Caesar, long may he reign!" Carl lofted it high.

Sally slapped his shoulder. "That's a Big Gulp cup and you are drinking Mountain Dew. Stop messing around, the next episode of ONE PIECE is starting."

#vss365
September 19, 2023 at 1:13 PM
The generations of the past ignored us. They had their own wounds to tend. The newer generations think we don't understand. But we've seen things. We've been through the shit. It's near impossible to hurt our feelings or make us #blush. We're built Gen X tough. #vss365
September 18, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Some people say Mars is a #desolate wasteland.
That's a lie, sort of. I saw a lot of dead people today.
And it's my job to figure out what happened to them.
So that's exactly what I'm going to do.
At least, I get to do my job in peace.
—#vss365 Entry; Mars Sol Date 53208.08
September 6, 2023 at 1:32 AM
The cacophony of battle rang in their ears. Grimed sweat marred their face. Grizzled veterans dug their heels deep into the sodden turf knowing their #beleaguer(ed) defense must hold the line. A shot sizzled into the crowd. Goaaaaaal! The Reds are B-League champions! #vss365
September 4, 2023 at 5:48 AM
He was listless. His throat dry and cracked. Then, a #sombre darkness enveloped him. The harbinger of his death? He raised his head, pleading for the end.

A sun-weathered, gaunt man with a toothy grin hovered over him. "¿ey, you want a sombrero? Only 5 dollar."

#vss365
September 1, 2023 at 9:15 AM
We #draw the line here. No quarter for the wicked!

My liege, who are the wicked?

I don't know. Anyone who disagrees with me!

Everyone disagrees about sumthin' or 'nother.

Do YOU disagree with me?

Ah...ah...n-n-no. I am a loyal servant of thy Royal Echo Chamber.

#vss365
August 28, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Heh, 92° & Sunny, still the leaves are falling.

Mother Nature is broke. Call the help #desk!

...will you still call me superman, I hum.

Are you on hold? There's no time to hold. We need a hero. They have to be strong, gotta be fast. My margarita is melting!!!

#vss365
August 27, 2023 at 6:57 PM
The access pad flashed red. "The door won't open," Walter said.
"You better figure it out. The hull isn't going to hold long in this debris field," Benedict shouted.
"I know. I can't figure out the #cipher."
"Is it in Russian? Alien?"
"No, teenager."
"We're f--"
#vssdaily
August 26, 2023 at 12:38 AM
"What is that?"
"They're called #headphones. People wore them to listen to their entertainment."
"Where's the neural-link and the holomitter?"
"They didn't have that. They used giant LED screens and even unplugged from time-to-time."
"Wow, that was truly the stone age."
#vss365
August 25, 2023 at 11:54 PM
The #dishes... #vss365 #SciFi
August 24, 2023 at 1:16 AM
The #windmill no longer turned. The well had run dry. Nowadays, rush hour was just Old Rudy rushing to meet his bondsman. I pulled into the mall parking lot, a barren concrete desert. Inside only the Glamour Shots and a kiosk selling barbecue prighozin were open... #vss365
August 24, 2023 at 1:15 AM
August 24, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Me while #editing : Anything we don't like, we'll turn it into a happy little phrase or something; we don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. Maybe in our world a happy word lives over here. How about a bunch of new happy words? Wouldn't that be nice?
August 20, 2023 at 9:46 AM