Cernixs
@cernixs.bsky.social
Kind of a big shot among internet queers.
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
Running from the scene of the crime waiting for the streets to cool down. Hiding from the cops in a construction site. Hopping into a locker as they pass by. Setting my discord status to invisible. Playing Balatro on my phone.
March 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Running from the scene of the crime waiting for the streets to cool down. Hiding from the cops in a construction site. Hopping into a locker as they pass by. Setting my discord status to invisible. Playing Balatro on my phone.
The worst part about knowing people in different timezones and with fucked sleep schedules is when you find out someone did something stupid and you wanna yell at them but they're fast asleep like a LITTLE FUCKING BABY...
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The worst part about knowing people in different timezones and with fucked sleep schedules is when you find out someone did something stupid and you wanna yell at them but they're fast asleep like a LITTLE FUCKING BABY...
That one incel i keep around because he does damage types my team doesn't have
March 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That one incel i keep around because he does damage types my team doesn't have
Insidious plot. I've been planting thoughts into your brain. Watch out.
March 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Insidious plot. I've been planting thoughts into your brain. Watch out.
It must be SO weird to be a well adjusted mature normal adult who happens to be on the internet and be surrounded by mentally ill queer youth. If i ever become normal I'll make sure to record what it feels like.
February 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It must be SO weird to be a well adjusted mature normal adult who happens to be on the internet and be surrounded by mentally ill queer youth. If i ever become normal I'll make sure to record what it feels like.
Anyone looking for a long-distance no commitment no communication secret incredibly toxic situationship?
February 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Anyone looking for a long-distance no commitment no communication secret incredibly toxic situationship?
Maybe there IS something attractive about near pathological obsession with old UNIX games. Maybe there is hope for cernixs.
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Maybe there IS something attractive about near pathological obsession with old UNIX games. Maybe there is hope for cernixs.
Every day can be a day for lovers. Today Im celebrating the real things, like the cheap chocolate I'm gonna get in a few days, and the pizza im gonna eat later. The world is beautiful.
February 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every day can be a day for lovers. Today Im celebrating the real things, like the cheap chocolate I'm gonna get in a few days, and the pizza im gonna eat later. The world is beautiful.
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You may be familiar with a scan of Diddy Kong saying "Tri-linear bitmap interpolation!" This originated from a Nintendo Power VHS pamphlet and actually crops out Donkey Kong's equally humorous reply to Diddy Kong's non-sequitur, being a confused "Uh!?"
February 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You may be familiar with a scan of Diddy Kong saying "Tri-linear bitmap interpolation!" This originated from a Nintendo Power VHS pamphlet and actually crops out Donkey Kong's equally humorous reply to Diddy Kong's non-sequitur, being a confused "Uh!?"
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artifact I found in the ruins that glows green whenever I do a good deed
January 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
artifact I found in the ruins that glows green whenever I do a good deed
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New Spamton shirt idea
January 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New Spamton shirt idea
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if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are
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January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I feel like I've been in a haze since the last post where has the day gone
January 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I feel like I've been in a haze since the last post where has the day gone
I, Ash J. Cernixs, Swear my everlasting and eternal and LEGALLY BINDING love to Chiaki Nanami, The Ultimate Gamer, from Danganronpa 2. My hand has been forced by powers outside of my control.
January 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I, Ash J. Cernixs, Swear my everlasting and eternal and LEGALLY BINDING love to Chiaki Nanami, The Ultimate Gamer, from Danganronpa 2. My hand has been forced by powers outside of my control.
Bitches be sending me rogue lineage screenshots get me OUT of here!!! i dont CARE if your an "Uber" im taking an uber to the nearest police station
January 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bitches be sending me rogue lineage screenshots get me OUT of here!!! i dont CARE if your an "Uber" im taking an uber to the nearest police station
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For christmas i want beautiful women to tell me I'm tolerable
December 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM
For christmas i want beautiful women to tell me I'm tolerable
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"Did you hear there were rumors that they were gonna announce Half-Life 3?"
"Yeah, well they weren't wrong, this show did end up getting Half-Life 3!"
"How so?"
"It went on for so long, they stole half of my life for free!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
"Yeah, well they weren't wrong, this show did end up getting Half-Life 3!"
"How so?"
"It went on for so long, they stole half of my life for free!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 AM
"Did you hear there were rumors that they were gonna announce Half-Life 3?"
"Yeah, well they weren't wrong, this show did end up getting Half-Life 3!"
"How so?"
"It went on for so long, they stole half of my life for free!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
"Yeah, well they weren't wrong, this show did end up getting Half-Life 3!"
"How so?"
"It went on for so long, they stole half of my life for free!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
Im kinda like shadow the hedgehog if you think about it actually. I've been thinking recently.
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Im kinda like shadow the hedgehog if you think about it actually. I've been thinking recently.