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Næthan
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Immediately hittting send. No second guessing.
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Me every time I check LinkedIn:
None of the adults from my Catholic school days posted on Facebook about the new pope which is my indication that he is probably at least half-decent
May 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I hate the phrase ‘olive skin’… like have you guys even seen what olives look like??
May 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Kansas City is a time capsule of 2014
April 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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he’s a little drummer
March 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Smug as a bug
March 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
March 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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ISTG PPL NEED TO GET OFF KORRA’S CASE!!!!!! she probably fucking died trying to prevent the cataclysm!!! also she’s just ONE PERSON and A HUMAN BEING!!! even the avatar can’t always save everything/everyone!!! I WILL DEFEND KORRA TO MY DYING BREATH
February 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The last day of my favorite Pokemon:

#1: Cubone

It's called the lonely Pokemon. And it just misses its mom :( 999999/10.
February 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 7 of my favorite Pokemon:

Lechonk

Look how fucking cute. Also, Lebron + chonk? 10/10.
February 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 6 of my favorite Pokemon:

Breloom

"FREE LUIGI WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" - Breloom, probably. 10/10
February 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 5 of my favorite Pokemon:

#5: Mudkip

Eight-year-old me always picked Mudkip as my starter in Ruby. 10/10
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 4 of my favorite Pokemon:

Kabuto

Just a void in a hard shell with not a thought behind those eyes. 10/10
February 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 3 of my favorite Pokemon:

Exeggcute

It's literally eggs. And a portmanteau of 'eggs' and 'execute'. Did I mention its literally just eggs? 10/10.
February 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 2 of my favorite Pokemon:

Klawf

Of all the crab Pokemon, this one looks the most bewildered. 10/10.
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Day 1 of my favorite Pokemon:

Charjabug

It's a bug, shaped like a loaf of bread. And it shoots electricity. 10/10.
February 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If you don’t think reading comprehension is declining in America, then I insist you try to make any purchase on Facebook marketplace.
February 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Been having fun looking through the 10¢ bins at Vintage Stock to start my Pokemon collection.
February 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
POV: Charlie’s phone if he had thumbs to doomscroll and more than one brain cell
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me every time I check LinkedIn:
January 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The etymology of my cat Stevie’s nicknames
January 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’d rather email Xi Jingping a txt file of my entire genome sequence and a picture of my butthole before I ever join Threads.
January 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Part of making dinner in a crockpot is bragging about how many hours it was on Low as if it required any effort or persistence.
January 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The cereal aisle isn’t what I remember
January 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m just now getting into DnD and musicals at 31 years old because I was sports-pilled as a child
January 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM